It was 6:00 P.M.
Baxter was forced wear a tuxedo, he didn't like it, it was very tight on his crotch but at least he was allowed to keep his hat with the lantern. He was sitting on one of the stools in Husk's bar, playing on an old Gameboy, waiting for his date partner, according to Charlie he should've been there half an hour ago.
He was getting frustrated, but what other choice he had? His lab would be gone forever if he leaves, only by playing along Charlie's game, hopefully one time, he might convince her to give it back and then forget about all that for the rest of eternity.
As the battery of his Gameboy ran out, he put it back on his pocket and sighed, after a few minutes he was about to fall sleep on the bar along with Husk, but the cat's snoring was annoying enough to keep him awake.
He even tried to steal a bottle of booze, but the moment he got closer to the shelf walking with the tip of his feet, Husk popped up behind it and hissed at the the fish scaring him away from his precious alcohol.
"It's okay my babies, that freak ain't zipping you out". Said the cat to his precious collection of beverages as he hugged them.
As Baxter ran away he quickly stopped when he noticed Charlie standing in front of him.
"I hope you're ready, your friend is waiting on the limo out there".
"Oh, fucking finally".
Without saying anything to her, the rude fish man walked away from the hotel and stepped close to the limo in front of the entrance, the vehicle's door opened, he stepped inside and as he did he felt like time slowed down as he noticed the presence of Angel Dust, wearing a long red dress, lips painted red and his butt sitting in one of the seats.
He stopped moving his feet as if he froze in time and began to work his brain out.
What's he doing here? Is he the "Friend" Charlie hired? Is he just passing by?
The moment became even more uncomfortable as they kept looking at each other faces in total confusion, not a word, just faces.
After the limo turned on the engine and began to move, Baxter quickly took the seat in front of Angel, their staring contest wasn't over yet.
"So... Are you my customer tonight?". Angel quickly lost the contest.
"Huh... ma... cert... prob... ye-yes?". Baxter nervously replied after 3 seconds of awkward silence.
"Oh, no wonder Charlie paid me a fuck ton for this, i'm not hanging out with a nerd for cheap, let alone have sex, so, this better be quick".
This answer let Baxter a little upset, in between his thoughts he was considering maybe turning his sexual desires into a reality, but that was considering he wouldn't get anxious in the process, he was self aware of his shy behavior and wanted to have sex but he didn't expected a porn star to exclude people like him, but quickly realized that he's a dick-less individual compared with all the customers a porn star went through, more handsome and better built bodies, also, he didn't have enough money to convince him, suddenly his thoughts went back to the part where he felt bothered by being called a nerd considering he wasn't dressed as a nerd, not even with his glasses.
"Did you just called me a nerd?".
"Yeah, i've seen you around and you're boring, you never leave your room and you do science magic thing".
He went from disappointed to angry when he heard such ignorant words coming out the mouth of a slut, he wouldn't expect him to be an intellectual but didn't expected such a choice of words.
"Well, at least i don't carry HIV through the entirety of hell!".
"What the fuck is HIV?"
"A human immunodeficiency virus infection". As Baxter expected, Angel just stared at him with a face of confusion as response.
After a sigh, Baxter said in a grunting tune: "Well, to put it in a language a neanderthal like you could understand, is a sickness that burns your dick off and it dies!".
"Oh... i don't think i have it, my dick is fine last time i checked, wait, what's a 'neanderthal? Are you insulting me?".
Veins began to grow on Baxter's neck "Well... A neanderthal it's a fucking ape... or in this case a fucking spider that has shit for gray matter!".
"Oh, i get it now..."
After a few seconds of silence.
"Wait, what's gray matter?"
Baxter's hands closed into a fist "Well, gray matter... I meant, shit matter, because that's what's in your fucking brain!". Then he got himself in all fours and jumped at Angel like an hungry wolf.
Meanwhile, the limo driver, a hawk depressed sinner got a phone call, he immediately put on his earbuds and touched the screen to pick up the call.
"Hello, bit- i mean, honey." A muffled sound of broken glass, screams of pain, some horse noises (?) and some gunshots couldn't be heard by the driver.
"Yeah, i'll be there tomorrow... Yeah, i know it's our fucking anniversary, you don't have to repeat that.". Angry noises could be heard coming out of the phone "Yeah, sorry i'll be late, i have to get these two dumb-asses to a fucking date at a restaurant".
