Mick and Mack loved to hang out at McDonald's. They hated the food, but they liked to read their comic books and hang out with Ronald McDonald. They were a bit odd, but they were just two normal kids from the area. Mack was good at chess and music, Mick was good at drawing and he was good at martial arts.

They were both having a good meal when Ronald McDonald came by with a strong looking woman.

"Hey guys, I'd like you to meet someone," he said.

"Who's this, Britney Spears?" Mick mocked in his tone.

"Knock it off, Mick," Ronald said, "This is Yuri Sakazaki, and she's the strongest woman in the world. I've hired her to beat up Hamburglar if he comes around,"

"Hamburglar! That son of a...," Mack growled.

"Yuri has the best kick in the world. I'll leave it at that," Ronald said.

"Nice to meet you guys. I've decided not to beat the shit out of you two," Yuri said.

Mick and Mack were flustered at that remark, but maybe they deserved it.

Suddenly, the lights went out! People ran around screaming, kids trampled over each other, at least one person died. Ronald got his magic ready, the Global Gladiators got their slime guns out, and Yuri concentrated.

"That Hamburglar is here!" Ronald yelled.

Yuri looked up and saw a giant blob of slime come out of the darkness. She charged a Ko'ouken attack, fired it full blast at the blob, and Mick blasted the rest of it away.

"Don't worry, we got this Yuri!" Mack said as he reloaded some shots.

"Get ' em out of here !" Mick yelled.

But, Yuri saw something in the corner of her eye. It was him. It was that Hamburglar motherfucker! And he was heading straight for the kitchen!
She had to stop him! She ran forward, just barely stopping him.

"ROBBLE ROBBLE!"

"Robble this, you shit eater!"

Yuri yelled as she kicked the Hamburglar and made him flail around the kitchen.

Ronald McDonald floated down from his magic aura, taking a big sigh of relief. The slime started to disappear, bodies were laying around, and Mick and Mack put their guns away.

Ronald reached out his hands and grabbed the Hamburglar's left arm. He then dragged him across the floor with him.

"I'll take care of this troublemaker! Thanks Yuri!" Ronald said as he dragged the Hamburglar to his office.

"Robble...!" Hamburglar said like a dizzy idiot.

"Wow, that was pretty cool Yuri. Wanna join us?" Mack asked.

"Thanks for the offer," Yuri replied, "But I'm my own babe. Now how about a Happy Meal?"

Everyone high fived and went to the counter to order some McDonald's food.