Tramp, Buster / Lady and the Tramp / Disney
Bridgette, Eva, Katie, Sadie, Sierra, Ella / Total Drama
Huckleberry Hound, Snagglepuss, Loopy De Loop, Lila / Hanna-Barbera
Minvera Mink / Animaniacs
Colleen / Road Rovers
FantomCat / FantomCat
Chapter One: Flying High like an Egyptian
[scene shows Chris standing in an airfield]
Chris: Welcome to the brand new season of Total Drama, folks! The world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea! [as a bus arrives to drop off the contestants] Sadly, I'm forced to share my trip with a three ring traveling circus, literally! They'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars! So, let's meet our players! [as the contestants begin to depart] From the classic Total Drama cast; Bridgette, Sierra, Eva, Katie and Sadie!
Katie: OMG, I can't believe we're back on the show, isn't this exciting, Sadie?!
Sadie: Like sooooooo exciting, Katie! We get another shot to win the million!
Katie: And this time, we're gonna go all the way to the finals!
Sadie: Together!
Katie and Sadie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Eva: [rolls her eyes] Well, I see those two haven't lost their touch.
Sierra: OMG, Eva, your fanbase is gonna explode when they see you participating in another season! You've been absent from competing for like SOOO long now!
Eva: Don't remind me…
Bridgette: Ah, well. Look on the bright side, maybe this could be your season, Eva.
Eva: Question, where's your CPR partner?
Bridgette: Oh, me and Geoff are kinda taking a break from each other so that I can get a clear head in the competition.
Eva: Hmph, well, I suppose that's something I gu-[pauses when she hears an angelic voice]-what was that?
Chris: [rolls his eyes] Oh, no…
Ella: Ooooh, the sky is blue and the sun is bright, a day like this just feels right-
Chris: Ahem, and everyone's "favorite" songbird...Ella…
Ella: Hehe, it's so nice to be back on the show, I just know that this time, I will put my best foot forward and make it all the way
Chris: Ahem, if you girls wouldn't mind, time to introduce the rest of the cast: Huckleberry Hound, Snagglepuss, Lila, Loopy de Loop!
Lila: I say, what kind of service are you running? Don't you know I'm a lady? I deserve better treatment than those uncomfortable leather seats, have you no manners?!
Snagglepuss: Heavens to Murgatroyd, ask us if we care!
Lila: Says you, you sleazy good for nothing slimeball!
Snagglepuss: Ironic coming from the likes of you!
Lila: Ugh, whatever! You won't last long here anyways.
Huckleberry: Now don't you pay any attention to her, Snag. She's just being full of hot air.
Snagglepuss: Ain't it the truth.
Loopy: Madame, if you will let me introduce myself, I am Loopy de Loop, ze good wolf.
Lila: Oh, buzz off, bozo, I know ya' kind. Always acting' nice when all they want to get something. Well, it ain't gonna work on me, slick.
Loopy: Sacre bleu, was it something I said?
Chris: [chuckles] Loving me some good drama there. Next up, we have Colleen, Minvera Mink, FantomCat, Tramp and Buster!
FantomCat: [extends his hand out] Watch your step, milady.
Minvera: [takes the feline's hand as she steps off the bus] Ooooh, such a gentleman…[quietly]...sucker…
Colleen: Mind giving me a hand, sweetheart?~ [sees that the black feline has walked away] Hmph, spoilsport!
Katie: [gasps] O! M! G! Is that...Tramp?! As in THE Tramp?!
Sadie: From Lady and the Tramp?! I remember watching that movie when I was a little girl! Soooooo romantic~
Katie: Especially that spaghetti kiss, oooooooh, that was so adorable~
Tramp: [chuckles] Looks like I got a couple of fangirls.
Buster: Yeah, a couple of a fangirls. [nudges the grey canine] Reminds me of someone…
Tramp: Hmph! Don't be so vulgar and just what are you doing here, Buster?
Buster: Ain't it obvious, hotshot? Here to win me some of that sweet dough and then some. Problem?
Tramp: I...I just…[scoffs]...whatever.
Chris: Nice to see some old friends getting along. I'm sure you two will get along swimmingly together…[chuckles]
[at that moment, a rusty and ragged looking place pulls into the runaway with Chef as the pilot]
Huckleberry: Um, is that thing...safe?
Snagglepuss: It looks rusty, derelict, unsafe for flight, even!
Chris: Relax, it's perfectly safe...mostly.
FantomCat: Although I may not be an expert on these things called...airplanes, I do believe that contraption isn't by any means a safe way to travel.
