Chapter Fourteen: Final Three To Hawaii
Chris: [narrating] Last time on Total Drama Encore... Africa! Come for the safari, stay for the near-death experience. Here, we played a few rounds of the world's favorite game. And then, we went on a wild lion hunt. In the meantime, Minerva decided to use her magic on Tramp and received a very pissed Dobie-Rottie in return. [chuckles] And while our couples did their best to stick together, in the end, it was Minerva Mink who won the challenge and got a spot up in first-class. Unfortunately for her, she ended up voting against Ella at the Elimination Ceremony, and thanks for Tramp not singing in her musical number, we ended up with a double elimination that sent Tramp and Ella falling to great distances. [in the cockpit with Chef] Minerva may have won the battle, but she hasn't won the war, especially since she's now caught in the crossfire of two people who wanna kill her. [chuckles] It's down to the final three and we're about to see who's got what it takes to win one million dollars, right here on Total...Drama...Encore!
[cue theme song, the episode continues]
[scene shows Buster and Eva in the economy class section]
Eva: I knew that mink was a snake from the moment I saw her. She's been let off the hook one too many times now and I'm gonna put a stop to it!
Buster: Tell me about it. That bitch had the audacity to lather herself all over Tramp, knowing full well he's with me. You don't just force yourself onto someone that I care about and expect to get away with it. Mark my words when I say that she's going down.
[static buzzing]
Eva: The fact that I've made the final three is surprising given my past performance, but it's definitely a welcome improvement seeing as I'm this close to getting the million dollars. The only problem with this scenario is the fact that Minerva's in the final three. If that bimbo thinks she's getting to the final two and stealing my million, she's got another thing coming. Oh, and Ella? If you're watching this...miss you, babe.
[static buzzing]
Buster: Who'd have thought that someone like me would get this far? I always knew I had it in me to kick ass in the competition and the fact that I'm within grasp of a s**t ton of cash is a bonus, along with the fact that I've got a new hubby in waiting, or should I say wifey? Hehe, regardless, it'll be nice to settle down with Tramp and the little Scamp after this season's over, but one thing's for sure, Minerva's gonna be hella sorry she ever f**ked with me.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to Minerva in the first-class section trying to relax, but can't help feeling on edge]
Minerva: [sighs] Why can't I just relax? It's the final three, I know I'm gonna win, but still...ugh, those two up in economy are definitely up to something.
[static buzzing]
Minerva: While I have no doubt that I'm gonna end up as the winner of this season, my current position isn't really doing me any favor given that I now have two beasts on my tail. I'll need to shake them off if I'm ever going to get an easy shot at the million. I did not get this far just to quit and let those two overtake me. They wanna play rough, I'll play dirty.
[static buzzing]
Intercom: Attention, passengers! We'll be making a stop in Drumheller to begin today's challenge! Be ready for the twist because it's something I know you're gonna love...to hate! [chuckles]
[scene cuts to the contestants, Chris, and Chef standing in the rocky lands of Drumheller]
Chris: Alright, players, today's final three challenge is gonna be a doozy because we're going to be doing the challenge in two locations. Starting all the way up in Drumheller, you're gonna be racing all the way to Hawaii!
Eva: And you couldn't have just flown us there because?
Chris: It's the big final showdown, we gonna raise the stakes a little bit. I mean, unless you think you can't do it so…
Eva: Hey, I never said I was a quitter unless you wanna know what a quitter sounds like! [raises her fist threateningly]
Chris: [steps back, rather intimidated] Hehe, yeah, I don't wanna know that...as I was saying, to get all the way to Hawaii, you'll have to rely on your wits and that thing called luck. Oh, and these fancy-dancy GSPs I'm generously giving you. [tosses each of the finalists a GSP]
Eva: [looks down at her GSP] "Middle of Nowhere, Alberta"...well...they work…
Chris: Set 'em for Tijuana Beach, it's right on the Mexican border. Now move it! Go, go, go!
