FRIENDS in pitch perfect style

by perfectfangirl47

So this is basically a fanfic which fallows friends plot with pitch perfect characters. I made some changes, the characters and their relationship with other remains same, so. And yeah maybe there will be no love interest mainly friendship basis, or yeah depends. Review it and feel free to comment. I don't own anything. All rights reserved to pitch perfect and Friends creators.

10. The one with Billie Jean

The One With the Billie Jean

[Scene: Bellas Residency, Chloe is entering.]

Chloe: Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet.

(Chloe is cradling small white furry dog.)

All: Oooh!

Beca: W-wait. What is that?

Chloe: 'That' would be Billie. You wanna say hi?

Beca: No, no, I don't.

Stacie: Oh, she is precious! Where did you get her?

Chloe: My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.

Flo: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?

Cynthia: Hey, that dog's got her head between Chloe's boobs maybe she's lesbian too. ( she high fives Fat Amy's extended hand)

Fat Amy: Wait till Aubrey comes down. (Aubrey enters and saw Chloe with dog)

Aubrey: Chloe why there is a dog in your hand?

( Chloe gives her best puppy eyes and pout a killer combination of Chloe's persuasive antics)

Aubrey: *sighs* Chloe, is he gonna live with you, like, in our room?

Chloe: First of all he's She and second Yeah. I mean, I bought her so it's been kinda obvious, so...

Aubrey: We can't keep her Chloe?

Chloe: But why not she don't have any other place to stay.

Aubrey: Exactly the word you said about this one here. *gesturing to Beca*

Beca: Hey... I really didn't had place to stay.

Fat Amy: Does that mean Do you have now?

Beca: Noooo..

[Scene: Pitch Perfect Cafe, Emily is getting ready to sing. Stacie is not there.]

Emily: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mood, and one about a snowman.

Cynthia: Might wanna open with the snowman.

(Enter Stacie)

All: Hey, Stace. Hey, Gorgeous.

Chloe: So, how'd it go?

Stacie: Ahhhhhh, I didn't get the job.

Jessica: How could you not get it? You were Santa's Elf last year.

Stacie: I dunno. Some slut's sleeping with this year santa. She's isn't tall, it's all political.

Ashley: So what are you gonna be?

Stacie: Ah, I'm gonna be Grinch this year. It's just such a slap in the face, y'know?

Lily: *whispers* I know real satan do you want to meet him.

Fat Amy: Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Year's?

Cynthia: Nothing for you, you have your boy toys. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops! Man, I'm talking loud!

Fat Amy: Well, for your information, my all boy toys isn't available this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.

Beca: Yeah, Kommisar is in Germany too! Already too bad she can't come.

Chloe: Are you guys seeing each other?

Beca: Well technically we can't see each other me being here and sha all the way over there.

Fat Amy: You know what funny thing is they don't text each other the only thing she texted her was her number to Kommisar and whenever they call each other their is only one side conversation going on she complimenting Beca and Beca being blushing tomato.

Beca: How can you be so sure about text thing? (She then find Amy fiddling with her mobile) Fat Amy! Give me my phone back right now. (She snatches her phone from Amy's hand) What did you messaged Kommisar. OH GOD...what this even mean 'Rampapmparm Crushiee Melon' !?

Cynthia: It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this John Smith holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the us- dinner Bellas dinner.

All: Yeah, okay. Alright. (duly)

Cynthia: Y'know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.

All: Woooo! Yeah!

Beca: Emily, you're on.

Emily: Oh, oh, good.

Beca: (Into microphone) Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Emily Junk. Wooh!

Emily: (Takes mike) Thanks, hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. (Shakes bell as an introduction)

(Sung:)

I made a man with eyes of coal

And a smile so bewitchin',

That reaches deep down into my soul,

But very next day found melt in the kitchen?

(shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...

(Cut to later. Everyone is totally depressed by now.)

Emily: (Sung)

...My mother's dishes

Even her eyelashes

Are resting in a large white table,

And sometimes when it's snowy...

(Over the sound of Emily singing we hear two scientists, Tommy and Justin, having a noisy discussion)

Emily: (Sung)

...I feel a little sneezy

And now I- (abruptly stops)

Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! (They stop talking and look up) Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?

Justin: No. No, that's- that's okay.

Beca: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while she's playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!

Fat Amy: (Quietly, to the others) That guy's going home with a note!

Tommy: Noth- I was- I was just saying to my-

Beca: Could you speak up please?

Tommy: (Stands up and speaks more loudly) Sorry, I wa- I was just saying to my friend that I thought she is the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my- in my life. And then he said that- you said you thought

Justin: Hailee Steinfeld.

