Later during lunch, Lola is seen guarding Isabelle with her arms up, glaring at students with her deathly eyes and creeping them out while Isabelle and the rest of the pageant gang watch in confusion.
"Uh, what is my princess doing?" Winston asked Isabelle.
"I have no idea," replied the wheelchair-bound girl.
"LISTEN UP, YOU PRIVILEGED BIGOTS!" Lola suddenly roared. "IF YOU DARE HURT THIS POOR DISABLED GIRL, YOU ARE AN ABLEIST SCUM! I AM ESPECIALLY TALKING TO THOSE WHO CAN MOVE THEIR LEGS WHO MIGHT SHOVE THEIR ABLED PRIVILEGE DOWN THIS DISABLED GIRL'S THROAT, WHICH IS BASICALLY EVERYONE!"
"Uhh… Lola?" Isabelle spoke.
"Yes, my dear special-needs friend?"
"Thanks for wanting to defend me, but I can defend myself, remember?"
Lola then pats the top of Isabelle's head. "Oh, Isabelle. You're so delusional." She then stops. "How can you possibly defend yourself? I mean, look at yourself! You're in a wheelchair! You can't move your legs! How can you possibly fight back? You're helpless if you don't have me defending you!"
"Y'know, assuming that I can't defend myself because I'm disabled is able-"
"Ah! Tup tup tup tup! I'm not finished," Lola interrupts Isabelle. "Especially when people call you stupid, crazy, psycho, retard, idiot, lame, dumb, or any other ableist slur."
"Wait. WHAT?!" Isabelle suddenly grew shocked.
"You heard me!"
"How are those words ableist?" Jackie asked.
"Yeah," Chinah agreed. "I mean, the r-word I understand, but crazy? Stupid? Idiot? Dumb? Lame? How are those words offensive to disabled people?"
"Yeah. Especially since I use some of those words myself," Isabelle noted.
"You guys don't know?! Well, from a Lumblr post I read, stupid, crazy, lame, dumb, and other ableist slurs used to be medical terms to describe those who were mentally challenged," Lola explained. "They're now considered offensive."
"Well, two things: one, I am not mentally challenged. I am physically handicapped. And two, the keyword is USED to. They are no longer used as medical terms. They are now used as everyday speech to describe anything that's good or bad, such as describing a movie as lame," Isabelle explained.
"But that's why using those words is offensive!" Lola retorted. "You're comparing disabled people to things that are bad, such as comparing lame people like yourself to a bad movie!"
Isabelle is now really confused. "How is calling a movie lame comparable to me?"
"Oh you won't understand. You're disabled!"
"Okay. Now that's ableist."
"I can assure you I'm not." Lola then resumes guarding Isabelle.
"Is it just me, or does Lola sound like an SJW?" Chinah asked her friends.
"Now that you've mentioned it, she does," said Jackie.
"She did mention something about 'abled privilege' and explained how stupid, dumb, and lame are ableist slur which, FYI, they are not unless used in an ableist context," Claudette elaborated.
"Wait. You mean those SJWs on Lumblr? Ugh! I can't stand them! They're the reason why the body positivity movement is filled with lying, toxic, delusional people these days!" Jane complained. "They clearly do not understand what body positivity truly is!"
"They're also the reason why people on the internet don't take ableism seriously anymore!" Isabelle added.
Winston could not help but stare at the girls in confusion as he did not know what they were talking about. "SJW? What's an SJW?"
The girls abruptly stopped talking and looked at Winston.
"You don't know what an SJW is?" Chinah asked.
"Boy, what rock are you living under?" Jane said casually.
"An SJW," Rhonda explains, "short for social justice warriors, are 'activists' who claim they 'fight' for equal rights, but in reality they are just special snowflakes who just act entitled just to gain attention."
"They're basically fakes who don't care about equal rights or minority issues at all," added Helen.
"And they're hypocrites!" exclaimed Patty. "They claim to be against racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, et cetera, but they are racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, et cetera themselves! Especially against whites, men, straight people, cisgenders, non-disabled people, and other 'privileged' people."
"They're not that different from the people they so claim to be against," Alfred concluded.
"Oh my gosh," Winston is a bit shocked. "That's terrible. Do you all really think my princess is one of those people?"
"Well, from the looks of it… yeah," said Chinah.