[as the contestants begin entering their coordinates, the plane takes off into the sky]
Minerva: So, this must be the part where you ask me to join forces.
Eva: Excuse me?
Minerva: C'mon, it's two girls against one guy, we can totally crush him together.
Eva: The only thing I'm crushing is your chances of getting anywhere close to the million! You did us dirty yesterday and if you think I'm gonna go easy on you just because we're both girls, you've got another thing coming! Prepare to feel the full force of Hurricane Eva!
Buster: [as Eva walks off into the distance] OOOOH, droppin' it like it's hot on that bitch!
Minerva: Well, you...you...oh, whatever, you're both going down anyway, and I'm gonna see to that personally!
Buster: It's two against one, don't give yourself too much credit.
Minerva: Oh, I will give myself as much credit as I like, so why don't you just run off with your tail tucked between your legs?
Buster: Oh, I'm runnin' alright, away from your skanky ass to victory! [runs off]
Minerva: [gasps and then turns on her radio] You better run because it is on! I am gonna smoke you for breakfast!
Buster: Bring it!
Minerva: [over radio] Blah blah blah. [in person] Guess what? I can just turn you off!
Buster: [over radio] Of course you can. You're an expert at turning people off!
Minerva: Ugh! [shuts off her radio] Much better. Without Bastard or Evil around to distract me, I am going straight to Millionaire City, population: me. Okay, now how do I get there? [begins to walk into the distance]
[scene cuts to Eva walking through the rocklands]
Eva: Okay, now how am I gonna find a quick to-[sees a hot air balloon up in the sky]-mmm, that could work, but where am I gonna find-[sees a selection of hot air balloons up in the distance]-bingo!
[scene cuts to Minerva walking when she suddenly trips over something]
Minerva: OOF! Ugh, what kind of dumbass leaves train tracks in the middle of nowhere?! [looks to her left and sees a train station just a few miles away] Of course, trains!
[scene cuts to a truck driving down the road with an unexpected passenger inside the cargo hold]
Buster: Free ride equals free passage to the winners' circle. I should be in Tijuana in no time, especially seeing as we're going right on course.
[scene cuts to a hot air balloon taking off into the sky with Eva as the pilot]
Eva: Next stop, Tijuana Beach and then, onto Hawaii. Top that, Minerva!
[scene cuts to Minerva boarding the carriage and stopping by a pair of seats with a lady in a rather foreign apparel typing down on a computer]
Minerva: Um, is this seat taken? [the lady justs gives an uninterested glance before going back to typing] Psh, rude. [picks up a newspaper and begins to read it]
[at that moment, the truck that was carrying Buster drops its load into one of the boxcars]
Buster: Okay, not exactly where I was expecting to end up, but-
Intercom: Hello, passengers, and welcome to this nonstop trip to Mexico!
Minerva: Yes! In your face! [the lady in front of her gives her a curious glance] Oh, mind your own business, will you?
[the conductor blows his whistle and waves his flag for departure. The train blows its whistle and sets off from the station]
[Buster walks out of the door from the boxcar, leaps over to the door of the passenger car, opens it, and then tries to look for a place to sit. That is until he spots a familiar sight of yellow hair looking into a newspaper]
Buster: [quietly] You…
[as silently as he can, Buster tries to slip past the mink, but she seems to sense someone passing her, looks up from her newspaper and gasps]
Minerva: You!
Buster: Ah, s**t…[begins to run down the passenger car with Minerva in pursuit]
[scene cuts to back in the sky with Eva as she suddenly notices something on the horizon]
Eva: Huh, is it just me or is the sky getting...cloudy…?
[a roar of thunder in the distance confirms the weight lifter's suspicions]
Eva: Ah, crap…
[scene cuts to Buster and Minerva racing atop the train cars towards the end of the train]
Minerva: End of the line, Buster! You're not hitching a ride on this train, especially not with me!
Buster: That's what you think, I'm not the one who's gonna be leaving this train!
