It was just another typical morning on a Saturday that this shenanigan happened. Morro and his partner, Wrayth were at home doing god who knows when this outrageous prompt struck the ghost out of the blue; he was in the bathroom doing his morning ritual - brushing his teeth. However, the moment he took the ordinary Colgate toothpaste, he felt love for the first time.
"Hi Colgate," he spoke to the inanimate object which in response, no response.
"What should I do with you?"
Brush your teeth with the toothbrush, idiot.
"Open the cap and squeeze your guts out?"
Of course.
Morro did the unusual - squeeze out the guts of the toothpaste tube and devour the minty creamy guts. Fucking disgusting.
"You tastes delicious!" His elated voice accompanied with his genuine smile - which further spirals him to the depths of lust. He went all out spreading the cream to his ghostly slim body and to his underneath. It felt so good.
"I love you, not just your minty flavour, but you are fucking cool."
The good pleasure must come to an end; it was when the toothpaste depleted out its guts to its deranged lover. The illusion of heaven had just shattered Morro, he shrieked, "COLGATE NO!"
The toothpaste fucking died. Morro felt guilty after committing heinous acts on the toothpaste, he could not repay his sins. The visit to the Cursed Realm did not served him any good, just degeneracy to his once pure morals before he committed atrocities in the real world. The Preeminent did not do a great job at punishing Morro for his crimes - the crime for tempering a dead person's tomb, the crime for learning the forbidden jitsu and the crime for disrespecting his Sensei.
"Morro, what the fuck is going on?" Wrayth witnessed the mess Morro made in the bathroom he regularly maintained, "I can't believe this, you made my workload heavier by a ton and you still- god, I'm speechless," he abruptly left the bathroom.
Morro stared at Wrath's departure for a moment, diverging his attention to his toothpaste again, uttering his last word before deposing the flattened toothpaste tube, "I love you."
This was just the beginning of his toothpaste fetish.