December 17th 2017
Penguin HQ
(Kowalski's POV)
"Skipper," I said, "I just received a message with GPS coordinates."
"Really?" Skipper said.
"Was sent over the official channels," I said holding up the paper.
"Can I see it?" Private said.
Skipper took it from my flippers and looked at it, "I'm afraid this is above your security clearance Private."
"I'll go watch TV," Private said going to the Television.
"It appears to be on official S.A.M. Award stationary," Kowalski said, "and it had the official Elitist of the Elite wax seal on the envelope."
"And the Location, date, and time," Skipper said.
"Looks like we're going to the Elitist of the Elite Competition," I said.
"Pack you bags boys," Skipper said, "Looks like we're going to be busy."
"Oops," Skipper said as he then spills coffee on the letter. All but the first line, the Date, time, and GPS marker were destroyed.
"The S.A.M. Awards cordially invite [Team Penguin] to this years Elitist of the Elite Competition..."
North Wind HQ, North Wind Island
"Classified," Eva said, "You got mail."
"Thank you," Classified said taking the mail from Eva.
"Let's see... IOU from the Penguins for the 19 million dollar vehicle they destroyed, junk mail, junk mail, scam, scam, fraud, Nigerian prince scam letter, credit card offer, credit card offer, bills, wedding invitation, union letter, and more junk mail..."
"Another one of Short Fuse's unauthorized magazine subscriptions... unpaid bill for Disney plus..."
"SHORT FUSE!" Classified said, "What did I say about using my credit card!"
"Sorry," Short Fuse said.
"And stop signing for up subscription streaming services you don't watch!" Classified said.
"Oh," Corporal said, "my favorite Amazon Original just dropped."
With that the polar bear left, "Oh..." Eva said, "New season of Stranger Things."
With that the owl left, "Why is everyone subscribing to streaming services," Classified said.
"Oh a new game came out on Steam," Short Fuse said.
"Seriously?" Classified said as Short Fuse left.
"Let's see newspaper, BBC catalog, grocery adverts, Sweepstakes flier, coupon magazine... and..."
Classified pulls a Elitist of the Elite sealed envelope. Classified opens it and a confident smirk appeared on his face. The Letter is left on a table as Classified ran off to collect his team.
The first line of the letter could be seen, "The S.A.M. Awards cordially invite [North Wind] to this years Elitist of the elite competition..."
Both the Penguins and the North Wind failed to read the following, "Prepare to test your skills against [Team Penguin/North Wind] and the IASA's Robo-team comprised of the new Agent-bots. The Future has arrived but is [North Wind/Team Penguin] ready for it! Welcome to Elitist of the Elite 2017 Agents vs Agent-bots! Warning: failure to arrive at the date, time, and location below will result in instantly elimination... and the forfeit of any previous wins of The Elitist of the Elite Competition. Don't worry there will be no villainous interference this time."
Date: [redacted]
Time: [redacted] hours ([redacted] A.M. Central Standard Time)
Undisclosed Location, Central United States
(Skipper's POV)
"Kowalski? Status!" I said.
"We're at the GPS coordinates we were given," Kowalski said.
"Eva?" Classified said, "is this the place."
"We're at the Coordinates," Eva replied.
"Hey get your own secret meeting place," I said.
"Oh they're here," Classified said.
"This is definitely the place," Corporal said.
"And what exactly is this place?" Private said.
"Looks like the middle of nowhere to me," Short Fuse said.
"That because it is," Rockgut said.
"Oh don't be dramatic," Nigel said.
"Welcome Penguins and North Wind..." Rockgut said.
"...To The Elitist of the Elite Competition!" Nigel said.
"But where's the S.A.M. Awards," Private said.
"Canceled," Rockgut said.
"Oh," Private said.
"So now what?" Kowalski said.
"You tell me," Rockgut said as he and Nigel don gas masks.
A grenade drops at our feet and we get faces full of knock-out gas.
(Rockgut's POV)
"Is this really necessary?" Nigel asked.
"You bet your Custard Creams," I said.
"I don't like Custard Creams," Nigel said.
Nigel holds out a wax paper bag, "Jelly Baby?"
Rockgut turns to the gathered agents, "All right dandy dumplings get them in the van!"
"Quick before the Humans get here!" Rockgut said.
"Yes sir!" as The Penguins and The North Wind get loaded into the van.
"Move out!" Rockgut said as the van drove off.
"Jammy Dodger?"
"No," Rockgut said.
"Tea?" Nigel said sipping a little cup.
"NO!" Rockgut said knocking it out of Nigel's flippers.
"Let's just go," Nigel said.
Rockgut then opens a bag of Cheesy Dibbles and eats one, "Dibble?"
"Sure," Nigel said taking one out of the bag.
(?'s POV)
"The competition is about to start," A rusty Pentron Drone said.
"Then let the games begin," a rundown Pentron Heavy Assault Unit said.
"Pentron will be avenged," a Pentron Elite Unit with a missing optic said.
"The Penguins will pay," A Pentron Lighting Gunner with a sparking Lighting Blaster said.
"We will all be avenged," A damaged Cyber-dalek said.
"All enemies will be deleted," A heavily damaged Cyber-man with a ruined cape and a broken ornate collar said.
"All our enemies will be exterminated!" A Dalek with a rusty eyestalk and a broken manipulator arm said.
"Vengeance is eternal!" a dented and rusted Eternal Dalek said.
"Victory is ours!" A White Supreme Dalek croaked.
"Supreme Dalek," Davros said as he emerged from the shadows, "Begin the plan!"
"Activating infiltration units!" A Strategist Dalek with faded blue color said.
"Victory is assured," I said.
"If you care for your life that better be correct," The Supreme Dalek said.
The Supreme Dalek got knocked back, "Don't question the authority of..."
"ULTIMA PENTRON! Pentron Perfected!" I said crushing The Dalek's eyestalk with my robotic hand.
"Vision impaired! Vision Impaired!"
"Now unless you want to end up like whitey," I said as the Dalek blindly bumbled around, "don't threaten me again."
With that I turned my spectacular silver cape flowing behind me as I left.
(end of chapter one)