"Yang!" exclaimed Weiss. "What on Remnant was all that?"
"I'm not sure what you're referring to," Yang answered, standing opposite Weiss in the life raft that was in the middle of the ocean.
"You sunk an entire cruise ship, Yang!" Weiss yelled, gesturing to the burning wreckage of said cruise ship that was slowly sinking.
"Are you sure that was me? I'm sure I would remember doing something like that."
"Yang, I saw you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!"
"That sounds dangerous."
"You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!"
"That, uh, that must've been horrifying to watch."
"And then you started making out with the ice sculptures!"
"Well, thank the brothers that the children weren't on board to see it."
Weiss was about to say something else when he realized that they were both standing in something disgusting.
"Uh, Yang?" he asked. "Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?"
"Well, I guess you could say it is red and sticky," Yang noted, not caring at all.
"Yang, what are we standing in?"
"Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?"
"No, I would not believe that!"
"Uh, melted gumdrops?"
"No."
"Boat nectar?"
"That's not a real thing! Tell me the truth, Yang!"
"Fine. It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B."
"YAAAANG!"
"Well, they were, they were taking all the strawberry sunrises."
"I can't believe what I'm hearing!"
"I will not apologize for art."
Weiss looked around and noticed that theirs was the only lifeboat.
"Yang, where are the other lifeboats?"
"Oh, you won the prize. I didn't even notice that."
"Where are the other lifeboats, Yang?"
"Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I punched lots of holes in them."
"Yaaang!"
"I have a problem. I have a serious problem."
"You are just terrible today!"
"SHH! Did you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."
"That's the sound of people drowning, Yang!"
"That is what forgiveness sounds like: screaming and then silence."