The One With the Node removal at the End
[Scene Pitch Perfect Cafe, everyone's there.]
Chloe: What you guys don't understand is, for me, singing is as important as any part of my life.
Flo: Yeah, right!...Y'serious? Important than your pain.
Chloe: Oh, yeah! Maybe.
Aubrey: Everything you need to do is go to the hospital take a good advice, take your time to think and remove that GODAMMIT nodes.
Beca: Absolutely.
Aubrey: As my father says to me, " If you are in a pain, pick a axe and destroy the pain from root."
Flo: Yeah, When I'm 10 years old my brother cut our dog's tongue because he was barking at him continuously, so...
Lily: I killed a zombie once.
(Everyone pretends they didn't heard Flo and Lily.)
Stacie: Ones my doctor said not to have sex or you will die young but I do it anyways. See I'm still alive.
Fat Amy: Yeah, well, word of advice: you should really listen to your doctor.
Emily: I don't think, doctors would said that to anyone. I mean I don't heard about someone dies due to excessive sex.
Aubrey: maybe Stacie would be exception, but seriously why you have so much sex with random douches they used you and you let them penetrate through you. You give them your powers.
Fat Amy: Not a good enough reason to use a word penetrate.
Stacie: I can't help, he is a Hunter. (Pointing towards her crotch)
Emily: you called it a Dude?
Chloe: (pause)...Are we still talking about my nods?
[Scene: At Barden Hospital they came for checking Chloe's nodes sitting on a waiting room. It's been a while and all are gets bored. So Flo starts watching posters which was stick to the walls.]
Flo: No, it's good, it is good, it's just that- mm- doesn't she seem a little angry? (she points towards a poster which is a poster of a family)
Stacie: Well, she has issues.
Emily: Does she?
Beca: He's out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!
Aubrey: These are the posters for family Planning. Can't you leave them alone or do you have issues. (glaring at Beca)
Fat Amy: Speaking of issues, where is your Doc, Chloe? (changes the subject and if God listens her Doctor who is by the way very handsome entered into room)
Doctor:Ummm….. Who is Miss. Beale? (He looks at everyone unsure of why there are 11 girls are waiting for only one appointment)
Chloe: That would be me.
Doctor: You look great. I, uh... I mean.. let's begin. Shall we?.
Stacie: Yeah. You look good too. (winks at him)
Doctor: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... isn't know me... I am ... (stammers while blushing hard. I mean he is currently being hitting on by 11 girls in one room.)
Cynthia: A lesbian?
[Scene: Bella residency all are watching The Notebook.]
Emily: Oh, Noah she should choose Noah.
Beca: soo boaring...I hate movies (Turns off the TV. Aubrey gets up and went to bathroom)
Ashley: (taking a drink from Jessica) why you hate them?
Beca: No...This are the movies. They are not real and they are just… predictable.
Aubrey: Whose little ball of hair is this?! (she fiercely enters into room holding a bunch of hairs which is neatly rolled into ball of hair)
Beca: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wash my hairs, and then they falls out, so I balled it up and... (sees that Aubrey is glaring at her) ...now I wish I was dead. (runs to the room)
(Aubrey starts to fluff a pillow.)
Fat Amy: She's already fluffed that pillow... Aubrey, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Aubrey glares at her.) -but, it's fine!
Aubrey: Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.
Flo: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.
Emily: Aubrey- Hi! Um, Aubrey, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.
Chloe: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ben (her older Brother) getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.
Aubrey: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ben can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
(Beca enters from her room.)
Beca: Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
Stacie: Yeah, it's beautiful.
Beca: Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God... (Starts to look under the couch cushions.)
Emily: No, look, don't touch that!
Beca: Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... 'Hi Jessie! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder...
Chloe: Easy Bec, we'll find it. (To all) Won't we!
All: Oh! Yeah!
Jessica: Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?
Fat Amy: Probably right before she lost it!
Beca: I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with...
Flo: ...Diarrhea?
Beca: (looks at the lasagne and realizes something) Ohhhhh, don't be mad...
Aubrey: You didn't.
Beca: Oh, I am sorry...
Aubrey: I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)
Beca: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!
Fat Amy: Now, Aubrey, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
Aubrey: (puts down the lasagne) I just... can't do it.
Fat Amy: Girls? We're going in.
