Omake: Roman reads Ruby's books
When Ruby woke up that morning, she didn't think she'd need to explain her reading material to Neo and Roman. Yes, some of it was rather….explicit...but that didn't mean she needed to explain herself to Roman and Neo. They shouldn't have been reading it anyway!
"Red, please explain to me why you're reading...this…" Roman muttered, trailing off as he read more.
"Roman!" The criminal squeaked, a burst of petals fluttering to the ground as she dashed at the man in an attempt to get her copy of Ninjas of Love "Stop - Don't read! Bad!" She frantically grabbed at the book as Roman held it over his head, continuing to read as his concern grew.
"Neo, help me get-" Ruby demanded, looking around for the mute girl.
Ruby spotted Neo in the corner with another one of her books, blushing heavily.
'I need to be excused for a minute.' Neo signed shakily, hurrying into the bathroom and slamming the door shut.
"Damnit, Neo!! Help me, Drei!!" Ruby pleaded, casting a frantic glance at the doberman, who watched the whole thing with obvious and great amusement.
Instead of listening to Ruby's pleas for help, the dog just flashed his trademark doggy grin and laid down as he watched Ruby continually jump in the air with hopes of snatching the book from Roman's grasp.
"Roman, I swear to God, I'll hurt you!" Ruby spat, trying her hardest to retrieve her book from the orange-haired man before her.
Roman held the book aloft as he read it, while also attempting to keep Ruby at bay with Melodic Cudgel.
"Ruby, I'd like to see you try." Roman said idly, turning a page. The man then abruptly folded forward, and yelled in pain. "FUCK!" He yelled, the book lowering just enough for Ruby to snatch.
Ruby then hurried away, clutching her book to her chest as Roman laid on his side, curled in the fetal position. "You hit like your sister!" He whimpered after her.
"That's a compliment!" Ruby called back to him.
In a club on the shady side of Vale, Junior was pouring a glass of vodka for a tenant. Suddenly, the head of every man in the club snapped in the direction of the docks, and Junior let out a little whimper.
"I feel a great disturbance in the force." Junior muttered to himself, instinctively shielding his family jewels.
At the same time, Yang let out a massive sneeze, strong enough to send all of Weiss' delicately stacked papers fluttering about the room. "Was someone talking about me?" She muttered. Unfortunately, the aforementioned heiress decided that it was the perfect time to come into the dorm.
"Yang? What on Remnant are you doing?! What happened to my Grimm Studies report?" She shrieked.
"Definitlynotplagerizingit!" Yang exclaimed, already scrambling to grab the fallen papers.
"Oh my God. You're hopeless." Weiss facepalmed.
It was also at this time that a girlish shriek rang out through the dorms, followed by Pyrrha profusely apologizing.
Back in the bar, Junior began to cry, holding his hands over his family jewels.
~~~about an hour later~~~
"Neo! I have to take a shit!" Roman whined, hammering on the door.
The bathroom door abruptly swung open, and a VERY heavily blushing Neo hurried out of the bathroom, wiping her fingers on her pants.
"Neo, why are you walking funny?" Roman demanded.
Neo froze, and began signing an excuse with shaky hands. Upon seeing a clear fluid on Neo's hands, however, Roman simply nodded as the reason dawned on him. The man silently moved into the bathroom, and the conversation was over.
Until Roman found the book sitting in the bathroom, where Neo had left it.
Open.
To a very, VERY explicit page.
"Sticks and stones may break her bones, but chains and whips excite her, I guess." Roman muttered, slamming the book shut.
"YOU LEFT IT WHERE?!?!?" Ruby shrieked, banging on the bathroom door.
"This is gonna be a really long day, isn't it?" Roman sighed.
-End of chapter-
A/N: This was co-written by the lovely Abraxis, who will not be returning to OMTIAT. As many of you demanded, Apollyon will not have a role in or appear in the rewrite.
Speaking of the rewrite...
Its almost here! I'm so sorry for such a delay, it feels like its been ages since I posted something. Writing and editing (by a new editor who I've known far longer than Abraxis) are complete. All that's left is to copy and paste from the document into the document and re-do all the formatting for it! Expect it to be posted tomorrow! In addition, there's a final Omake written from before all this went down that will be posted. It will have a note directing you all to the rewrite. THE NEXT UPDATE TO THIS STORY WILL BE THE LAST ONE! AFTER THAT POINT, THE REWRITE WILL BE MY MAIN FOCUS!
Thank you all SO MUCH for the support! I'll see you lovely people later!
And remember, kids: Sticks and stones may break Blake's bones, but chains and whips excite her. Take notes, Yang.
"I'm sorry!" — Literally the only thing Pyrrha Nikos has ever said in the history of ever.