Tommy: Hailee Steinfeld was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in bumblebee, a lot, but not so much in- in Dickinson, I thought she had kind of a

Justin: Hard quality.

Tommy: -hard quality. And uh, while Hailee Steinfeld is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down)

Emily: Okay, we're gonna take a short break. (Goes over to their table)

Stacie: Hey, that guy's going home with more than a note!

[Scene: Bellas Residency, everyone is decorating for Christmas.]

Chloe: Come here, Billie. Sit here. ( Billie wanders off)

Stacie: Emily, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my 2nd date with Bobby, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?

Cynthia: Just a smidge. Are you showing us your boobs too?

Emily: Tommy's like, y'know, Scientist Guy. He's very methodical.

Ashley: I think it's romantic.

Flo: I think he could be belongs to cult community. I heard that they never claims someone's lips until the 3rd moonlight together.

Lily: *whispers* I left cult community 100 years ago.

Fat Amy: Now that sounds like a TMI.

Emily: Well, Tommy's smarter, and gentler, and sweeter... I just- I just wanna be with him all the time. Day and night, and night and day... and special occasions...

Cynthia: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.

Emily: No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, could I just?

Cynthia: Yeah, 'cause I already asked Denise.

Fat Amy: What?!

Chloe: C'mon, this was a pact! This was your pact!

Cynthia: I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped.

Aubrey: Yeah, but Denise? That-that was like the worst breakup in history!

Chloe: Or we can say higher numbered breakups history?

Cynthia: I'm not saying it was a good idea, I'm saying I snapped!

[In the evening, Stacie enters into house, wearing a Santa Claus Jacket with bell buttons and Hat Set, Green Nylon Leggings, and a pair of Red Elf Shoes. Also she Stick some green Fur Fabric onto her leggings along with Grinch Gloves and Grinch Mask to give herself the look of the hairy Grinch. But also she wore an overcoat above this.]

Stacie: Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late.

(She removes the coat to reveal an elf costume)

Fat Amy: Too many jokes... must mock Stacie!

Stacie: Nice Jacket, huh? (She wiggles her shoulders which caused her boobs to shake and the bells tinkle)

Cynthia: Aah, y'killing me!

(Billie knocks over some kitchen tools)

Aubrey: Chloe! She's playing with my spatulas again!

Chloe: Okay, look, she's not gonna hurt them, right?

Aubrey: Do you always have to bring him here? Why don't you lock her up in our room or better in bathroom?

Chloe: I didn't wanna leave her alone. Alright? We haven't bonded yet. She doesn't listen to my commands or listen to me at all. She didn't even recognize her name yet I have to train her.

Fat Amy: Y'know, if you're gonna train her, I could give you some pointers.

Chloe: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, tell me what should I do?

Fat Amy: Okay, because you askd so nicely, Iisten you've to speak with baby voice to them first then only she will listen to you.

Chloe: That's insane.

Fat Amy: No it's TRUE. ( wink at Cynthia)

Aubrey: I don't care about that fucking dog but don't mess with Chloe. (She left then to do her chores)

Cynthia: ( once Aubrey left) No Chloe it's TRUE I saw that on documentary once.

[Scene: Justin and Tommy's lab, Tommy is explaining something to Emily with the aid of a whiteboard.]

Tommy: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.

Emily: Okay, alright, I have a question, then.

Tommy: Yuh.

Emily: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?

Tommy: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.

Emily: Sure.

Tommy: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.

Emily: Oh, Tommy, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.

Tommy: Rrrreally.

Emily: Oh, yeah, oh, I'm sure of it. You should just do it, just sweep and throw me.

Tommy: ...Now? Now?

Emily: Oh yeah, right now.

Tommy: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)

Emily: Okay, now you're just kinda tidying.

Tommy: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Emily) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?

Emily: I can hop. (She hops onto the table)

(They kiss, finally)

[Scene: Pitch Perfect Cafe, everyone is there.]

Fat Amy: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?

Stacie: I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Cynthia has somebody, and Emily has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.

Aubrey: Fun Bobby? Your ex-boyfriend Fun Bobby?

Stacie: Yeah. I mean I asked every one of my Ex's Fun Bobby agreed so.

Beca: His real name isn't Fun Bobby right?

Stacie: No, I tend to forgot my boyfriends name so I named them in my way so can remember them he happen to be that guy who named my breasts so I named him Bobby as in Boobs and it was fun so Fun Bobby.

Beca: Okay...(Brings Chloe a mug of coffee) Okay, here we go...

Chloe: Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!

Beca: (Glances at Chloe and then sips her coffee) There. Now there is.

Chloe: Okay, so on our no-date evening, three of you now have dates.

Fat Amy: Uh, four.

Jessica and Ashley: (unison) Five. ( in unison again) Six.

