Skak: when me and ashgarn met keldek, you ask?

Ashgarn: well, me and skak met him as he was preaching about human desires.

Keldek: As a pillar of the community We can agree, I'm a bit of a wreck It gets exhausting, everyone looking at me Jealousy has a bit of a stench But now I see the light before me Its eternal vision, opportunity To coax their love To break their cold hearts down You will adore me I just know You'll kneel before me Kiss my toe I demand your love and worship too If I don't get it I will end you 'Cause I will be adored

Orcs: Why should you give when you can get? Never forgive, never forget

Keldek: You'd better adore me

Orcs: Take what you want Return what you get No matter the cost Idle the threat

Keldek: I will destroy everything And then I will destroy everything I'll guarantee I'll destroy everything In my path Unless I get what I -

Keldek(suddenly speaking): Nuts, it's the mercenaries. Gotta go, their boss is evil when he's mad

Orcs: I will destroy everything And then I will destroy everything

(Keldek: Alright, keep going, don't say anything else)

Orcs: I'll guarantee I'll destroy everything

(Keldek: Alright, that's good, don't say anything else)

Orcs: In my path Unless I get what I...

Keldek: No, guys, we need to set some ground rules here. I love the vibe you're resonating, but while I don't want you to think for yourselves, I want you to know what I mean when I say my awesomely crazy stuff, 'kay?

Skak: OK

Ashgarn: Okaaay... What about you?

Keldek: well, their boss showed up. We're gonna finish this right?

Orcs: right.

Skak: you guys heard about the turf war going on between Amûg and Horza

Man-Hunter: I don't like Amûg

Ravager: Well, he's gonna lose! That's just defeatist

Ashgarn: And Horza?

Cave Rat and Black-Heart: In love with Man!

Blood-Storm: Yeah, he's so elitist!

Graug Catcher: but still, Ghûra is expanding too!

Skak: So he's doubled the size of his business. Wasn't the trouble with much of our previous regional size?

Keldek: Phew, sorry I took so long. Those fiends are wicked, maybe even more so than me.

Idril: then maybe you need some assistance.

Ur-Bemu: settle down brothers, remember what the shadow scorpions taught us.

Skak: I see someone remembered, but where's Goroth and Mâku?

Ashgarn: same place we are, we just need to go there.

Skak: that woman's eyes turned a sinister black again, meant that we piqued her interest again! And it also meant that we were on the road, again.