The twins arrive at the dining room where the Loud family had already begun eating their breakfast cooked by the only male sibling in the family.
"Mornin', Linc!" Lana greeted her older brother.
"Moring, Lana. Would you like some of my homemade pancakes?"
"Don't mind if I do." Lana grabs a plate and walks over to Lincoln who carries a stack of three pancakes with his spatula and places it on the tomboy's plate.
"Thanks." Lana walks over to the table where the family are eating their pancakes and sits at an empty table.
Lincoln takes notice of Lola and asks, "Yo, Lols. Want some of my pancakes?"
"SCREW OFF!" Lola suddenly snapped. "I don't want to eat anything made by a straight cis white male!"
The entire family froze in terror and gasped at what Lola just said. Leni even managed to accidentally drop her plate, shattering into many pieces as it impacts the floor.
"W-w-what was that all about?" Lincoln spoke after he was at a loss of words.
"You know what I'm talking about, you privileged cishet!"
"Privileged cishet?! Where did that come from?!"
"I don't have to tell you anything! Now move! I don't want you to start shoving your patriarchy onto my face!"
Lola stomps into the kitchen to search for something to eat as the Louds watch her in utter shock.
"I'm… speechless…" Lincoln uttered in defeat.
"Lana, what is up with Lola?" Lynn asked. "Why did she act all angry all of a sudden?"
Lana shrugs. "I don't know, but all I know is that she called me her 'trans brother'."
"Trans brother? You mean, she literally thought you were transgender?" Lori asked.
"Yeah. She thought I was transgender because I act like a boy and do boy stuff such as building and fixing."
"Hmmm. Seems to me that Lola thought you were transgender because you did not fit the typical female stereotype," explained Lisa, "which is strange because I thought I clearly explained to you both that you need to have gender dysphoria in order to be transgender."
"And that's what I told her," Lana resumes, "but she insisted that no one needs to have gender dysphoria in order to be trans."
"That is complete nonsense. Science has clearly proven that you can't be trans without gender dysphoria. Tell me, where did Lola get that idea from?"
"From that website titled Lumblr."
Lori suddenly spits her coffee out at the mention of the website's name. "Lumblr?! You mean, that literal website where it's filled with toxic people?!"
"Yep. That's where she got the idea from," confirmed Lana.
"Ugh. No wonder Lola reacted angrily towards Lincoln," Lori scoffed.
"Lumblr? What's Lumblr? Is that, like, a website for lumberjacks?" Leni asked.
Lori facepalms at Leni's naivety. "No, Leni. It's a website where users say hateful things about certain groups of people, especially white straight cisgender males, claiming that they're 'privileged'."
"No wonder Lols was angry at Linc. She must hate him because he's a straight white cis male or something like that!" exclaimed Luna.
"Wait. Isn't that racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic? I mean, she does hate him because of his race, sexual orientation, gender, and gender identity," mentioned Lucy.
"Now that Lucy's mentioned it, she was racist and sexist for using my race and gender as insults," said Lincoln. "I'm not sure about homophobic and transphobic, though. I mean, I'm not gay or transgender."
"Heterophobic and cisphobic are the most appropriate words," said Lisa. "Heterophobia is the irrational fear or hatred towards hetersexuals, and cisphobia is the irrational fear or hatred towards cisgendered people. While they are not as severe as homophobia and transphobia, certain humans, especially a few homosexuals and transgendered people, do exhibit negative attitudes towards heterosexuals and cisgendered people."
"That makes sense," Lincoln commented.
"And from what I heard from Lori just now, Lola and the Lumblr users are exhibiting prejudice towards Caucasians, heterosexuals, cisgendered people, and males similar to how racists, sexists, homophobic people, and transphobic people exhibit prejudice towards people of color, females, homosexuals, and transgendered people," explained Lisa. "I can only conclude that Lola was indoctrinated by the hateful posts and had now begun to believe them."
"Well, I hope Lola can get over her angry phase soon. I'm not sure if I can handle being verbally attacked because of my race, gender, sexuality, and gender identity," said Lincoln.
"We'll just have to wait and see," said Lori.
Later at school, Lola and Lana are heading towards their classroom, Mrs. Wright's second grade class. As they walked, Lana could not help but feel uncomfortable at the fact that Lola is guarding her as if she is trying to protect her from some threat. She walks around her as she glared at some students with those hateful eyes of hers, especially towards students she perceived as "straight cis white males."
Eventually, they make it to class. Both twins greet their teacher, Mrs. Wright, with a "good morning", and then Lana approaches her friends. Lola, on the other hand, follows Lana to her friend group.
Lana notices that Lola is still on her tail and groans in annoyance. "Lola, can you please leave?"
"Why sure, trans brother, but before that," Lola glares at Lana's friends, "I would like to tell your straight white cis friends about something."
"Straight white cis friends?" Gus asked.
"If any of you say anything transphobic to my trans brother, then I WILL BEAT YOU ALL TO A PULP! YOU GOT THAT, YOU PRIVILEGED PIGS?!" Lola threatened.
Lana facepalms. "For the third time, Lola, I'm not transgender!"
"Alright then," Lola pats Lana's head much to her annoyance, "take care!"
The princess then lowers herself towards the floor and disappears.
"Woah. What was that all about?" Skippy asked Lana.
"Yeah," said Lucas. "Straight cis friends? Is she serious?"
"And Marcus and I aren't even straight. We're bi," said Mike.
"She sounds like one of those SJWs I see a lot on the internet," said Marcus.
"SJWs?" Lana asked curiously.
"You don't know what a SJW is?" said Gus.
"No. That's why I asked.
"Well then," Lucas began explaining, "a SJW or social justice warrior are those people who claim to fight for equal rights, but in reality they are just crybabies who get easily offended over everything and don't care about equality, and they also hate whites, straight people, cisgenders, men, and basically anyone who is 'privileged'."
"They're like those Lumblrinas we told you about," added Gus.
"Oh," said Lana.
"They also hate bisexuals, especially the ones who are in straight relationships," added Marcus.
"And they claim to support all LGBTQ+ people," Mike said in disgust.
"Heck, they'll hate on any minority individual, or anyone for that matter, who disagree with them, calling them racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, et cetera, aka the people they sought to 'protect'."
"What a bunch of hypocrites," commented Skippy.
"Yeah," agreed Mike, "and they think we can't defend ourselves!"
"So what if some people hurl homophobic or biphobic slurs at us? We can defend ourselves by telling those people off, y'know?" said Marcus. "We don't need an SJW to 'protect' us."
"Wow. That's awful," said Lana.
"It is awful!" exclaimed Marcus. "Those SJWs make us look bad!"
Lucas then points at Lola. "And your sister there. She's acting like them."
"Now that you've mentioned it, she is acting like a SJW," said Lana.
"Let's hope things don't get any worse," Skippy hoped.
"Yeah," Lana agreed.