Y/n strutted down the hall, drinking from a flask Qrow gifted him yesterday, many students cowered, the others were impressed. His gaze was set upon a door, his first class since his last outbreak, he clipped his flask to his waist. Y/n breathed in, before proceeding to kick open the door, his eyes drifting through the classroom, many familiar faces. Ruby was first to say anything.

Ruby: "Y/n, why are you late?"

Y/n: "Thank my dad Qrow, he taught me a few moves." His eyes flickered between Grimm and Silver, scaring some students, "like downing vodka without any problems," Y/n grabs his flask and downs it, reclipping it and sitting down in the front row, next to Velvet.

Velvet: "H-hello Mr..." Y/n turns toward her, making her blush and smile nervously.

Y/n: "Hello, drop the formalities, call me Y/n." He reaches into his uniform, pulling out another flask.

Velvet: "O-oh, I was wondering why you sat next to me."

Y/n: "Why not?" He sips the flask, "not everyday you see a bunny faunus, especially in your class. I think the ears are cute. Wish all faunus had tails and ears."

Velvet: "Thanks, usually I'm insulted, and bullied by others, seeing someone be so nice to me really helps," she smiles happily, her tail wagging slightly. "Though I'm not worth your time."

Y/n: "If you weren't I wouldn't have sat down next to you." He takes another sip, grinning, he rubs her ears, enticing a sqeek out of Velvet, "adorable."

The class continued as normal, Port rambling about his life story, Y/n dozed off through most of it, awoken by Velvet.

Y/n: "Thanks bunny, if that idiot Cardin harasses you again, give me a call," Y/n clipped his last to his waist and walked off. Velvet tilted her head in confusion, "scroll number is in your pocket."

Velvet dug in her skirt pocket, retrieving a paper with Y/n's scroll number writing down poorly, but understandable. She smiled softly, watching him go. Coco smirked and playfully teased Velvet for her newly found crush. At lunch, everyone was sat at their respective seats, each had their own preferred food.

Y/n: "So then me and Nora trained hard, so hard even Ren broke down in the middle of it. It was hilarious." Nora giggled while Ren groaned and continued eating, "all that training worked out, Nora, show em."

Nora happily skipped to the middle of the cafeteria, squatting into a sumo wrestler's stance, before raising her right thigh and bringing it down, emitted a loud roar of thunder, scaring the students and nearly taking out the ground beneath her. Y/n clapped before also standing, simply raising his foot and stomping, creating multiple lightning bolts and taking out a bird, it crashing down as cooked chicken.

Y/nNora: "Thunder thighs~"

The two simultaneously laughing, Y/n finished his now filled flask, while Jaune picked at his food, the others stared at Jaune, Y/n and Nora having a laughing fit at how Ren collapsed at them running from a cheetah.

Nora: "So! Fiftieth lesson is, running faster than a cheetah so you don't get mauled, run!"

Nora and Y/n sped off, Ren barely catching up at the surprise, however, after about a hour, Ren tripped and collapsed whilst groaning. The cheetah growled and jumped at Ren, only for it to nuzzle him.

Nora: "You would've died if it wasn't for it being my pal." The cheetah happily nodded in response, Ren only continued to lay in agony, his legs given out.

Ren: "Don't remind me, if I ate sufficiently I would've outran you too-"

Y/n: "You had more food than us, you ate it, you should've won." Y/n then proceeded to sympathetically pat Ren on the shoulder.

Pyrrha: "Jaune, you okay, all you've done is pick at your food."

Y/n: "It's Cardin, he's been bullying the sod ever since he got here, especially hung out with him after him and Pyrrha went up to the roof, obviously they fu-" Pyrrha covers his mouth, blushing furiously.

Nora: "Can I tell a story?" Y/n takes Pyrrha's hand away from his lips.

Y/n: "Sure, couldn't be any better than Jaune's sob story." Y/n unclipped his second flask, downing it.

Nora: "It was night..." Ren corrects her by saying it was day, "we were sorounded by Ursai," Ren yet again corrects her, "There were dozens of em." Ren said there was two, "even then they we're no match for us in the end so we made Ursa skin rugs and made a butt load of Lien!"

Ren: "She's been having this reoccurring dream for a month now."

Y/n: "I got a better one~" the now drunken Y/n slurred out, "After the battle, Nora feeling this burning sensation in her chest, her chest heaving with lewd thoughts~" Nora and Ren blushed immensely, knowing exactly where this is going. "She spun around, her lust filled gaze met Ren's loving ones, they both had the same lewd dream, Ren taking dominance and pinning Nora against the tree~" Nora was about to lunge at Y/n, being stopped by Yang, Ren being held by Ruby. "His pant has a visible bump in them, Nora's liquid love dripping her leg, they both met in a heartfelt kiss, Ren's hand exploring his newly claimed territory, his next pinning Nora by her two hands~" everyone stopped eating to listen. "The kiss was passionate, their tongues fought in a long battle, each second felt like a eternity, they were too focused on themselves, the outside world mattered no longer." Everyone silently squeeled, some writing it down, the others loving the plot. "Ren's hand reaches down, cupping a handful of Nora's bubbly rear, her face painted with a soft blush, only adding to the amazing features in his eyes, letting her go, his hands reached up and toyed with her mammaries, both soft to the touch." Y/n smirked, clicking his tongue as he continues. "Ren lifted up her white skirt, unlocking the treasure he loved to unveil, always teasing him in battles they fought, once lifted, the delicate kiss ended, both of them panted. Ren's gaze met her bottom, her angel white panties had a visible damp spot in them, her liquid excitement dropped more, his ever growing tent twitched." Ren gave up and rested his head on the table, Nora seemingly looking everywhere but at Y/n.

Yang: "Damn Ren, how long has she been teasing you for?"

Y/n: "Not being able to hold back, he cupped his hand gently on her cheek, kissing her yet again, Nora slowly grinding on him," Y/n's story stopped when he heard cries of pain. "God damnit, I'll continue the smut later, gotta save a bunny." He drew his katana, rushing Cardin and his gang, the RDL of the team running away. Cardin being a dumbass turned and smirked, only to be met by the blade if Y/n's katana, slowly embedding itself into Cardin's armor plate and shoulder. "Touch the pretty girl again and I'll fucking kill you!" He yanks the blade out, embedding a stone into the wound to stop it from healing at the means of aura.

Velvet sighed, standing and hugging Y/n, bring embraced back by the latter, they hug lasted long, eventually ending and she skipped off, her tail wagging.

Y/n: "Anyways," Y/n sat back down dt the table, "where were we. Right, where the lovers enjoy themselves." Everyone smiled, prepared for the next part, only to be interrupted by the bell. "Fuck, story on hold, someone save it."