Chris: Now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones! We're saving you a first class seat for all the action, right here on Total...Drama...Encore!
[cue theme song, the episode continues]
[scene shows the interior of the plane's dining area]
Ella: Singing?! Ooooooh, joys to behold! This is the time of merriment I live for!
Eva: Well, you certainly look the part.
Ella: Oh, why thank you. Eva, is it? I look forward to the competition with you.
Eva: [blinks] Uh...thanks…
Chris: Singing reality shows are huge and the worse the singing, the higher the rating! Which is why on this show, there will be no vocal coaches, or rehearsals or warning!
Buster: You can't seriously expect me to be singing like a dainty little princess!
Eva: Yeah, I second that!
Chris: Anywho, this is the dining area where you'll enjoy in-flight meals.
Lila: Packets of peanuts and little sipping cups don't classify as meals!
Colleen: Is there a ladies room?
Chris: Just through there.
Colleen: Good, cuz I need to powder my nose.
[static buzzing]
Colleen: [steps into the restroom and closes the door. She then looks straight ahead] What the...is that a bloody camera?! Ugh, why do all these confessionals have to be in the sodding toilets?! Bloody pervs…
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to the contestants standing in the economic class section]
Chris: Losing teams will enjoy luxury economy class accommodations between destinations.
Minvera: [shudders] If this is economy, it's no wonder I travel first class.
Colleen: That does not look comfortable.
Chris: No comfort for losers. Safety harnesses and an emergency exit, but no comfort here, here, or here.
Buster: [rolls his eyes] Well, good to know that the crappiness is thorough.
[scene cuts to the contestants standing in the business class section]
Chris: This is the first class cabin, the domain of each day's winners.
Katie: Oooooh, I could get used to this!
Sadie: Like totes! Imagine if we spent the whole season up in here!
Katie: That would be like the best thing ever!
Katie and Sadie: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Eva: Uuuuuuuugh, why did they of all people have to come back here?
Bridgette: I mean, I guess you could consider yourselves a package deal, if you get my meaning.
Eva: What?
Bridgette: Well, seeing as you three have been the most absent from the show for a while now, I guess it's kinda ironic that you all got put back at the same time...if that makes any sense.
Eva: [rolls her eyes] Whatever.
Sierra: Oh, Eva! Did you know that some people think that Jo is the better version of you?
Eva: WHAT?! How dare they insinuate such a thing?! Why I oughta-[feels a hand on her shoulder]
Ella: Oh, my, are you alright, dear?
Eva: [feels her face turning red with embarrassment] Uh...y-yeah...sorry about that…[sighs sadly]
[static buzzing]
Eva: Even after all this time, I've still got trouble keeping my temper under control. If I'm not careful, no doubt this is gonna cost me in the long run. But I'm not about to squander a second chance! I've been away from competing on this show for too long now and damn it, I will make the big ones this season!
[static buzzing]
Minvera: [chuckles] Wow, talk about a hot head. No wonder she got booted off twice in her only season.
Colleen: It's best to save anger for when it's most needed, like them bloody flirts who always try to make a pass at you.
Minvera: Well, I'm sure you'd know all about that, my dear, given your...experiences.
Colleen: You're right there, you could say I've got my very own "punching bag" for that sort of stuff. [chuckles]
Minvera: Oh, indeed. Really sticking yourself out for the real men. Men who actually deserve to bask in your beauty.
Colleen: Hehe, you got that right, Missy.
[static buzzing]
Minvera: Seems Colleen speaks my language. Ladies like us have high standards and as such, those standards should be met. Anyone who can't reach those standards is essentially wasting their time.
[static buzzing]
Colleen: It's girls like Minvera that really know how you're feeling. She's a lady with class, and almost as pretty as me I'd say...almost.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts back to the dining area]
Chris: Aaaand that's pretty much it. I skipped the cargo hold and galley, but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later when I "accidentally" lock you in them.
[there is a sudden jolt which sends Huckleberry into Snagglepuss' arms]
Snagglepuss: Whoa! I got you there!
Huckleberry: I thank ya' kindly, Snag.
FantomCat: I say, are we taking off, or however they call it?
Chris: One more thing, I'm sure you all remember a little something called the elimination ceremony? Takes place right in there, my friends.
[scene cuts to a room with the bleachers standing on the right side, a platform with a curtain to the left and two tikis guarding the exit door]
Chris: Here's how it works: every time a team has to send someone home, the players that are safe will receive a barf bag full of airline issued peanuts. If you don't receive a bag, you will be forced to take the Drop of Shame. Keep in mind that you will receive a parachute that will prevent you from ending up like a puddle on the ground, because I am not gonna be responsible for getting a lawsuit.