Flo: Seven.

Aubrey: Eight. (Buries her head in her hands)

Beca: Sorry. Kommisar's catching an earlier flight.

Lily: Yeah, and I already have Koolio with me. (She surprisingly says in normal voice level)

Chloe: Okay, so I'm gonna be the only one standing there alone when the ball drops?

Aubrey: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.

Chloe: Hey, y'know, this is so not what I needed right now.

Aubrey: What's the matter?

Chloe: Oh, it's-it's Billie. She keeps shutting me out, y'know? She's walking around all the time dragging her tail...

Aubrey: I don't want to here about Billie.

Beca: me too

(Justin runs in)

Justin: Emily. Hi.

Emily: Oh, hi Justin! Hey, do you know everybody?

Justin: No. Have you seen Tommy?

Emily: No, no, he hasn't been around.

Tommy: Well, if you see him, tell him to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk.

Emily: Minsk?

Justin: Minsk. It's in Russia.

Emily: I know where Minsk is.

Justin: We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid.

Emily: So when, when do you leave?

Justin: January first.

( uncomfortable silence)

[Scene: Justin and Tommy's lab, they are working. Emily knocks on the door]

Emily: Hello?

Tommy: Hey!

Emily: Hi.

Tommy: Hi! (Kisses her) What-what're you doing here?

Emily: Um, well, Justin told me about Minsk, so (Puts on a fake cheery voice) congratulations! This is so exciting!

Justin: It'd be even more exciting if we were going.

Emily: Oh, you're not going? (Fake disappointed voice) Oh, why?

Justin: Tell her, Tommy. 'I don't wanna go to Minsk and work with Lifson and Yamaguchi and Flench, on nonononononono. I wanna stay here and make out with my girlfriend!' (Storms out)

Tommy: Thank you, Justin. Thank you.

Emily: So-so you're really not going?

Tommy: I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just- you decide.

Emily: Oh don't do that.

Tommy: Please.

Emily: Oh no no.

Tommy: No, but I'm asking-

Emily: Oh, but I can't do that-

Tommy: No, but I can't-

Emily: It's your thing, and-

Tommy: -make the decision-

Emily: Okay, um, stay.

Tommy: Stay.

Emily: Stay.

(He thinks for a moment and sweeps the stuff off the table)

Emily: Getting so good at that! (She hops on)

Tommy: It was Justin's stuff. (They kiss)

[Scene: Bellas Residency, the party has started.]

Denise: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Denise laugh)

[ Authors Notes: lmagine Denise doing Janice laugh I know it's hard but Denise won't be annoying this much. The background story of denise is she and CR were couples back then they have this weird on and off relationship going on for years before the Bellas. When they broke off in their first year of Bellas no one knew Denise and CR dated just before the finals They started dating again then after finals they break up again then Denise quits Bellas. Next year in mid term Denise requested Aubrey and Chloe to let her in again apparently Cynthia and denise started dating again. She became Bella again but just before finals she dumps CR and Bellas altogether. That's why Aubrey hates her for abandoning Bellas. ]

Cynthia: You remember Denise.

Aubrey: Vividly.

(Someone knocks on the door; Aubrey gets it)

Aubrey: Hi.

Sandy: Hi, I'm Sandy.

Aubrey: Sandy! Hi! C'mon in! (She enters, followed by a young boy and a younger girl)...You brought your kids.

Sandy: Yeah. That's okay, right?

(Aubrey just smile and nodded quickly then Chloe comes down with Billie)

Chloe: Par-tay!

Aubrey: That thing is not coming down in here.

Chloe: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend or boyfriend, they wouldn't be welcome in your home?

Aubrey: I'm guessing your new girlfriend or boyfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.

Chloe: Okay. She was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Okay? And for her to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened...

Aubrey: Alright. Fine. Just keep her away from me.

Chloe: Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Billie, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Billie runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.

(The door opens. Beca is standing there. Her coat is muddy and torn, her hair is dishevelled and her face is bruised. Everyone turns to look)

Chloe: Oh my gosh! Becs, sweetie.. are you okay? Where-where's Kommisar?

Beca: Germany. That Tall fountain missed her flight.

Aubrey: And then... your face is bloated?

Beca: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this crappy- this impolite rich asshole who has 3 rings on his fingers- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was his cab first. And then the next thing I know he just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I called him out and punch him in stomach and as I'm going to get into a cab he tackles me. And slapped me so hard and his filthy ring cut my lip...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Chloe) Are people eating my dip?

[Time lapse. Chloe and Beca, fixed up somewhat, emerge from a bedroom]

Sandy: Y'know, when I saw you at the store last week, it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an another woman.

Aubrey: Wow, that's, uh, dirty.