(Everyone except Aubrey start to pick through the lasagne as there's a ring on the phone which Chloe answers.)
Chloe: (putting phone down)...Okay.
Ashley: Wow. That is not a happy okay.
Chloe: Tomorrow's my appointment for node removal.
Fat Amy: (while everyone else is stunned) Ooh! I found it!
Emily: W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...
Aubrey: Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?
Chloe: Well, Doctors says that it's a best way, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to do it.. basically it's entirely up to me.
Stacie: That Doc is so great! I miss him.
Beca: So what do you decied?
Chloe: I haven't decided yet , they want me to go down to this- operation thing with them tomorrow.
Jessica: So what are you gonna do?
Chloe: I have no idea.
(Fat Amy starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at her.)
Fat Amy: ...Well, this is still ruined, right?
[Scene, Bella's Residency, Aubrey is pouring wine for her parents.]
Mr. Posen: Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! What's that curry taste?
Aubry: Curry.
Mr. Posen: Mmmm!
Mrs. Posen: I- I think they're great! I, I really do.
Aubrey: I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?
Mr. Posen: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in managing, or accounting, or... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a Lodge-
Aubrey: No Dad, I don't have a Lodge, I work in a Lodge.
Mr. Posen: Well, they don't have to know that... (he starts to fluff the same pillow Aubrey fluffed multiple times earlier.)
Aubrey: Chlo, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?
Chloe: Yeah. (They go to the kitchen.)
Mr. Posen: Oh, we're having spaghetti! That's... easy.
Aubrey: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but can you tell them about your surgery? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
[Time Lapse, everyone is now eating.]
Mr. Posen: What that Rachel did to her life... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.
Mrs. Posen: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that business... but Seventy thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Mr. Posen: Well, at least she had the chance to close a business...
Aubrey: What's that supposed to mean?
Mr. Posen: Nothing! It's an expression.
Aubrey: No it's not.
Mrs. Posen: Don't listen to your father. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, except one for Chloe you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...
[Time Lapse.]
Mr. Posen: Look, there are people like Ben who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer. As I have said to you, "If you don't succeed, pack your bags and head towards Kuwait." It's a life quote my dear.
[Time Lapse.]
Mr. Posen: ...And I read about these women trying to have it all, and I thank God 'Our Little Aub' doesn't seem to have that problem.
Aubrey: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Chlo, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into Chloe's hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with my folks?
Chloe: (pulls her hand away) Okay! Okay. (To Aubrey's parents) Look, I, uh- I have news I am having nodes and tomorrows my surgery date. There is a chance I couldn't sing properly again.
(Stunned silence ensues.)
Mr. Posen: (To Aubrey) So no Acapella?! ( with excited but tried to say in sad tone which he failed miserably)
[Scene: pitch Perfect Cafe, everyone's there.]
Stacie: Your folks are really that bad, huh?
Ashley: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
Aubrey: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could- (To Chloe) -I'd want yours.
Chloe: Must pee. (Goes to pee.)
Lily: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Emily: You're twins?
Lily: Yeah. I ate her in a womb.
Beca: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)The lights, please..
(Stacie turns off the lights, and they all leave as Beca starts to clean up. Chloe enters from the bathroom.)
Chloe: ...How long was I in there?
Beca: I'm just cleaning up.
Chloe: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
Beca: Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands Chloe the broom and sits down.)
Chloe: Anyway.. um.. (Starts to sweep.) So, you- uh- you nervous about Jessie tomorrow?
Beca: Oh.. a little..
Chloe: Mm-hmm..
Beca: A lot.
Chloe: Mm.
Beca: So, got any advice? Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped?
Chloe: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Jessie back his ring, and you can go to hospital for surgery thing...
Beca: Oh, nice try Beale. But you should go through surgery by your own.
Chloe: Got me.
Beca: Remember when we were neighbors before you left?
Chloe: Yeah.
Beca: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Chloe gazes at her.) ..Chlo?
Chloe: Yes, yes!
Beca: Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here.. (She leans back onto chloe's hand.)
Chloe: Me either... (she pulls up a stool so that she doesn't have to move her hand.)
[Scene: Chloe's surgery.]
Doctor: (entering) Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at operation. There was this big tumour.. thing.. anyway.