The mess on the back kept happening, this time, a sound of punching could be heard more prominently.
"Ye- What?". The moment the driver took off his earbuds the noises on the back ceased to sound "Nah, it was nothing, talk to ya later".
The sound of the phone ending the call could be heard by Baxter despite yelling in pain due to his underwear stuck to the limo's ceiling glass while hanging his body from the crotch, he was swinging from one side to the other, he felt pain in his testicles increase to the point of forcing him to push the buttons near the glass and release himself at the price of having his face smacked against the limo's floor.
Angel, despite having a bruise in his eye, he was the most relaxed guy in the room, he was texting in his phone like nothing happened.
With some bruises, eyes looking in all directions and some pentagrams flying around his head, Baxter raised his head and exclaimed the most logical thing he could've said in that situation.
"Are we there yet, mom?".
Angel did nothing but laugh at Baxter's pain, it was specially funny for him given how pretentious was the fish nerd trying to beat up a tough gangster like him.
15 minutes later, the limo arrived in front of a restaurant, with a name so generic i would fall asleep if i wrote it right now, but it was an Italian restaurant that also sold cakes and biscuits for some reason, that i can wrote about.
Angel opened the door and walked out the limo with a slow but seductive pace extending his legs as much as possible to show off the beauty of his body, then, Baxter crawled his way out while still feeling the pain in the groin due to that wedgie still burning out his balls.
They went to one of the tables inside and took their seats, Angel was not as annoyed as he expected, apparently he was planning on something worse judging by his smile.
"You're not gonna torture me, right?" Asked Baxter all nervous.
Instead of saying anything, Angel tilted his head and showed up his fangs on his happy face.
Baxter just met a bully he will have to deal with now, if only he could find a way to convince him to... Not bullying him anymore.
Baxter was no barter master, but he knew some other skills that would help him out.
"How about... Well, i can't give you money but i can... make something for you".
"Like... what?"
"Well, i can make... some gun components, if guns are your thing..."
"Hmm... No, i prefer my guns working as they intended to". He quickly summoned a Tommy gun from the 40's, it appeared in his hand like magic and as quickly as it appeared it quickly vanished "Besides, these ones can't modified".
Baxter was thinking of other options, any chemical object he could make or learn to make could be his way out, as well as a chance to have a potential customer.
"Hmm... Are acids your thing? You know, to burn some asshole's face".
"Interesting, but still not enough, like i said, i prefer MY weapons as they are".
Baxter hit his head in anxiety, he really wanted to find a solution, what material would want a porn star? what could help a wild person to commit the desire of intercourse in any shape or form? What would motivate a brainless guy covered in cocks 24/7 to get profit... of course, he had an idea, he stopped his hand from punching himself.
"Do you want... Some... drugs?"
Angel raised both of his eyebrows.
"Mm... You have?"
"Even better, i can make them, well, i have to check my inventory to see what i can make right now but if you can provide me with the raw materials i'll make them just for you!".
"Hmm... the raw material?"
"Yeah, if you get me the plants... i'll give you the list to make ANY drug you want, which should be cheaper than the drugs themselves and then i can make whatever you want".
After some deep thoughts... Well, actually, 5 seconds of "Hmm...". Angel said: "Okay... but... what do you want? Aside from not being my favorite punching bag?"
His eyes focused on the porn star's chest, in that instant he got an answer, it wasn't his brain but rather his dick that thought about it.
"Well, we could fix our relationship by making this date more... Satisfying".
Angel's eyes quickly turned into bedroom eyes as he put on his devilish grin.
"Oh... Do you mean...?".
"Yeah, sex, that...".
"Nice, guess i should make peace more often than war".
"Yeah... wait... shouldn't the waiter be here already?"
Angel got up from the chair and grabbed Baxter by the arm.
"Yeah, that's weird but who cares, lets have some fun in the bathroom".
"Wait, what, right now? Why not on the hotel?!"
He didn't answered and simply dragged the fish boy and walked towards the closest bathroom, which Angel couldn't open.
"Really? Do we have to ask them to use their goddamn bathroom?"
When they walked at the counter, they noticed not even a single member of the staff was there.