Bridgette: Um, I have a question, will you remember to give them out at every elimination ceremony? Because the last time you only did that for four eliminations last time.
Chris: I also remember last time you were the first female eliminated...for the second time. So yeah, I'll remember.
Bridgette: [blushes with embarrassment] Right...
[static buzzing]
Bridgette: One thing I can't seem to live down is that I've been the only girl to be the first girl eliminated twice in a row. And the reasons for both are pretty much the same...kissing. Well, now that Geoff and thankfully Alejandro are out of the picture, I can now focus more on getting my A-game on.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to the contestants sitting back in the dining room]
Buster: So, how's the Mrs. been treating ya'? Has the little Scampster been on any new "adventures" as of late? Oh, wait, that's right, that would be too dangerous because "oh no, I have to shelter my little boo from doing anything that's fun."
Tramp: You know nothing about raising a family, so I wouldn't be talking. Speaking as a father, I need to make sure my children are safe and away from danger.
Buster: There's also a thing called "being overprotective." You shelter those kids into being delicate little snowflakes, they will never be able to experience what fun is.
Tramp: Hey, do not talk about my family like that, you hear?!
Buster: Pfft, you don't scare me, we both know I could dominate you.
Tramp: Well, I'd like to see you try!
Buster: Wish granted! [pulls Tramp and tosses him onto the floor with the others, barring Bridgette and Ella, gathering around, cheering "Fight! Fight! Fight!"]
Tramp: ACK, get off!
Buster: Not before you say I'm ya' daddy!
Huckleberry and Snagglepuss: Ooooooooooooh!
Ella: Oh, no! I don't like this! Please stop fighting!
Bridgette: I agree, can we all just get along with each other?!
[ding, ding!]
Chris: [wearing a black suit, top hat and cane] Now, as much as I'd love to see you two fight to the death, it's time for an update! Every time you hear that friendly little bell, it's musical number time! So, let's hear it!
Colleen: But what are you supposed to sing?
Chris: Ya' have to make it up as you go, wouldn't be challenging otherwise, now would it?
Ella: Up!
Ella and Katie: Up!
Ella, Katie and Sadie: Up!
Ella, Katie, Sadie and Sierra: Up!
Huckleberry: Sing!
Huckleberry and Snagglepuss: Sing!
FantomCat, Huckleberry and Snagglepuss: Sing!
FantomCat, Huckleberry, Loopy and Snagglepuss: Sing!
Bridgette, Colleen, Ella, Katie, Lila, Minvera, Sadie and Sierra: We're flying.
FantomCat, Huckleberry, Loopy, Snagglepuss and Tramp: And singing.
Everyone (except Buster and Eva): We're flying and we're singing!
Katie: Come fly with us!
Katie and Sadie: Come fly with us!
Sierra: We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust! Haha!
Colleen: Come fly with us!
Colleen and Minvera: Come fly with us!
FantomCat: It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must.
Buster: Man, this is messed. You're singing in a plane.
Sierra: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane. Ah!
Eva: Yeah, but, guys, you're singing on TV!
Ella: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be me!
Loopy: Come fly with us!
Loopy and Lila: Come fly with us!
Minvera: Do you know how to steer this thing!?
Chef Hatchet: I try.
Lila: They thought they could subject me to this insanity!
Snagglepuss: But this woman's got nothing but vanity!
Huckleberry: Come fly with us!
Snagglepuss: Come fly with us!
Huckleberry and Snagglepuss: Come and fly with us!
Huckleberry, Minvera, Sierra and Snagglepuss: Come fly with us! Come sing with us!
Buster and Eva: No!
Chris: Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination-
Bridgette: All contestants must sing in each show!
Tramp: Buster, don't it! Please go!
Ella: Eva, sing it! Don't go!
Eva: Well, I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
Tramp: What's the matter? Too scared to sing?
Buster: Suck it, Traaaaaaaaaamp!
Everyone (except Buster and Tramp): Yeah!
Intercom: Enough singin', fruitcakes! Strap ya'selves in! We are now beginnin' our descent into Egypt! Musical numbers, worst idea eva'. Chris is such an idiot.
Chris: [gasps in offense]
Intercom: Hey, why's the P.A. Live still on? Ah, sh-[shuts off]
Chris: [with a furious scowl] We'll be right back…
[scene cuts to black, the episode continues]
[scene shows the plane hovering over the Egyptian pyramids]
Buster: You know, with my physique, I'm sure I could pass off as one of the descendants of Anubis, wouldn't ya' think?
