DISCLAIMER: This fanfiction is NOT meant to be racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or derogatory in any way, nor is it meant to generalize all leftists as SJWs. I am well aware that there are sane left-wing activists who are truly fighting for equal rights for minority groups (i.e. people of color, LGBTQ+, trangenders, non-binary people, disabled, etc.) unlike those SJWs; there are also some individuals in minority groups that despise SJWs. This story is meant to mock SJWs who are spreading hate against majority groups (i.e. whites, heterosexuals, cisgenders, non-disabled, etc.), making up BS genders and sexualities on Tumblr (such as autigender, planetsexual, clovergender, etc.), harassing those who disagree with them, and making sane minority individuals, equal rights activists, liberals, and other leftists look bad. With this disclaimer in mind, I hope you enjoy this story.

"Oh Jackie!" Lola exclaims as she chats with the young commercial star and model via video chat on her bed in her and her twin sister Lana's bedroom during bedtime. The screen of Lola's phone is displaying a video of Jackie chuckling as Lola herself chuckles with her.

"My gosh, that was funny," Jackie said as she calmed herself down. "But in all seriousness, check out the newest edition of the Little Covergirls Magazine."

The African-American pageant star holds up her magazine on camera so Lola can see. The magazine shows its title on the top along with a picture of Jackie posing for the camera on the front page. Next to the picture of Jackie are subtexts describing the recent fashion trends.

"Wow! You've made it on the front page! You go girl!" Lola congratulated her.

"Thank you, girlfriend. Now if you excuse me, I gotta do a late-night photoshoot before going to bed. Later, girl!" Jackie then ends the video chat.

"Ugh. Finally!" Lana exclaims as she turns to face the other side of her bed to face her girly twin sister. "Now I can sleep without your annoying voices not letting me."

"Then go to sleep! Why bother telling me when you could've gone straight to sleep instead!" Lola retorted.

"Whatever." Lana then turns to face the other way and goes to sleep.

Lola rolled her eyes at her tomboyish twin's behavior. She then scrolls through many posts on her social media webpage. After scrolling through many uninteresting posts, she comes across a post containing a link. She stops scrolling and takes her time to read the post:

"Hey, Lola! Check out this website I found!"

Below the comment is the link to the website the poster was talking about.

"A new website, you say? Okay."

The pageant princess clicks on the link with her finger. Then, a loading page appears on screen. After a few seconds of loading, the display of the website makes its appearance on screen. The website consists of an orange background with posts containing big bold letters along with smaller text on the bottom of said letters. The big bold letters stated some… bold statements about certain groups of people while others stating something about a certain group having "privileges" and how said groups should "check their privilege." The top left corner of the webpage stated the name of the website: Lumblr.

"Huh. Lumblr. That's a weird name," Lola told herself.

She began scrolling down the webpage to see more posts appear. These posts are just like the posts on the top of the webpage: stating interesting "facts" about a certain group and explaining the "privileges" of a specific group; however, a few posts discussed a certain "gender" or "sexuality" Lumblr users made up. There were even a few artworks here and there. Some of them well-drawn; others terribly-drawn.

Lola kept scrolling down, seeing more posts of rants, discussions, and artworks.

"What is all this stuff? What's with the hateful rants and discussions about privilege?"

As the princess kept scrolling, one post caught her attention. She stops scrolling and takes a good look at the post. Its big bold letters stated: "Why White Cishet Male Privilege Needs to Die."

"White cishet male privilege? What the heck is that? And what the heck is a 'cishet'?" Lola asked herself, clearly confused.

She clicks on the post and it brings her to a full view of the post detailing why "White Cishet Male Privilege Needs to Die." She then goes on to read the post.

The next morning, Lana slowly rises from her bed and yawns while stretching her arms. She then turns to her pet frog Hops who is inside the aquatic tank.

"Mornin', Hops."

"Ribbit!" said Hops.

Lana then faces her twin sister as she slowly rises from her bed and stretches.

"Mornin', Lols."

"Good morning, my dearest and most special trans brother."

Lana stared at her sister, bewildered by what she just called her. "Trans brother?"

"Yeah," confirmed Lola. "Y'know? Because you're my transgender brother?"

"What?" Lana almost giggled.

"Your my transgender brother," Lola repeated, "trans brother for short."

All of a sudden, Lana burst out laughing, much to Lola's confusion.

"I'm not your transgender brother. I'm your cisgender sister," Lana told her.

"But I thought you were actually transgender," said Lola. "I mean, you dress like a boy and act like a boy, so I figured you were trans."

Lana stopped laughing and gave Lola an unsatisfied look. "Lola, just because I act like a boy and dress like a boy doesn't mean I am a boy. No matter how 'boy' I act, I'm still a girl. Plus, I thought you had to have some sort of dysphoria-I forgot what it was called-in order to be trans like what Lisa said. I don't have dysphoria, so I'm not trans."

"Well, from what I heard, that's actually a lie," Lola told Lana.

"A lie?"

"Yeah! A lie! That's what this Lumblr post said!" Lola shows Lana the post discussing "how you don't have to have dysphoria to be trans" on her phone.

"Ugh. Lumblr?" Lana reacted with disgust. "Get that website out of my face." She shoves Lola's arm away.

"What? What's wrong?" asked Lola.

"What's wrong? Lumblr's wrong! That's what! I've heard from Lucas that that website is full of toxic people who say hateful stuff about whites or straights or cis or whatever."

"That's not true! These people were speaking facts!"

"Please, Lola. I don't want to argue about that 'website.' And that's strange since we usually argue over everything. Now come on! Let's get breakfast."

Lana then leaves the room, leaving Lola behind.

"Hmph! Lumblr full of toxic people. Is she transphobic or something?!" Lola suddenly realizes something. "Or maybe Lana's suffering from internalized transphobia! That's why she denied that she is trans!"

Realizing that Lana left her, Lola runs out of the bedroom.