"Uh... I think...". Before the fish guy could even protest, the spider dragged him again and took him through the "Authorized personnel only" door and find themselves in the kitchen. A table with ingredients all over it, a closed frozen room, a very retro style jukebox, a fryer and a small table with wheels and a tray on top of it but still no life signals, it was getting suspicious that only customers where there, it's almost as if all the employees went back home earlier but didn't bother to close the establishment.
But Angel did not care.
"Fuck it! This is where we fuck, twerp!".
"Uh... I'm having second thoughts...". he now realized of his mistake, the spider had the prize in his hands "Could we...".
Angel's third pair of arms came out to help the other arms to take off Angel's tuxedo at such a speed that he was shirtless in the blink of an eye, at least he kept the hat.
His thin body with a small portion of fat was witnessed by Angel.
"Ow, you need some diet, twerp, well just a little, anyways" Angel proceeded to grab the lower end of his long red dress taking it off quickly with a swing of his arm, showing of his thinner body, red panties that barely covered his groin and a full view of his chest fluff.
The spider walked towards his prey, Baxter realized exactly how tall the spider was, at his size he had the chest fluff right on his face, feeling it.
His eyes stared at nothing but fluff and darkness, his face felt the touch of his thick fur just getting rubbed on him, the pressure increased when he felt a pair of hands on the back of his head, pushing him deeper.
"Ah". Baxter couldn't resist, he simply hugged Angel with his arms, with a burning passion inside he used most of his strength to press his arms against the porn star's waist, suddenly Angel pulled the fish's head off his chest, lowered his head and started to kiss the him right in the mouth, their lips rubbed against each other, in between them, Angel's tongue went inside Baxter, the tongue was spread through the sharp teeth, his palate and last but not least, his tongue.
Baxter understood the game and decided to play along, he moved his tongue inside Angel's mouth, repeated the procedure, rub it on the tongue, then, on the teeth, then the palate, then back to the tongue and so on.
After a few minutes of tongue play, Angel took his tongue away from him but kept him close, leaving some drops of saliva fell from both mouths.
"Mm... You got some spirit in you, guess you're not as boring as i thought, now that i think about it, guess you're gonna make a great bottom tonight". The spider jumped over one of the tables, he ignored the pieces of vegetables and meat over it "That was just a warm up, here comes the real challenge".
With his lower set of arms, he removed his red panties that quickly went down the table, it was there, the big spider penis, in all of his glo- i mean, erection.
"Now, twerp, open your mouth, close your eyes and-". Interrupting himself, Angel grabbed Baxter with two of his arms and pulled him closer.
Baxter felt the dick in his face, being touched by the opened tip of it, he slowly proceeded to open his mouth and lick it.
Angel couldn't hold himself so he proceed to grab the fish by the head and pull him even closer, his dick went deeper into the fish's mouth, the prey wasn't ready but didn't complain in the least, he was lucky of his gag reflexes, his throat felt the touch of the penis rubbing against it's walls, slowly moving his head front and back in a cycle.
It was real, he knew it was real this time, from the magazine to the real deal, he wasn't dreaming, he wasn't using his imagination, his senses were in action, he was living the dream.
"Oh... Is this your first time?".
Despite having having a mouthful he tried to say "Yegh!".
"Oh, i see, well then... Get ready, things are only gonna get more intense". Angel proceeded to hump the fish's mouth as he grabbed him by the hair and moaned, Baxter's cheeks turned red, the amount of pleasure he felt was a new record, no amount of masturbation could surpass or even get on a closer level to that, it was unique, he almost forgot he was in hell, even considered if he was on heaven all along.
Angel's dick began to drop some pre-cum out of it, Baxter felt his palate and tongue getting covered in it, it was a weird feeling, having some very thick liquid in his mouth wasn't something he was used to, luckily for him, it was not a hard feeling to get used to.
The humping increased on the speed, Angel's moans became loud, despite enjoying it, Baxter decided that it was enough as he began to feel pain in his jaw.
Luckily for him, Angel took his dick away from his mouth... Just to release a big stream of semen covering his face and pushing him away like a hose from a firefighter truck, he closed his eyes on time, he was tossed against the wall with his arms opened while still receiving Angel's liquid in his face.