[suddenly, hail starts to fall from the sky and onto the two anthros]
Minerva: Hail? Seriously?! Ow, ooh, ow!
Buster: YIK! OW! Stupid-OH-storm!
[scene cuts to Eva and her balloon caught in the middle of the storm]
Eva: WHOOOAAAA! Whoa! YIK! ARGH, seriously?! Today out of all days?!
[scene cuts to Chris and Chef up in the cockpit]
Chris: Uh-oh. Will the game be called on account of deadly weather? Will anyone be left to take home the million? Find out right after this break on Total...Drama...Encore!
[lightning strikes]
Chris: Whoa, whoa!
[scene cuts to black, the episode continues]
[scene shows Eva's balloon swaying about due to the wind until she finally manages to stir the balloon on a straight course]
Eva: Phew!
[scene cuts back to Buster and Minerva tussling up on one of the train cars]
Minerva: You'd better step off, the only one who's winning this shindig is me!
Buster: In your dreams, bimbo!
Minerva: I've always gotten what I wanted before and I'll do it here!
Buster: You ain't gettin' jack s**t here!
[Ding, Ding!]
Chris: I pride myself on my timing.
Buster, Eva, and Minerva: Are you kidding me?!
Chris: You know the answer to that by now.
[the music starts with a rock theme]
Buster: This show's a train, it's moving fast.
You and I weren't meant to last.
Kissin' Tramp just wasn't right,
So look out now, you're in my sights.
Minerva: Mr. Fair now, suddenly
I have to barf now, excuse me!
Don't try to make me feel ashamed.
I know you would've done the same.
Buster and Minerva: I'm gonna make it!
You can't stop me now, just you try!
My fortune's waiting
It's time for you to say, bye-bye-bye!
Eva: I never thought I'd get this far.
Let's face it, I'm no TV star.
But now I'm in the final three,
Unless we get caught in that tree!
I'm gonna make it!
They can't stop me now, let them try!
My fortune's waiting
And they can kiss it all bye-bye-bye!
Buster and Minerva: You are the worst, why must you torment me?
It's all a game to you, but not to me.
Buster: You bitch!
Buster, Eva, and Minerva: I'm gonna make it!
They can't stop me now, let them try!
My fortune's waiting
It's time for you to say, goodbye-bye-bye!
Minerva: Well, now that Buster's gone and seeing as Eva's nowhere in sight, I can just-
[a horse neighs from outside the carriage and to Minerva's shock, she sees Buster riding a horse as a whole herd begin to pass by the train]
Buster: You didn't think you were gonna get rid of me that easily, were you?!
Minerva: ARGH! That's impossible! [runs to the top of the passenger car and jumps down onto one of the horses] I am not losing to you, that I can assure!
Buster: Won't be official unless you get in front of me!
Minerva: No problem! C'mon, boy, after him, ándale, ándale!
[scene cuts back to Eva up in the sky]
Eva: Yes! I can see the beach! I'm so gonna-[pulls on the cord, but no flame runs through it]-huh? [pulls the cord again, but no flame runs through up to the balloon] Uh oh, that...that's not good...mayday, mayday! I'm coming in for landing!
[scene cuts to Buster and Minerva riding across Tijuana Beach]
Minerva: I will squish you like a peasant!
Buster: I will pluck you like a bitch!
Eva: [off-screen] WHAAAAAA, [on-screen] INCOMING!
Chris: Look out! Wha!
[the horses come to a screeching stop which bucks Buster and Minerva off of them as Eva's balloon comes crashing down past the finish line, next to the Dobie-Rottie and the Mink piled up on one another]
Buster: I hate you.
Minerva: I feel exactly the same.
Chris: Uh, I still have a race to the million going on. You interested? Hawaii's over there. Grab a motorboat, head to the big island, and-
Minerva: [as she jumps into her boat] So long, losers! I've got a date with a million bucks!
[as the mink leaves the dock, Buster and Eva promptly follow suit as they get into own motorboats and head off in pursuit of Minerva]
Chris: [with a wide smirk] I really love this show.