Sandy: Yeah.

(They almost kiss and then Aubrey realises her kids are staring at them)

Aubrey: Hey, kids... do you maybe want some candy?

Chloe: (Watching Billie play with Lily. To Fat Amy and Cynthia) Look at her. I'm not saying she has to spend the whole evening with me, but at least check in. She doesn't even flinch her ears back when I called her by her name.

Fat Amy: Told you to speak in baby voice it's all about sound waves. Thay happens to react quickly to baby voices.

Chloe: Okay. (Wanders off)

Denise: (Startles them) There you are! Haaah, you got away from me!

Cynthia: (Imitating) But you found me!

Denise: Here, Amy, take our picture. (Hands her a camera and she starts snapping) Smile! You're on Denise Camera!

Cynthia: Kill me. Kill me now.

(Someone else knocks on the door. Stacie looks through the spyhole)

Stacie: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!

(Everyone cheers. Stacie opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)

Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!

Flo: (Approaching) Hey Fun Bobby! Whoah! Who died?

(Stacie gestures wildly behind Fun Bobby's back)

[Time lapse. Bobby is talking about his grandfather. Everyone else is virtually in tears]

Fun Bobby: It's gonna be an open casket, y'know, so at least I'll- I get to see him again.

Denise: (Fat Amy is still taking their photo) Oh, I'm gonna blow this one up, and I'm gonna write 'Reunited' in glitter.

Cynthia: Alright, Denise, that's it! Denise... Denise... Hey, Denise, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-

Denise: Oh, no. Oh, no.

Cynthia: I'm sorry you misunderstood...

Denise: Oh my God. You listen to me, Cynthia, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)

(Fat Amy is still taking photos)

Cynthia: Oh, will you give me the thing. (Snatches the camera)

(Tommy is feeding Emily popcorn. Justin walks up)

Emily: Hi, Justin!

Justin: Yoko. (To Tommy) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.

Tommy: Wow.

Justin: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year.(Walks off)

Emily: Are you alright?

Tommy: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.

(Emily leads Tommy into a bedroom)

Emily: You're going to Minsk.

Tommy: No, I'm... not going to Minsk.

Emily: Oh, you are so going to Minsk. You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just 'cause of me.

Tommy: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.

Emily: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Emily, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.

Tommy: Uh, ow.

Emily: Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. (He does so) And, um, and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.

Tommy: I'll never forget you.

Emily: And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. (They kiss) I'm gonna miss you. You scientist guy.

Flo: I can't believe he bailed on me. It never happens in my village if some guy never showed up to you that means he is abducted or dead.

John smith: (on TV) Hi, this is John Smith, live in Times Square. We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square...

(Fat Amy's partner puts a blanket over Sandy's kids)

The guy: There y'go, kids.

Aubrey: I think you did a good job of inviting him over.

Fat Amy: yeah. Now I regret capturing stupid photos of Denise. Otherwise I have him look how caring he is. He could be caressing my pussy like he is caressing their cheeks.

Aubrey: So not want to hear Amy.

Cynthia: (To a woman who she has clearly just met) And then their is a fire over my head. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves)

Aubrey: You seen Sandy?

Fat Amy: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in your bedroom, getting it on with Justin, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.

Beca: Vrrbddy, the bll is drrbing.

All: (in the kitchen) What?

Beca: The bll is drrbing!

John Smith: (on TV) In twenty seconds it'll be midnight...

Chloe: And the moment of joy is upon us.

Cynthia: Looks like that no date pact thing worked out.

Emily: Everybody looks so sad. I hate that.

Stacie: Not everybody's happy. Hey Jessica and Ashley!

(They both waves. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and Ashley kisses Jessica)

Cynthia: Y'know, I uh.. just thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are Four girls are Bi. Let's just kiss each other (Makes kiss noise)

Aubrey: I dunno. I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.

Beca: I can't kiss anyone.

(Chloe shakes her head saying No)

Stacie: Just because I'm slut I'm not that desperate.

Beca, Aubrey, Stacie and Chloe: (all at once) I told you I can't! I don't feel like ...! Why don't you kiss! I don't want to! I dare you! Its not TRUTH AND DARE!

Cynthia: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me, it's midnight! Somebody kiss me!

Chloe: Alrightalrightalright. (Spoting Billie. Starts speaking in cartoon voice) Hey Billie here. Come. Come. Kiss Cynthia. Kiss her. Come here.

(Billie listens and runs towards Chloe, she picks her up and holds her in front of Cynthia. Billie gladly kiss Cynthia on lips then lick her face.)

Fat Amy: There you go.

Lily: See she listens to you Chloe.

(Everyone looks towards her)

Bellas: ...I think that son of bitch cracked my tooth.

End