Better Together Chapter 9: "Thus Loune Is Born!"
This is completely unrelated, but there's rumors going around the web that Huey will lose his mind and join FOWL later on…Oh. My. GOSH. I NEED SEASON THREE HURRY UP DISNEY PEOPLE CHOP CHOP! I'M SO HYPED AHHHHHHHHHHHH! XD XD XD
As soon as Louie came to McDuck manor, Huey and Dewey were practically jumping up and down in the doorway.
"Um, what's up with you?" Louie asked them. He put his hands in his pockets.
"What's up with YOU?!" Dewey burst out laughing.
Louie raised an eyebrow and looked at Huey, "Did someone take my idiotic brother Dewey and replace him with an even more stupid version of himself?"
"Oh sorry, wouldn't want to get in the way of another smooching session!" Dewey giggled.
Louie fumed, "You were stalking me?!"
"We were righteously following you." Dewey told him.
"So, stalking me."
"Hey, it's a free country!" Dewey crossed his arms and stuck his beak in the air.
"With limitations. And I'm pretty sure that you're not allowed to record anyone without their permission."
"If it has limitations, then why do they call it 'free'?" Dewey pouted.
"Because then it would be anarchy, Dewford." Louie rubbed his temple.
"Whatever." Dewey huffed. He slowly remembered the whole point of the conversation, "Hey this was all to distract me, wasn't it?!"
"Maybe. Maybe not."
"Ha! Fat chance!" Dewey pointed his index finger at Louie and started singing at the top of his lungs so that the whole neighborhood could hear, "LOUIE AND JUNE SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"Shut up! Shup up!" Louie hissed frantically, shoving his brother inside and locking the door behind him.
"Oh please, as older brothers, we should be respectful to Louie's new love interest." Huey said in a mocking tone.
Louie seethed.
"I know! Why don't I hook you two up on a date?" Huey moved his shoulders in a playful, teasing way.
"We all know what happened when you tried to hook Gandra and Fenton on a date." Louie deadpanned.
"Hey, it was VERY professional!"
"If by professional you mean that you turned Gyro's lab into practically an adult play area, then sure."
"It was an Italian restaurant."
"With nothing else to order except spaghetti! And Mark Beaks turned into a monster and trashed the place!"
"And you say we stalk you." Huey huffed.
"Boys? Aren't you going to come inside?" Beakley, who was vacuuming in the corner next to a small, jaggy potted plant, asked.
"Hey Mrs. Beakley, Louie has a crush!" Dewey shouted while Louie hid his face under his hoodie in embarrassment.
Beakley smirked, "I really shouldn't be doing this…but who?"
"No one, okay?!"
"June! It's June!" Dewey shouted, pumping his fist in the air. He grinned and stroked his chin, "Hey, you need a ship name! Like a pairing name! What should it be…"
"Oh PLEASE NO…!" Louie whined, his voice coming out muffled from still hiding in his hoodie.
"Jouie? JuLou? Wait, wait! I got it! How about Loune?" Dewey snapped his fingers when he found the perfect name.
Huey and Dewey started chanting, "Loune! Loune! Loune! Loune! Loune!"
Louie pulled his hoodie down and glared at him, "I will kill you!" he jumped on top of Dewey and started roughhousing while Huey tried desperately to split them up.
Which he couldn't.
"Hey granny, what's going on here?" Webby asked, walking into the living room to see Dewey and Louie wrestling at the front of the door.
Beakley chuckled, "Oh, it's nothing dear."
Webby smiled, "Okay. Oh Louie, nice video by the way!" She shouted over her shoulder as she climbed the crimson red (like the rest of the color theme inside the mansion) stairs to the 2nd floor.
"Wait, you told her about the video?!" Louie got up and started bristling.
"No…?" Dewey eyed Huey who also shook his head no.
"Webby can be so creepy sometimes." Dewey shivered.
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