[scene cuts to the three contestants racing across the Pacific Ocean]
Buster: [as his boat is bumped by Minerva] Ah! Where'd you learn how to drive?!
Eva: [as her boat is bumped by Minerva] Ah! Ugh! These aren't bumper boats, jerk!
Minerva: Neither of you is getting my million, you hear?!
[scene cuts to Hawaii where the peanut gallery, along with the guest stars, are standing at the beach near the finish line]
Lindsay: [gasps] I think I can see them!
Izzy: Whoo-hoo! Go, Eva! Win it for Team E-Scope! [pulls Noah close] C'mon, Noah, gimme a holler!
Noah: Whoo-hoo, Team E-Scope, yeah…
Leshawna: I think I can see her in front of the others!
Beth: I think she's gonna make it!
Ella: Oooooh, this is so exciting!
Top Cat: C'mon, Buster! You're neck-and-neck with that spoiled chick!
Hokey: Show her who's a real winner!
Tramp: Ooooooh, come on, Buster, I know you can do it!
Chris: And the winner of the race to Hawaii is…
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Eva: [as she jumps off the boat and onto the beach] YES! I won!
Izzy: HAHA! TEAM E-SCOPE RULES!
Noah: Not bad if I do say so myself.
Chris: It's official, Eva has a spot in the final two! As for who will face her in the final two, it seems to be ambiguous as Buster and Minerva got here at the exact same time. Meaning that we're gonna have a tiebreaker! Eva, you won the race to Hawaii, so your reward is this advantage. You can select the tiebreaker yourself or you can let Buster and Minerva do it.
Eva: As if I'm gonna leave it up to Minky here. I'll do it, thank you.
Chris: I was hoping you'd say that. [chuckles]
[scene cuts to a booth]
Chris: Ta-da! Each ball inside our challenge booth has a different tie-breaker written on it. So, take your pick.
Eva: [sarcastically] Well, isn't this just thrilling. [steps into the booth as the door shuts and is pelted with balls] Ow! Are these golf balls? Ow, ow!
[the members of the peanut gallery cringe at the display]
Courtney: Oooh, that's gotta hurt...
Fox: I swear, Wolf and I put ping pong balls in there!
Chris: I know. And I'm not mad. Just disappointed. I had to dial it up to meet my usual high standards.
Wolf: Man, you're a sadistic bastard. And not in the good way.
Eva: Ow! How am I supposed-ah, ow, ow! [she suddenly starts coughing and exits outside of the booth]
Chris: No ball, no exit. Back you go.
Eva: [coughs up a ball]
Chris: Uh, Wolf. Go ahead and read that, would you?
Wolf: Ugh. [wipes off the saliva and reads the note] Eva has selected the traditional Hawaiian fire dance of death.
[scene cuts Buster and Minerva standing on a wooden platform while Eva is tied to a pole]
Buster: I question how traditional it is for a male warrior to wear a coconut bra.
Eva: Forget that. Someone get me off of this thing!
Ella: Oh, my. Is she going to be okay like that?
Heather: Knowing Chris...no.
Eva: I just won the semi-final! Where is the respect?!
Chris: We'll be sure to look for that later. The first person to free Eva wins the last spot in the final two and a shot at the million!
Minerva: Uh, if no one happens to free her, does that make Buster and I the final two?
Eva: Hey!
Chris: Won't work. I already checked. Chef, if you'd do the honors?
[Chef fires two burning arrows into the air that lights up the edges of the platforms]
Chris: Oh, and stay out of the water. Starting... now!
[Chef fires two regular arrows into the air which land in the water and set off the sharks]
Tramp: [gasps]
[as Buster and Minerva begin to joust, the peanut gallery cheers...mostly for Buster with only Colleen, Lila, Icy, Holly, Aquamarine, Fiona, and Vendetta cheering for Minerva]
Minerva: Prepare to be defeated, dumbass stud!