Tramp: [rolls his eyes] Hmm-mmm, yeah, sure…
Buster: Awwww, you're not still butthurt from earlier, are you? Because I could have gone harder if ya' know what I mean. [chuckles]
Tramp: Ugh, you are so vulgar. It's no wonder why you're lo-
Buster: Hey, you better not finish that sentence if you know what's good for you.
[scene cuts to Bridgette and Sierra watching from afar]
Bridgette: Wow, those two really hate each other.
Sierra: Oh, you don't even know the half of it. They actually used to be quite close in their early days before Tramp ditched Buster for Lady.
Bridgette: Ditched? That sounds like a stretch.
Sierra: Oh, it isn't a stretch, believe me, I've looked into it and both of them have quite a few skeletons in the closet.
Bridgette: And let me guess, you found this out through delving into some sort of hidden media online?
Sierra: Well, that and just by the look in their eyes. I can see everything.
Bridgette: Oooooookay…
[static buzzing]
Sierra: Oh, yeah, I know a lot more about Tramp and Buster's relationship than anyone on this show does. Like what are their secret hobbies and even finding out some really juicy details. But for the time being, Ace Reporter Sierra is on the downlow. [giggles] You know, that's actually got a nice ring to it.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to the contestants and Chris standing before the Nile River]
Chris: Alright, everyone! Seeing as you've all had a rather grueling eleven-hour flight and we've wasted enough time with the introductions, today's challenge will be in only one part. Now, it's time for you all to be put into three teams of five. To the left side; Bridgette, Sierra, FantomCat, Tramp and Buster, you're Team #1!
Tramp: Excuse me, but can I be on a different team that isn't with him?
Chris: Let me think about that...no.
Tramp: [scoffs]
Buster: Well, well, well, looks like you're stuck with me.
Tramp: Ooooh, just keep your comments to yourself.
FantomCat: Relax, gentlemen. I'm sure we can all agree that in order for this team to function as a strong battalion, we need to work together.
Bridgette: I agree, after all, the less bickering we do, the more of a chance we'll have at winning.
Tramp: [sighs]
Sierra: Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.
Tramp: What secret?
Sierra: Oh, nothing. [giggles mischievously]
Chris: In the middle; Huckleberry, Snagglepuss, Lila, Eva and Ella. You're Team #2!
Lila: Oh, great. I have to be on a team of lowlifes like these.
Eva: Who are you calling a lowlife, princess?!
Ella: Now, now, everyone, I'm sure we can all get along just swimmingly...especially if we all bring our voices together in harmony.
Lila: Oh, stop makin' that racket, little Miss diet Snow White. You're not the real thing so don't try and copy it.
Ella: Oh...well…I…
Huckleberry: I say, that was completely uncalled for! You ain't got no right hurtin' that little gal's feelin's!
Lila: Says the dog who sings worse out of anybody.
Snagglepuss: It's better than that shrillin' you call singin'.
Lila: Hmph!
Chris: And to the right; Katie, Sadie, Minvera, Colleen and Loopy, you're Team #3!
Katie: OMG, we're on the same team, Sadie!
Sadie: This is like the best day ever!
Katie and Sadie: EEEEEEEEEE!
[static buzzing]
Katie: First we get back on the show, and now we get to be put on the same team without having to be rearranged? Could this get any better?!
Sadie: Imagine we make it to the finale and we'll both be able to spend the prize money on whatever we want!
Katie: We could buy a big house and live in it together!
Sadie: Oooooh, that would be so much fun!
Katie and Sadie: Best female friends for life!
[static buzzing]
Colleen: Do those two ever shut up or is it physically impossible for them to? All I can say is that I don't like either of 'em.
[static buzzing]
Chris: Now, time to determine your team names of your choice!
Sierra: Ohohoho! I got it, Team Ultimate!
[the logo of a fist appears above their heads]
Buster: Huh, I like it.
Ella: Team Fantasy!
[the logo of a unicorn appears above their heads]
Minvera: Team Mink!
[the logo of a mink appears above their heads]
Chris: Alright, team for the first challenge of the season, crossing the Nile! Each team has to basket weave a boat out of these river reeds. Then you're gonna use those oars to cross the river to the finish line. First team to make it to the finish line on the other side of the river wins invincibility and gets to enjoy first class, the last team to arrive will be sending someone dropping from 30,000 feet. Now get to it!
Sierra: Stand back everyone! I'm a fourth generation basket weaver. This one's in the bag! [rushes to the weeds and begins assembling them at a brisk pace]
Tramp: How is she…
FantomCat: She must be of the descendant of a sorcerer. Tis the only answer to that question.