"Uff... That was... okay, for a starter it wasn't so bad" Angel's white stream slowly weakened, it lowered from Baxter's face to his chest, then his pants and kept dripping on the floor as it ran out.
Baxter was still attached to the wall right before falling to the floor, he got loose as the semen that kept him there tried to remain stuck to the edges of his body yet it couldn't prevent him from slamming his face in the floor again, this time it was chibi versions of Stolas, Stolas's wife and Octavia flying over his cross-eyed face, he proceeded to shake his head vanishing the cute hallucinations away and then proceeded clean his face with the side of one of his arms that wasn't covered in the white stuff, when he looked back he found a big portion of the wall "painted" in white except for a huge spot with his shape in it.
"It was... fun...". Replied Baxter while spitting some of the semen that got to his mouth.
"Oh... we're not over yet, you still have some virginity left in your butt".
"What?!". Baxter was overwhelmed "You just painted a wall with your seminal fluid, what more do you fucking want?".
"That was just one half of the trip, now here comes the other half, the overkill".
Baxter swallowed his saliva, thankfully he didn't swallowed any drop from Angel's seed in the process.
Angel proceeded to grab him by the shoulders with all six of his arms but had to stop when suddenly...
"He must be around here!" An annoyed voice could be heard, it came from the tables area, Angel and Baxter heard some screams of horror making sound, some bullets getting fired and furniture getting destroyed "That spider pussy is gonna pay for what he's done to us".
"Shit, there's some of those shark thugs looking for me". He dropped Baxter and looked around, he was looking for a way out "Help me here, nerd, we need your Einstein knowledge to get the fuck outta here... Twerp?!".
Baxter was hiding under the table with wheels, shaking in fear.
Before Angel could think of a joke to make fun of the fish, he got an idea... An awful idea.
He grabbed Baxter with both all of his 6 arms and take off his pants and underwear quicker than he took off the tuxedo, Baxter was completely naked and ready to be put on the tray over the wheel table, with his face on the front and his ass behind to Angel's reach "Now it's time to cook the fish!".
"What the fuck are you doing?". Asked the fishy boy as he noticed Angel stealing a quarter of his pants and put it in the jukebox and pushing a button.
Uptown Girl by Billy Joel was playing.
"Listen we're having sex now... One way or another...". Said the spider boy as he took speed to push the table towards the door.
The door opened violently.
"What the hell?!". The shark gangster couldn't be anymore shocked to see a spider with a revolver, 2 machine guns and a shotgun in 4 of his six hands shooting at everything in sight while grabbing the buttocks of some fish guy with his other 2 arms so he can keep shoving his dick inside of him while in the top of a moving table, an unique sight to witness before getting a bullet in his forehead "Ugh!".
5 machine gun bullets hit another mafioso in the chest, 2 revolver bullets opened holes in a gangster's face, other 2 revolver bullets landed on another shark's head, other 6 machine gun bullets opened holes on another thug in the chest while pieces of a shotgun shell landed on a shark's pair of balls and one of the customers was so lucky to dodge a machine gun bullet that destroyed the birthday cake in front of him leaving some cream stains on his face and Baxter's back scales as they passed by. Angel took plenty of joy, blood and semen from the events as he a gave a loud laugh.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I never... Ah!... thought i would...AAH!... Loose my... AAH! VIRGINITY...AAH! LIKE THIS!". Baxter was feeling a clusterfuck of emotions including but not limited to pain, pleasure, horror, ecstasy and panic as Angel's sex kept on rubbing the walls inside of him while having his ears blasted in pain by the sound of fire, he closed his eyes while grabbing to the edge of the moving table.
The music along with screams and bullets was all he could hear as the table kept moving and he sure was feeling as Angel increased the speed of his thrust.
After passing through the hall, Baxter quickly found himself about to fall down the restaurant's stairs, all he could do was scream in the least manly voice he was capable of.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!".
The table bounced with each step down the stairs, this helped Angel to thrust harder and faster in the process while holding to Baxter's backside, his smile couldn't vanish in the least.
Baxter's face turned tomato red as his ass had to handle more that he could expect, there was pain but the level of satisfaction prevailed, his brain was no longer on earth, he could feel that he was somewhere else, a better place, a place of happy sex.
