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Attention Authorized Penguin Agents,

Skipper here for another recap report! A few days after the successful mission to Mars, I was finishing up dictating a report when an alarm goes off. The alarm turned out to be the result of a incoming call of Agent Rockgut. Rockgut gave us Intel about the movements of The Red Squirrel and sent us after him. We attempted to use biplanes and a trap disguised as a construction site to capture him. The trap failed at the last second resulting in us knocked out and captured.

When we awoke Red tried to unleash Mutant killer Acorns on the zoo. We managed to escape Red's ropes to defeat the mutant nuts...only to discover that it was a robotic distraction. While we were distracted by the robots Red's underling kidnapped all the "original" zoo residents leaving the expansions alone. We tried to chase after them only to get blasted around the zoo by perfectly placed explosives.

Kowalski takes a small trip back in time to get Intel on the location of the Red Squirrel's (second) lair. While we waited for Kowalski to return Red taunted his hostages. Once Kowalski returned with the location we rushed off to The Red Squirrel's second lair. We tried to locate the entrance only to fall into a trap door. We managed to free all the kidnapped zoo animals only to get knocked out and captured again.

When we woke up again we found ourselves in The Red Squirrel's REAL second lair. The Red Squirrel then revealed his real plan to turn every living animal into squirrels. He would then control those squirrels as his own personal army to take over the world. OF course he made sure to make us immune so he could then send his army to attack us. He managed to turn the entirety of North America into squirrels only for the process to be reversed. Then Blowhole's flagship The Revenge showed up and tractor beamed us aboard leaving the squirrel behind.

Inside Blowhole's ship Blowhole invited us into a peek into his current plans. He had also revealed that he was back to teaming with Shen, Tai Lung, and Kai. Blowhole then shoved us out of the bridge and 'allowed' us to run off in one of his Battle Cruisers. It blow up shortly after we landed so it probably wasn't a favor. The Red Squirrel tried to attack us with his mech suit only to get utterly defeated by The Next-o-Skeleton II. Red tried to escape only to get netted and apprehended by Rockgut. And then some...things I rather not bring up...happened...and oh Blowhole had a evil meeting.

Skipper, Out!

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