Buster: At least I'm actually sexy!
Top Cat: C'mon, clobber her!
Hokey: Give her what for!
[just then, a burning arrow hits the wooden post Eva is tied to]
Eva: Ah! [tries to blow out the flames]
Ella: Oh, no! Eva!
Minerva: Give up! You know you can't win!
Eva: Someone better win fast! I'm about to burst into flames!
Buster: [grunts] Listen, you've had it easy for too long now! Now it's your turn to feel the pain! [shoves his dueling stick into Minerva's chest which knocks her off the platform and into the water]
Wolfrun: YES! Knocked that bitch square out!
Drago: Right in the rack!
[a dripping wet Minerva steps poutily towards the peanut gallery and sits next to her supporters]
Eva: [as she's united by Buster] I've gotta hand it to you, the way you knocked that mink out of the ring was pure gold.
Buster: Well, it's all in the muscle, I mean, look at these babies. [pumps out his arms and flexes]
Chris: Now that we have our final two, prepare to have your minds blown up by the most lethal challenge in Total Drama history! Eva versus Buster versus the volcano! Back in the day, human sacrifices were tossed into Kilauea Volcano to appease the gods. Sadly, the lawyers won't let me use real people as sacrifices. So, Buster and Eva will have to carry sacrifice stand-ins made out of the island's most abundant resources: pineapples and driftwood. However, I've decided to add a little twist to make this finale the most epic it's ever been! As I've decided that simply watching you two duke it out would be kinda lame, I now decree that anyone can win Total Drama!
Buster and Eva: WHAT?!
Chris: And I do mean anyone.
[at that moment, a flash of magic encases Buster and Eva in ice up to their chins]
Icy: Oh, I'm sorry, did I do that? I must have heard anyone can now win this show and that's exactly what I plan on doing! [flashes another beam of magic which starts to encase the peanut gallery into an ice barrier, although some try to escape]
Hunter: Whoa, I could not have predict-MMM! [gets encased in a block of ice]
Exile: Hey, ice witch! Do not forget that I have ice powers as well! [fires a beam from his eyes to shoot at Icy, but she merely deflects his attack]
Icy: How cute...now it's my turn! [flashes a beam of magic at the Russian husky who gets encased in a block of ice himself] How ironic, getting stuck in your own power. [chuckles wickedly]
Blitz: Hunter! Exile!
Icy: Oh, don't think I forgot about you, stupid flirt. Why anyone would go out with you is beyond me.
Panther: Because he's a beautiful soul and I love him for it, something you wouldn't know, you egotistical, self-absorbed bitch!
Blitz: Plus, I don't see you with anyone, now do I?
Icy: GRRRRR, now it's gonna be two for the price of-[looks behind her to see Minerva and Lila running off with the custom-made sacrifices]-hey! Where are you going?!
Minerva: To win me a million dollars! You just keep these idiots at bay!
Lila: Whoo-hoo, millionaire city, here I come!
Gwen: They're getting away!
Bloom: Not on my watch, come on, Stella!
Stella: Yeah, Icy's gonna pay for-WOAH! [gets pulled down by a lasso, followed by Bloom]
Bloom: Hey!
Stella: Let us go!
Holly: Sorry, but you're not going anywhere! I'm off to win the prize for myself! [chortles haughtily as she follows the two other females]
Icy: Well, I suppose I might as well have a little...fun. [twiddles her fingers to capture Tramp and Ella into floating bondages next to her]
Eva: HEY?! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Icy: Since this challenge involves sacrifices, I figured it would be fitting to have some real figures for the occasion. Hehe, ta-ta! [begins to float off to the volcano]
Ella: Eva, HELP!
Tramp: HELP! BUSTEEEEEEERRRRR!
