A/N: Oh well, time to get in the best ship ever. While I love KuroMaya at the bottom of my heart, I always love their antics together in comedy. I'll try to make a comedy story of these two best girls in Seishou as I wanna make a story of their funny skits. Anyway, this is moreso on the comedy. Let's go~!

Disclaimer: I don't own Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight. The franchise belong to their owners.

'Ho ho~ You really want to beat me that bad, Saijou Claudine? I should remind you who the top girl is~'

'You think you'll get the last laugh?! Bring it on, Tendou Maya!'

The girls in Seishou sweatdropped as the atmosphere was so heavy that even a natural disaster won't match to the rage and tension of the two rivals. It was a cooking contest, as the two girls were locking eyes afar as one was confident that she'll win, while the other seethes her teeth as was doing as much as effort as the other. This was a regular day for both Saijou Claudine and Tendou Maya. How these two are getting so intense? It was on stage that the French lady wasn't intimidated, locking Maya's sharp blue violet eyes with her red violet ones. Smirking, the top girl flaunts her abilities to her yet again causing the other to get aggravated.

"You look so tense Claudine~ Why don't you surrender to me to make things easy?"

"Shut up! I won't surrender until you admit that I'm that damn good!"

"Suit yourself."

Those words were filled with pride and Claudine wants this moment to be hers. She muttered in French while getting focused on winning, while Maya was doing her thing and she too, wants to win again just to prove her point... Again. Everyone was nervous as what would happen if they aren't there.

"Should I give them a boost~?" Poses a mischievous smile from the blue haired girl, Hanayagi Kaoruko, causing her short childhood friend to rant at her plans. Isurugi Futaba grind her teeth with pure irritation and disagreement.

"Don't even think about it!"

"Hehehe..." The auburn haired girl, with a crown hair clip Aijo Karen was only chuckling nervously, "Clau-chan and Tendou-san are going at it, like a TV series in the finals."

"That's not even close of their intensity, Bakaren." A deadpan look of a black haired girl comes from Kagura Hikari, crossing her arms on when this will end. Beside them, is a country girl who loves baseball and was actually daydreaming that Karen will cook for her one day.

'I wish that you'll cook for me~ Bentou from Karen-chan is heaven~'

Tsuyuzaki Mahiru was no stranger of imagination when it comes to head, filled he topics about her and Karen, while she's not even bothering of looking at the contest as she was cloud nine of her fantasies with her and the certain girl, who hates waking up too early. Hikari notices this and groaned internally that she won't go tsukkomi at this girl.

'At least pay attention before things go crazy.'

"Ooohhh~ Should they make a banana dessert?" Awed by the tallest member of the group, Nana Daiba was slurping with her tongue because she thought that they are making a dessert. The sole glasses female is rubbing her temples, as the somewhat only sane member, Hoshimi Junna groaned as she headbutt herself on the table and she wished one thing only.

'Please end this madness...'

As the smoke and dusts are clear, Maya and Claudine are still in one piece, but there's only one thing that messes things up and that was... No one wins. It was draw and knowing the French lady, she laughed in a haughty manner before pointing at her.

"Hah! That was a draw right?!"

"What are you talking about?"

"So, even the great Tendou Maya didn't acknowledge that she isn't all first place~!"

With such pride getting in the way of the two, these two were so petty that their friends can only shake their head in disappointment and wondering what would happen if they are from the old ages. Probably make dangerous bet with an exponentially unexpected results. Because of this, Claudine smirked and points at her that even the most trivial talks can be considered stupid. She offered her a challenge.

"Alright~! I challenge you, after practice on the stage. You will enter a haunted house at an amusement park without me to see if you can beat me!"

Maya gasped and was having a nervous smirk on her face, though her legs are shaking like its giving up as she stuttered nervously, "B-Bring it on! I-I'll take your... Stu-stupid challenge then!"

'Oh sure thing while you are shaking like a leaf.' The sane group were thinking the same thing and they know that Maya can be scared of ghost. Of course, it wasn't the same for Claudine as her face was pale as ever when she told her the challenge, causing Junna to go straight man on them.

"Why are you pale as a ghost?! You shouldn't tell her that while making a statement like that! Be confident!"

"Ridicule~ Moi? Effrayé?!" Claudine has a confident look, but it looks like her spirit is like flying away from her body, "I am confident that even the best of us all, Tendou Maya will back out~"

"N-No way... I'll... N-not ba-back out!" Maya, with an ounce of pride in her won't give in to Claudine and will not admit defeat.

"No seriously, just back out if you can't do it!"

"She has sealed her fate, oui~?"

'They look like its the end of the world!' Futaba gripped her own hair and was thinking that this is too stupid, even for someone like them.

"We should cheer them up to give them some courage, right~? The word of courage~" Karen smiled and Mahiru was shocked as she was out of her trance, finally.

"That would make things even worse!"

"This is interesting~" Kaoruko looked like she wants popcorn as this was pure entertainment for her.

"Yeah~ I agree with Karen right here~" Nana smiled and gave her a thumbs up.

Junna and Futaba gave a deadpan look as they look like they wanna quit to make things right, as they can hear both Maya and Claudine are still trying to one up with each other.. Moreso on the Saijou side. This was indeed a regular day for these two stage girls in trying to one up one other, although its one sided for Claudine's part.

A/N: Done. I don't know what I was thinking why I wrote this story. Probably I imagine these two as the tsukkomi/boke comedy duo of the series. Their rivalry will always be there as I would make short stories of these two. Tell me what do you think of my very first story of Revue Starlight... There will be yuri vibes, but this one and its main source is comedy since I suck at writing romance. I'll see you soon... I guess?

Edited: 08/02/20