Buster: Uh...sure.
Minvera: Alright, everyone, we need a boat and we need it fast!
Katie: Oh, I'm an expert in sewing! And weaving is kinda like sewing!
Sadie: Katie's like a really good sewer, she even made our outfits!
Loopy: Well, I 'zink 'zat will work, what do you say, Madame?
Minvera: [sighs] Well, I suppose it's our only option.
Eva: Alright, people! We got a boat to build and not a lot of time to work with, so let's move it, move it, move it!
Lila: Uh, yeah, I do not need you telling me what to do.
Eva: You'll do as I say or else you're gonna find yourself tossed out of the plane by yours truly!
Lila: Bah, you won't dare.
Eva: Why you little-
Ella: Um, Eva?
Eva: WHAT?!
Ella: Um...what do you want us to do with these?
Eva: Grrrrrrrrrrr...okay, Eva, calm down, deep breathes...okay, assemble them in a neat orderly fashion and quickly.
Ella: [smiles] But of course, dear.
[static buzzing]
Eva: Taking charge of the team is a necessity, and that Lila is really getting on my nerves! Ella, on the other hand, seems to be the one who I'd least wanna strangle into oblivion. I mean, look at her, she's too delicate...wait, what?
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to Team Ultimate's boat entering the water first]
Buster: Haha! So long, suckers!
Colleen: Not for long, bloke! C'mon, you lot!
[Team Mink's boat is the next to enter the water]
Snagglepuss: Hurry, speed up, pick up the pace even!
[Team Fantasy's boat is the last to enter the water]
Bridgette: That's it, team! Strong fast strokes!
Minvera: C'mon, girls...and Loopy. Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Lila: You people seriously couldn't be any slower!
Eva: Can it, windbag!
Chris: And the first team to cross the Nile is…
Tramp: We're-
Loopy: -almost-
Huckleberry: -there!
Chris: Team Mink! With Team Ultimate coming in second and Team Fantasy coming in last! Team Mink are the winners of today's challenge!
Katie: Yay!
Sadie: We did it!
Katie and Sadie: We won!
Loopy: Magnifique!
Colleen: This lady's up in first class tonight!
Minvera: Ha, was there ever any doubt?
Lila: Ugh, I knew you all were worthless! None of you can do anything right!
[as Lila continues to rant, she doesn't notice the looks of aggravation on her teammates' faces, barring Ella who simply raises a brow]
[static buzzing]
Lila: What a bunch of losers. No wonder we lost today, that dirty Snagglepuss and that loudmouth Eva are the absolute worst! Unlike those two dimwits, I'm essential. They wouldn't dare kick me off.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to black, at the Elimination Ceremony]
Chris: Team Fantasy, you were the last to arrive at the finish line in today's challenge. I can just feel the tension amongst yourselves, and it's delicious. [chuckles]
[static buzzing]
Lila: Delicious is the word for how I'm gonna feel when my ex gets the boot.
[static buzzing]
Chris: Now, it's time to cast the votes. Up in the loser class bathroom, you'll find five passports. Stamp the passport of the team member you'd like to send home.
[static buzzing]
Ella: I like to believe that there is good in everyone somewhere...but I'm having a hard time seeing it in you…[stamps Lila's passport]
[static buzzing]
Eva: [stamps Lila's passport with a deep scowl]
[static buzzing]
Huckleberry: [stamps Lila's passport with an unamused frown]
[static buzzing]
Lila: [stamps Snagglepuss' passport with a smug grin]
[static buzzing]
Snagglepuss: [stamps Lila's passport with a look of disdain...before he repeatedly stands the female mountain lion's passport]
[static buzzing]
Chris: [while holding the passports] I have the results of your vote right here. Those staying in the game will receive in-flight snacks. The following players are safe: Ella [catches the bag of peanuts], Eva [catches the bag of peanuts], and Huckleberry [catches the bag of peanuts]. And the last bag of peanuts goes to…
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Snagglepuss!
Snagglepuss: [catches the bag of peanuts with a grin]
Lila: What?! You voted me off?! [gets thrown a parachute] I am essential! I am perfection! [Eva stands up] I am-[gets thrown out of the plane]- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Eva: Hmph, good riddance.
Snagglepuss: I concur.
Huckleberry: Yep.
Ella: Oh, well. Maybe she'll learn someday.
Snagglepuss: Personally, I wouldn't count on it, hun.
Chris: [laughs hysterically] Okay, that was *priceless*! Where will our next destination take us? What kind of further tension awaits Tramp and Buster and will Eva truly learn to keep her temper in check? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Encore!
[scene cuts to black as the episode ends]