Vendetta: Hehehe, you look much better as popsicles than as stupid finalists, I will see you at the top once I claim my victory, or maybe not, I really don't care! [chuckles maliciously as she runs off to the volcano]
Aquamarine: Well, it seems as though I will get a chance to claim what is rightfully mine. Farewell and I wish you a not so swift recovery. [giggles darkly as she flies off to the volcano]
Fiona: So long, losers! I got me a date with destiny! [chuckles smugly as she departs for the volcano]
Scarlett: [sarcastically] Great, so that's approximately seven people gone rogue, anyone else wanna volunteer?
Blitz: [sees Colleen is still right where she is] YOU! Get ova' here and start helping me getting 'zes two as 'vell as 'zose two free!
Colleen: And why should I listen to anything you have to say, Blist-
Blitz: Help, or else I'm going to bury you like a bone!
Colleen: [is taken back by the authority in the Doberman's voice] R-Right…
Panther: I knew you had it in you, hombre.
Blitz: Aw, why 'zank you.
[scene cuts to Buster and Eva struggling to break free of their ice bondages]
Eva: ARGH! Stupid ice bitch, I'm gonna slaughter her if I ever get out of this!
Buster: GRR! You can count me in on that!
Robin: Do not fear, my friends, for we shall get you out of there!
Loopy: [as he and Sierra are working on breaking Hunter free] Almost...got him…
[CRACK!]
Hunter: -ed this! Huh, what happened?
Sierra: He's free!
Blitz: [as he, Panther and Colleen are working on freeing Exile] Alright, you, here goes…[begins punching away at the block of ice as Panther uses his claws to shred and Colleen kicks]
[CRACK!]
Exile: BURH! I hear of slushy puppies, but I never think I be one.
Blitz: 'Vell, 'vhile I 'vould normally find 'zat humorous, I believe we have a bigger crisis at hand.
Wolf: [as he and Fox try to free Buster while Courtney and Gwen try to free Eva] Alright, hang in there, we're gonna get you free so you can kick some ass.
Buster: I'm gonna do more than kick ass, I'm gonna-
[CRACK! CRACK!]
Buster: Finally!
Eva: Where's ICY?!
Fox: Uh, up the volcano…[trails off as Eva and Buster start sprinting up towards the volcano]
Courtney: Judging by the tone of her voice, I'd say those girls are in for a beating they're not gonna forget.
Gwen: Oh, yeah. Definitely.
Izzy: C'mon, my fellow warriors, we can't just sit back and let our two brave solders face off those demons on thier own, we need to unite as a pack, tough and strong, everybody with me!
Sierra: She's right, the Truster and Evella fans are relying on us to make they both get a happy ending, so let's show them that we care and give those bitches what for!
[the remaining members of the peanut gallery agree with what the two girls are saying]
Izzy: Onwards, to victory! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Izzy leads the charge as the cavalcade begins to race up towards the volcano]
[scene cuts to Aquamarine, Fiona, and Vendetta running up the volcano]
Fiona: If we can just get up there before they do, we'll be able to get our sash of the prize money!
Vendetta: We? What is this "we" you are speaking of? I will be the only one getting that money!
Aquamarine: Like you deserve with your ugly pigtails! If anyone should get the prize, it should be yours truly!
Vendetta: What?! How dare you call my pigtails ugly you stupid Charlotte-looking little-
Charlotte: [off-screen] Oh, Vendetta! We're coming!
Vendetta: What?! [gasps at the oncoming crowd]
Charlotte: Tee-hee, we've formed an angry mob!
Fiona: Oh, for f**k's sake!
Aquamarine: We need to get to the top before they do! Hurry, HURRY!
[scene cuts to Holly and Icy running up the volcano with their captives in tow]
Icy: Aw, don't look so afraid, you're performing an ancient tradition, you must feel honored.
Tramp: Well, this is one tradition I don't want any part in!
Holly: Yes, well, I'm afraid you don't really have a say in the matter, now do you?
Ella: Oh, I do hope that help gets here soon!
Icy: Oh, save your breath, Princess Wannabe! This isn't some magical fairytale where the prince saves the princess in distress, this time, the ending will be much different.