Just then, there was a voice:
"Hey, Isabelle!"
The paraplegic girl turns her wheelchair around to see her boyfriend Beau Yates approaching her and waving at her.
"Beau!" Isabelle rolled towards her able-bodied boyfriend and hugged him. After the hug, they gave each other a small kiss on the lips.
Little did they know that someone watched them kiss and grew wide-eyed. That person is Lola. She stared at Isabelle and Beau in utter shock. She could not believe that the person she was willing to protect kissed a boy. She watched a straight couple kiss in front of her face.
"Isabelle, did you just kiss a boy?!"
Isabelle and Beau both look at Lola with confusion in their eyes.
"Uh, yeah? He's my boyfriend, remember?" Isabelle told her.
"But I thought you were bisexual!" exclaimed the pageant queen. "You said so yourself!"
"But I am bisexual. Me having a boyfriend doesn't change that fact. I am still attracted to both boys and girls; in other words, I am still bisexual."
"Ohhhh… so you're one of those fake bisexuals!" Lola suddenly grew angry.
"Fake bisexual?! How am I fake?!" Isabelle became offended.
"How?! You're dating a boy! You can't be bisexual and date someone of the opposite sex! The LGBTQ+ community is all about dating someone of the same sex!"
"First off, the LGBTQ+ community isn't all about dating the same sex! It's all about loving whoever you want and embracing your sexual and gender identity! Second, me dating a boy doesn't make me less bisexual! Same can be said for me dating a girl! I am still bisexual nonetheless!"
Shut your mouth, you BIHET!"
The pageant gang and Beau all gasped in utter horror after hearing that word, but nobody is more horrified than Isabelle herself.
"You did not just call me that!" she exclaimed in anger.
"I did! Why?! Because you are!" retorted Lola. "You're just a straight girl who's pretending to be bi just for attention! You have NO place in the LGBTQ+ community! I can't believe I was willing to defend you! Now, you've lost your bodyguard!"
"Good! I don't need a bodyguard anyway!"
"Fine! I'll just protect another helpless minority!" Lola then stomps away.
"Yep. She's definitely an SJW," said Chinah, having witnessed the argument between Lola and Isabelle along with the rest of the gang.
Meanwhile, Lana and her friends are at the other side of the cafeteria cracking jokes and laughing at them. As they laughed, Lucas notices the social justice princess coming their way.
"Uh oh. Look who's coming," Lucas told his friends, looking unimpressed.
Soon, the rest of the dirty cool kids turn around to see Lola approaching them. They all look as unimpressed as Lucas.
"Hey, dear sister!" Lola greeted her tomboyish twin.
"Lola, could you leave us alone? We're trying to have fun," Lana told her, annoyed.
"Wait! First, let me tell you something!"
Lana rolled her eyes. "What is it?"
"During recess, I was thinking whether you were actually transgender or not, and I came to the conclusion that you're not actually trans."
Excitement levels rose as Lana heard that. Could Lola be finally coming to her senses?
"Yes!" the tomboy cheered. "About time common sense has been knocked back into you!"
"Turns out, you're actually a lesbian!" Lola exclaimed in excitement.
Skippy suddenly spit out his milk after hearing that from Lola.
"WHAT?!" Lana became utterly shocked.
"You heard me! You're a closeted lesbian!" Lola repeated.
"What makes you think I'm a lesbian?!"
"Well, you do act like a boy even though you're a girl, and lesbians are usually tomboys, so you must be lesbian!" claimed the pageant princess.
"Just because I act like a boy doesn't mean I like girls!" argued Lana. She then leans toward Lola's ear. "Did you forget that I have a boyfriend?" Lana whispered, pointing at Skippy.
"Oh. Well then, you must be dating him just to look straight! You want people to think you're straight, but you're actually not!"
"No! That's not it at all! Ugh. Just get out of here!"
"Fine!" Lola then walks away.
Lana sits back down and places her head on the table while sighing.
"You? A lesbian?" asked Lucas.
"No. I'm not lesbian," said Lana.
"I know that. It's just that the reason why she assumed you were lesbian was stupid."
"Tell me about it."
"There there, Lana. I'm sure your sister will come to her senses. You just need to give her time," reassured Skippy.
"I hope so," uttered Lana.
"Plus, how can anything get any worse?"