Chloe: Dr. Oberman.
Dr. Oberman: So are you ready?
Chloe: -yeah.. let's do this.
Dr. Oberman: Okay, that's great.
[Scene Luke's radio station, Jessie is teaching his junior, Robbie, as Beca enters.]
Beca: Jessie?
Jessie: C'mon in.
Beca: (hesitates) Are you sure?
Jessie: Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours.
Robbie: Huh?!
Jessie: So, how ya doin?
Beca: I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!
Jessie: Yeah, well..
Luke: (from booth) Jessie can you come over please.
Jessie: Be right there. (To Robbie and Beca) Be back in a sec.
(As Jessie exits Robbie stares at Beca.)
Beca: I dumped him.
Robbie: Okay.
[Scene: Chloe's Surgery, they're talking about how this is going to work.]
Dr. Oberman: So, your surgery is done successfully. But you can't use your voice for few hours or maybe for few days. It's for resting your vocal chords. Effect on voice will be detected after you regain your voice fully. So till no talking.
[Scene: Luke's radio station, Beca is looking at CD' as Jessie enters.]
Jessie: Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to?
Beca: Oh, not much. I-I got a job.
Jessie: Oh, that's great.
Beca: Why are- why are you so tanned?
Jessie: Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba.
Beca: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
Jessie: No. I went with, uh.. Now, this may hurt.
Robbie: Me?!
Jessie: No! (To Beca) I went with Anna.
Beca: Anna?! My maid of honour, Anna?!
Jessie: Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.
Beca: Oh! Well, um.. (Grabs his forehand) You've got plugs!
Jessie: Careful! They haven't quite taken yet.
Beca: And you've got Tatto! But you hate tattoes!
Jessie: Not for her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you.
Beca: Okay..
Jessie: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life..
Beca: Wow.
Jessie: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy. But with Anna, now I'm happy. Spit.
Beca: What?
Robbie: Me. (Spits his bubblegum)
Beca: Anyway, um, (Gets the ring out of her purse.) I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me.
Jessie: Well, thank you for giving it back.
(Jessie and Beca look at each other.)
Robbie: Hello?!
[Scene: Chloe's surgery, she is still lay on hospital bed bored to death. She decide to messege on group chat.]
Chloe: Oh, hey guys my surgery is done.
Aubrey: How are you feeling?
Chloe: I'm fine. Just doctors tell me to not talking.
Aubrey: What?
Emily: why?
Fat Amy: Thank God!
Stacie: So why are you talking now? .
Ashley: She is not talking it's called typing.
Jessica: Tell me how it's feel.
Chloe: It's feel like someone's choking me.
Flo: My brother used to choke me to the death so...
Chloe: yeah.. other than that I am fine.
Fat Amy: you will be fine, Chlo. It's just God punished you for being ginger.
Stacie: If I were you I can't leave without using my voice for even one day.
Emily: I didn't know you were that talkative?
Stacie: Oh you don't get it girl.
Emily: That makes NO sense. Someone please just explain to me?
Stacie: let me explain...
Ashley & Jessica: Noooo... ( typed in unison)
Aubrey: Use your private chat for this.
Fat Amy: Believe me girl, you don't want to ask...
Chloe: Don't corrupt her.
Lily: she's such a innocent soul.
Stacie: Meet me in private chat,Em. If you want to know...
( after a few minutes)
Emily: No... Stop it Stace. I don't want to know any further.
Stacie: But you haven't reach at the best part yet...
Emily: stop spamming my chat... or else..
Emily: Stacie, I don't need any details... No I am serious... I'll block you... Someone please help me...
Fat Amy: You ask for it, Em. No one able to stop that Hunter now.
Lily: That innocent soul now needs to be cleaned. I'll go and get the candles.
Aubrey: Leave her alone Stacie Jules Conrad!
Stacie: okay. You are no fun Emily.
Emily: Thanks Aubrey. Now tonight I'm gonna have nightmares.
Chloe: Don't worry, Em..you can sleep with me tonight. I'll be home within 2 hours.
Jessica: I will make you some soup.
Chloe: Thanks, Jess..
(After Chloe got home, everyone is sitting in living room, Beca standing near window of living room)
Beca: (on phone) Hi, Anna. Hi, it-it's Beca. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Jessie today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Anna, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.