Aquamarine: [off-screen] They're coming! They're heading this way!
Icy: Huh?! [sees the three girls from earlier running towards them as the mob gets closer and closer to the top] ARGH, these idiots just don't give up! Well, I suppose I'll make your deaths quick and painless!
[as Ella and Tramp scream their pleads for help, Eva and Buster look at their desperate partners with shocked eyes...before both their faces contort into a look of absolute fury with a fiery background]
Buster and Eva: RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Eva: I'm gonna incinerate those bitches!
Buster: They're not gonna be able to walk for two months when I'm done with 'em!
[scene cuts to Minerva and Lila arriving at the top, having been ahead of the others]
Chris: Ah, ladies, nice of you to drop in. All you gotta do is throw your sacrifice into the volcano and the first one who reaches the lava first wins the million dollars!
Minerva: Well, I guess it just goes to show, I always get what I want.
Lila: Finally, I can now live the life I've always deserved.
[at that moment, flashing and shouting can be heard as the five villains and their captives reach the top of the volcano]
Icy: Alright, time to make this quick, preapre to-AH! [gets blasted by a beam of magic by Bloom which is then countered by Stella, causing Icy to drop Tramp and Ella on the ground]
Holly: Well, if she can't do it, then I shall-OOF! [gets punched into the face by Jasper]
Jasper: You ain't doin' anything, got that?!
Holly: AH, let me go, you degenerate excuse for-
Drago: You know, I could always use a bit of jewelry for a new necklace…[punches his palm with his fist]
Holly: [gulps]
Wolfrun: [while holding down a struggling Aquamarine] Ya' know, I could use some myself…
Aquamarine: You wouldn't dare!
Wolfrun: Ohohoho, would I?
Aquamarine: Um, a little help here…?
[her response comes in the form of Fiona and Vendetta ending up in a pile next to her]
[in the midst of the confusion, Minerva and Lila are crowded, causing them to drop their sacrifices]
Lila: hey, how dare you all ruin my-[gets punched in the face by Sierra]
Sierra: Here's something to get into your head; SNAGGLEBERRY FOR LIFE!
[Minerva tries to use this as an opportunity to escape, but she doesn't get far before being confronted face-to-face by a furious-looking Eva with Buster having a similar expression on his face next to her]
Minerva: Um...hehe...look, I'm sure we can talk this-
[WHACK! POW! BASH!]
[with several hard punches to the face, including one that knocks out a tooth from her rather bruised face, Minerva falls to the ground forlorn]
[Buster and Eva step over the fallen mink and pick up the sacrifices that were assigned to them. They then lift their arms up high and then throw the sacrifices into the volcano, the first one reaching the lava being…]
Ending #2:
Eva: YES! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Chris: And that's a cool million for Eva. The winner of Total Drama Encore!
[the ex-contestants clap and cheer]
Bridgette: Whoo-hoo!
Katie and Sadie: EEEEEEEEEE!
Izzy: Yeah, Team E-Scope for the win!
Noah: Gotta say, that was pretty stellar.
Ella: [runs up to the weight lifter and hugs her tightly] Oh, Eva! I'm so proud of you!
Eva: Glad to hear it, babe, now come 'ere. [pulls the songbird into a kiss which she gladly returns]
Buster: [as Tramp approaches him] Heh...sorry about blowin' our chances at a honeymoon…
Tramp: Aww, I don't need anything fancy from you, I've already got all I could ever want...you~
Buster: Heh, come 'ere, milady~ [pulls the Schnauzer into a kiss which he gladly returns]
Elderly Local #1: Oh, you didn't throw any pineapples into the volcano, did you?
Elderly Local #2: There are signs everywhere!
Chris: Oh yeah. They really ruined the shot, so we kinda got rid of 'em.
Elderly Local #2: Don't you know what happens when pineapples meet lava?
[as if on cue, the volcano starts rumbling]
Chris: Uh-oh...anywho, run! Ahahah!
