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HELLS WITCH

Ragnok, King of the Goblins, was sitting in his office grinning from ear to ear. He had just received a very promising letter, from a snowy white owl which should have been sent years ago. It was finally happening he thought. Although seeing how the letter in his hand only mentioned one heiress and not two seeing as he himself had seen both of them that day 6 years entering his bank, he was a little worried, but in the end, it didn't matter. If the other heiress didn't show up, he would mention something and that would be that.

"BLOODFANG!" He roared. "Get in here, we have business to discuss."

Bloodfang was the account manager for this particular set of vaults, and when not one but two new vaults opened, well he was very busy that year. He was a little upset to say the least when no one came to claim said vaults. But now, now it looked like all that hard work had finally paid off.

"My King," he said with a bow. "How might I be of service?"

"You are to prepare an inheritance test for a client, but I want to prepare two of them just in case the other girl shows up, NOW!" Ragnok told him.

"At once sir" Bloodfang knew it was going to be a long day, or night depending on when they came.

HELLS WITCH

11:00 pm August 6th, 1996

Helena couldn't believe it, she had been saved by a vampire. Not only did he save her he's taking her to Gringotts for an inheritance test of all things. Why?

"Excuse me, but I didn't catch your name. What is it?"

Alucard looks at Helena and just smiles.

"My dear Witch Girl, you may call me Alucard. As for the other question on your mind, we are going to Gringotts to prove a theory of mine. Have you even gotten your blood tested?"

"I never thought-"

Bzzt bzzt

(FF7 Victory Fanfare)

Bzzt bzzt

(FF7 Victory Fanfare)

"Hold on to that thought Witch Girl, I have to take this. Yello, Alucard speaking."

"ALUCARD, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?" Integra all but yelled at him.

"Taking the scenic route, why? Miss me already" He Replied.

"It's been almost 48 hours since your mission, and I still haven't gotten your report on what happened, so ill repeat myself, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?"

"Currently?" he asked sarcastically.

"Yes, currently."

"Walking into a bank that doesn't have a good signal when it comes to phones and other electronic devices," he stated bluntly.

"Now you list-."

"Hello, hmm must have lost signal," Alucard said as he burst into laughter. "So, Witch Girl how about that test?"

As they entered Gringotts all the goblins stopped what they were doing and looked at Alucard and Helena. Just as Helena was about to ask a question, a goblin came up to them and told them to follow him to the inheritance chamber. They were about 20 feet from the chamber when another goblin came into view. Their escort then hands them off to the other goblin.

"The No Life King and his companion sir."

"Thank you Snarlfang. Please my Lord if you would please follow me into the chamber so we can begin. My name is Bloodfang, and I am to understand Ms. Potter is here for an inheritance test?"

"She is." replied Alucard

"Very well. Ms. Potter if you would please take this dagger and draw some blood from your hand and place it on this piece of parchment and we will have your results momentarily."

Helena did just that and it didn't take long for word to start appearing on the parchment.

GRINGOTTS INHERITANCE TEST

FULL NAME: HELENA ROSE POTTER
BIRTHDATE: JULY 31ST, 1980
FATHER: JAMES CHARLUS POTTER
MOTHER: LILIAN MARIE POTTER nee EVANS (adopted)
GODFATHERS: SIRIUS ORION BLACK and SEVERUS TOBIAS SNAPE
GODMOTHERS: ALICE SERENA LONGBOTTOM and FRANKLIN JONES LONGBOTTOM
PATERNAL GRANDFATHER: CHARLUS FLEAMONT POTTER
PATERNAL GRANDMOTHER: DOREA VIOLET POTTER nee BLACK
MATERNAL GRANDFATHER: VLAD TEPES III (Currently Going by Alucard)
MATERNAL GRANDMOTHER CURRENTLY UNKNOWN

As Helena was reading through the Inheritance test, she noticed that some of her magic was being blocked, namely a magical inheritance she was supposed to go through on her birthday. She couldn't believe the fact that the man that saved her was her grandfather or that she had a piece of Voldemort's soul in her head, which the goblins quickly removed as well as unblocked her inheritance. The goblins explained that since the block on her inheritance was removed, the next time she fell asleep would be when It activated. But the biggest shock of her life was when she was reading her test results and she came across one the names of her cousins. She knew this person, and she couldn't wait to tell them. It would be a lot sooner than she thought though.

HELLS WITCH

12:10 am August 7th, 1996

Standing outside Gringotts there was a witch who had recently gone through a lifechanging event. She couldn't believe what had just happened, she was a Born Vampire. Her mom had said It came from her side of the family but it had skipped her stating, "it must be some sort of magical inheritance". Her mother then told her to go to the wizarding bank to ask for an inheritance test. So here she was, outside preparing herself for the moment when she saw a girl she went to school with standing with a man in a red trench coat and fedora coming out of the bank.

"Helena?"

A/N I AM ALIVE AND WRITERS BLOCK SUCKS.

Also, I enjoy playing video games so yeah.

Working on some other plot bunnies I got floating in the thing people call a brain so there might be some different stories soon.