They finally reached the floor and the bouncing stopped, yet, Angel kept on thrusting.
"Aaaagh". Baxter began to move his backside, trying to increase the pleasure by pushing it back and fort at Angel's rhythm, it was less painful now without the stairs, it all ended in a wet, beautiful climax "AAAAAHH!".
Angel fell tired on Baxter's back, as the spider squirmed on the fish's scales he moved to his ear to whisper "Told you... We were having sex... Is what you wanted... I delivered... Now get up".
Baxter was shocked that his hat was still in his head despite that crazy mess. He had a struggle crawling with Angel on top of him, when his legs hit the floor he realized he was on the lower area of the restaurant, the entrance was in front of him and there were no people around.
"Shit, we need our clothes!" The fish exclaimed.
They walked up the stairs then proceeded to the counter, the few customers in the top area where still in shock with their jaws open, some too scared even, they simply stared at the naked couple of a fish and a spider that made the mess from a minute ago just walking by, Baxter was shy, the least he could do at the moment was to cover both his face and crotch with his hands, even though nobody had their phones out, until a fox sinner woman among them put the hand in her pocket to bring her hellphone up, but before she could fire Angel drew first, his bullet hit the device right in the middle, fortunately for the girl, the bullet was absorbed by the circuits and she was just hit on the face by the screen which knocked her down.
After a few minutes they went back to the limo, they had their formal clothes back, Baxter's pants had the semen cleaned up.
Vaggie and Charlie were there.
"Wow". Angel managed to summon 2 sawed double barreled shotguns from two of his hands, he aimed at both girls "You have plenty of guts to come back here".
"Wait, we didn't planned that!". Charlie yelled.
"Stop!". Vaggie yelled as she pulled her spear at Angel.
"Listen, i didn't know it was a trap by the sharks, i wanted the best things for you guys, i would never do something like that and you know it, Angel!.
Angel wasn't pleased with that answer "Yeah, what a funny coincidence, was this Vaggie's idea, right?".
"WHAT?! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT!"
"BULLSHIT! YOU HATE MEN, YOU HATE ME AND YOU DON'T GIVE 2 SHITS ABOUT BAXTER BECAUSE HE'S A MEN!"
"I'M NOT LIKE THAT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
"YES, I KNOW YOU WELL, FUCKING WHORE!"
"Then i assume you know me as well". Charlie interrupted as she stepped forward.
"ONE MORE STEP AND I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT!". Angel put the shotgun's cannon on Charie's forehead as she got closer.
"I didn't wanted this to happen, i should've known, if only i were more careful". Charlie grabbed the end of the shotgun and put it in her mouth.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?". Vaggie was very concerned as she stared at her girlfriend kneeling down.
Angel was tense, drops of sweat fell down his furry forehead, his trigger fingers were shaking.
Baxter was waiting outside, waiting for the outcome behind a wooden bench, hugging his legs, dropping into tears, he was scared, the situation just turned out even more stressful for him, he could've loose his lab forever if Angel pulls the trigger, who knows what the king of hell would do when he finds out about the dead of his daughter, how would he react? Would he look for him as well as Angel?
The seconds turned into hours, he kept waiting, his heartbeat increased, despite being young he feared he might get a heart attack soon. The track of time was lost, his shaking of fear increased, the cold of the night surrounded him?
"Hey nerd, get the hell up!". Angel was in front of the bench, he had no blood or guns on him "It's time to go home".
They went back at the limo, it turned on then ran away from the restaurant.
The 2 guys and the 2 girls were there.
"So, the owner was a shark too? No wonder there was nobody there" Said the porn star to the princess of hell.
"Yeah, just to make sure we never get another encounter like that well make a list of all the gangs who want to kill you".
"Mmm... That wouldn't be fun..." Angel felt a push in the arm, it was Baxter begging him "Ugh, all right".
"Well, as for you, Baxter, to compensate for the unexpected results, i declare that, you shall be given your lab back".
The fish quickly ran to the princess to kiss her shoes "Thank you your majesty... Thank you!".
After an awkward moment, the limo arrived in front of the hotel, they left the vehicle and proceeded to the main door, but before they reached the entrance, the princess had a very important question to ask.
"Um... Baxter...". Her nose made sniffing noises " Did you took a shower this morning? I think you smell like-"