[everyone starts running back down the volcano in a panic until they finally reach the beach and start to swim out into the open water]
Chris: See you next season, I guess...maybe with a whole new cast, 'cause let's face it. These guys are probably gonna melt. Until next time, I'm Chris McLean. And this has been Total...Drama-
[a piece of molten rock strikes down on the boat Chris and Chef are on, causing it to sink. The contestants laugh at this until the magma starts to fall and they swim off in a panic]
[static buzzing]
Heather: We've been out of sea for two hours now, why hasn't a cruise ship come along this way or anything that resembles a rescue team?!
Dawn: I think I can sense a large vessel in the distance, but it is rather far away.
Anne Maria: Wait, is that what I think it is?!
Sugar: [gasps] We're saved!
Jo: [pulls out her whistle and starts blowing] HEY! CRUISE SHIP! STRANDED PEOPLE ABOUT TO DIE OVER HERE!
Rarity: [steps off a spark of magic with her horn] That should help give them a signal!
[to the contestants' relief, the cruise ship appears to be heading in their direction. Scene cuts to the contestants being lifted onto the ship's deck]
Buster: Well, looks like we get a free cruise, just wait till we get to the rooms~
Tramp: I look forward to it~
[as the two canines embrace each into a kiss, the scene pans out to show the cruise ship sailing off into the distance of the setting sun as the scene cuts to black, ending the episode]
Ending #1:
Buster: HAH, hotdog!
Chris: And there you have it, folks. Buster, the winner of Total Drama Encore!
[the ex-contestants clap and cheer]
Top Cat: Alright!
Hokey: You the man, Buster!
Wolf: Man, you dropped it like it was HOT!
Loopy: Merveilleux!
Tramp: [runs up to the Dobie-Rottie and hugs him tightly] You did it, hun! You won!
Buster: [pulls up the Schnauzer] And it looks like we've got a wedding and a honeymoon to plan~ [pulls the other canine into a kiss which he gladly returns]
Eva: [as Ella approaches her] Hey...sorry about not winning the million…
Ella: Oh, don't be sad, Eva. You've already won a far greater prize than money, the kiss to my heart~
Eva: Aww, come 'ere, you~ [pulls the songbird into a kiss which she gladly returns]
Elderly Local #1: Oh, you didn't throw any pineapples into the volcano, did you?
Elderly Local #2: There are signs everywhere!
Chris: Oh yeah. They really ruined the shot, so we kinda got rid of 'em.
Elderly Local #2: Don't you know what happens when pineapples meet lava?
[as if on cue, the volcano starts rumbling]
Chris: Uh-oh...anywho, run! Ahahah!
[everyone starts running back down the volcano in a panic until they finally reach the beach and start to swim out into the open water]
Chris: See you next season, I guess...maybe with a whole new cast, 'cause let's face it. These guys are probably gonna melt. Until next time, I'm Chris McLean. And this has been Total...Drama-
[a piece of molten rock strikes down on the boat Chris and Chef are on, causing it to sink. The contestants laugh at this until the magma starts to fall and they swim off in a panic]
[static buzzing]
Heather: We've been out of sea for two hours now, why hasn't a cruise ship come along this way or anything that resembles a rescue team?!
Dawn: I think I can sense a large vessel in the distance, but it is rather far away.
Anne Maria: Wait, is that what I think it is?!
Sugar: [gasps] We're saved!
Jo: [pulls out her whistle and starts blowing] HEY! CRUISE SHIP! STRANDED PEOPLE ABOUT TO DIE OVER HERE!
Rarity: [steps off a spark of magic with her horn] That should help give them a signal!
[to the contestants' relief, the cruise ship appears to be heading in their direction. Scene cuts to the contestants being lifted onto the ship's deck]
Buster: Well, looks like we get a free cruise, just wait till we get to the rooms~
Tramp: I look forward to it~
[as the two canines embrace each into a kiss, the scene pans out to show the cruise ship sailing off into the distance of the setting sun as the scene cuts to black, ending the episode]