Better Together Chapter 6: "Prank-Date"
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Louie frowned in the backseat of the car, "Uncle Donald, the snake wasn't even that big, you're overreacting!"
"Overreacting?! You terrorized one of Daisy's nieces! That is it!"
"If you're worried about me, you should take a look at what Webby and Dewey told me they are going to do today. They asked me where you keep the explosives."
"THEY DID WHHHHAAAAATTTTT?!"
Louie smirked, "So technically, I'm innocent."
Donald parked his beat-up mint-colored truck next to the mansion, "Ay-yai-yai!" He got out of the car, "Dewford Dingus Duck! You better not be playing with explosive-"
POOF!
The mansion suddenly burst into flames, "Phooey." Donald grumbled.
Beakley came outside grey in ashes with a fire extinguisher, coughing, "Dewey is going to be the death of us someday!"
Dewey peeked his head out from over her, "Hey, how else was I supposed to beat the world record for 'The Stupidest Fail'?"
Louie hopped out of the car, "Dude, why would you want to beat the world record for that?"
Webby came out from behind him and whispered, "Well, he, uh, kinda failed at everything else, soooo…."
Dewey shushed her, "We got it on camera! It's gonna be epic!" He took out his phone and wailed, "NOOOOOOO THE BATTERY'S DEAD!"
"Welp, so much for that." Huey rolled his eyes in the background and Louie did the same in the foreground.
"Hey one day I'm going to record an epic video. Just you wait." Dewey crossed his arms.
"Sure. In your dreams." Louie snorted.
Dewey changed the subject, now standing outside the mansion because the grown-ups were taking care of the fire inside. (Something about Della being a "cool mom.")
Huey smirked, "Ooooooo how was your date? With your new girlfriend?!" He made smooching noises.
"Oooooo! Louie has a crush!" Dewey teased.
Louie turned crimson, "What? No I-"
"Oooooo and let's not forget about your marriage and your baby in a baby carriage!" Dewey snickered.
"It wasn't a date! We just pulled a couple of pranks. Plus, I don't even like her."
"No one said you did! Sucka!" Dewey and Huey burst into hysteric laughter, "Oooooo, tell me more about your prank-date!" Huey said between laughs.
"June isn't my date!"
"HA! He remembers her name!" Dewey collapsed onto the floor in laughter.
Louie snorted, "They don't called me the sharpie for nothing, Dewford! Plus, I'm not downright stupid! She stayed at our house, for, like, 4 hours!"
"Hey, when I first introduced you to Doofus Drake, you called him 'Woofus'!" Huey objected.
"Why would I want to remember his name? That guy's a jerk!"
"So you remembered June's name but not Doofus's? OOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dewey and Huey cooed.
"You could have mixed up her name with April and May's." Dewey giggled, "But you didn't! 'Cause you're in LOVE!"
Louie seethed, "Will everyone stop assuming things that aren't true!"
"When I become Uncle Dewey, tell June I'm the cool one!" Dewey was practically dying of laughter.
Fed up with his brothers, Louie just grumbled and went off to do his own thing.
Meh, the last two chapters I've posted have been a bit on the shorter side, but I just go with the flow. :) Hope you like it! And tell me if you have any suggestions!
Also, I got the idea for 'The Stupidest Fail' from a TV series that I am waaaaaaaaaayyyy too old to watch but still do anyways called Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own. (Please don't judge me; I'm the biggest dork on the planet! XD)
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