At Royal Woods Elementary, Mrs. Wright is teaching the class how to add two-digit numbers together while almost all of her students watch in boredom. Greg even managed to fall asleep during the boring lecture as he already knows how to do addition due to his intellect. The only pupil that is not bored is Lola the social justice princess. She shook on her chair with an elated smile on her face; however, she isn't excited about the lecture; instead, she is excited about something else.
"Ugh. This math lecture is so boring," Lucas told his friends as he watched Mrs. Wright with a bored expression on his face.
"And confusing," added Marcus.
"Tell me about it," agreed Lana.
"Yo, Lans," Skippy called.
"Hm?"
"Why is your sister shaking on her chair with that creepy smile on her face?"
Lana turns around to see her twin sister excitedly shaking on her chair. She grew wide-eyed as she saw this. She saw this multiple times throughout the first week when Lola first discovered Lumblr and was greatly influenced by the SJWs there. She knew what was gonna happen next when Lola shook on her chair.
"Oh no," the tomboy uttered to herself.
Suddenly, Lola jumps from her chair and raises her hand, shouting, "Mrs. Wright!"
"Yes, Lola?" asked Mrs. Wright, having heard the social justice princess.
"Can I tell the class something?"
"Sure."
The class groaned in annoyance, not wanting to hear another SJW speech from Lola. Lana's fear has come to fruition.
Lola walks toward the front of the classroom and faces her classmates as Mrs. Wright steps aside. After taking a deep breath, Lola begins her speech:
"Remember the oppression people of color, gays and lesbians, transgenders, females went through throughout history? Well, you can blame white straight cis males for that! Those scummy monsters!"
"Here we go again," Lana said sarcastically.
Lola resumes, "White people invented slavery and used it to oppress the rights of African Americans! Straight people made homosexuality illegal, and any gay couple found on the streets were arrested on the spot and taken to prison or even killed! Same can be said with cisgenders oppressing transgenders! Men suppressed women's suffrage, so for a really long time women could not vote!"
"She's acting as if ALL whites, straights, cisgenders, and males hated minorities," said Jackie.
"While it is true that the rights of people of color, homosexuals, transgenders, and females were suppressed throughout history, there were a few whites, heterosexuals, cisgenders, and males who supported the rights of minorities," explained Greg. "For example, there were whites who supported abolitionism which is a movement to abolish slavery, there were heterosexuals and cisgenders who supported the rights for homosexuals and transgenders, and there were a few men who supported women's rights. Also, whites did not invent slavery. It was the Mesopotamians from the Middle East."
Lola proceeds, "Hell, racism, sexism, homophobia, and transphobia still exist because of those privileged monsters! If we had found a way to get rid of them, then racism, sexism, homophobia, and transphobia would no longer exist!"
"Yeah, because all white people are racist, all straight people are homophobic, all men are sexist, and all cisgender people are transphobic," Gus said in sarcasm.
"As if those statements aren't racist, heterophobic, sexist, and cisphobic themselves," Mike added to the sarcasm.
Lola continues, "But before I end my speech, I would like to tell you something about my sister Lana."
"Huh?" Lana suddenly became confused.
"My sister Lana is actually lesbian."
The students all gasped in shock after hearing that.
"HUH?!" the tomboy became shocked as well.
"Yes you heard right," Lola told the class. My sister Lana is a lesbian. How do I know? Well, she's a tomboy, and tomboys are lesbians!"
As Lola rambled on how Lana is a lesbian, anger builds up inside the tomboy. As Lola told more false statements about Lana, her anger continued rising. Eventually, she could not take it anymore.
"ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!"
Lana's sudden scream caught the attention of the entire class. The pupils all stared at Lana with shocked expressions, not expecting her to suddenly get angry in that manner.
"Um, Lana?" Lola asked.
"QUIET!" Lana shouted. "How many times do I have to tell you?! I'm NOT LESBIAN! AND NEITHER AM I TRANS! I AM A STRAIGHT, CISGENDER GIRL! AND HOW DO I KNOW?! I AM DATING SKIPPY! AKA A BOY!"
Lana immediately covers her mouth after realizing what she said.
"Uh oh," Skippy uttered with a worried expression on his face along with Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus.
"That can't be good," said Lucas.
"Wait, Lana is dating Skippy?" asked Jackie.
"Lana, I thought you hated dating," said Adelaide.
"Forget that! I thought you hated cute things, and dating is considered cute!" Carl exclaimed.
"I bet Skippy and Lana look cute together!" Rhonda said while making smoothing noises.
"That is, like, so cute," said Lindsey.
"I mean Skippy and Lana do share some similarities."
"They must be cute together!"
"That's sooooo cute!"
"That's so adorable!"
"Sweet!"
As the class kept commenting on Lana's relationship with Skippy, Lana could not help but feel embarrassed. The reason why Lana kept her relationship with Skippy a secret is because people would view them as a cute couple, and Lana hated being called cute. But now the secret is out, and the students, except her friends and Lola, are calling her cute, just as Lana feared. Eventually, the embarrassment was too much to handle. Tears formed in Lana's eyes, and she ran out of the classroom crying. Lola watched her sister leave the classroom with a disheartened look on her face.
"Lana, wait!"
Lola ran after her. She follows her towards the girls bathroom where Lana crawls into one of the stalls and cries. As Lola opens the stall, Lana glares at her with her angry eyes, tears following down her cheeks.
"What do you want?!"
"Lana, look! I'm sorry! I didn't mean for your secret to be out! I was just trying to help!"
"Help?" Lana gets off the toilet and slowly approaches Lola. "Help?! HELP?! DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK TELLING THE WHOLE CLASS LIES ABOUT ME WAS HELPING ME?!"
"But aren't you lesbian?"
"NO! I AM STRAIGHT! AND NEITHER AM I TRANS! I AM CIS! I AM A STRAIGHT CIS GIRL! Just because I act less of a girl doesn't mean I'm trans and don't like boys! Heck, I am dating a boy! And his name is Skippy! And you already know that! You knew about that for a year now! And you still think I'm lesbian just because some stupid website full of SJWs told you so?!"
"But Lumblr did say-"
"I don't care what that website says! That website is toxic! And it's contagious because you became one of the people on that stupid site! It's thanks to that website that you're no longer Lola! You're a completely different person! You're a SJW!"
Lana then should-checks Lola before walking towards the exit.
"Lana, wait! I am still Lola! I'm still here! I'm still your sister!"
Lana then pauses. Without looking at her, she tells her, "In that case, I don't want a sister that is a SJW."
With that, Lana leaves the bathroom. Lola watches her sister leave with a look of utter heartbreak and guilt.
"What have I done?" she asked herself as tears dripped from her eyes.