Artemis and Holly, Sitting in a Tree

by Darth Feanor

Just a short thing I thought of a day or two ago. I was going to like a comic but I decided not to. Artemis and Holly, imagined in the classic K-I-S-S-I-N-G song sung by kids everywhere. One-shot.

ARTEMIS AND HOLLY, SITTING IN A TREE

Artemis is hanging helplessly from a tree branch, unable to pull himself up and glancing at the ground with fright.

Artemis: Ermmmm, some help here Holly?

Holly: (Perched high in the tree): *giggles*

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Artemis: Wait, WHAT?! I didn't agree to this! (In a smaller voice) I remember what happened last time...

Holly: *sighs* Just shut up and kiss me, Mud Boy, then it'll be over.

FIRST COMES THE LOVE, THEN COMES THE MARRIAGE

Artemis: NO, Jack, you're not performing a mar-ri-age right here on the deck. (In a smaller voice) We're underground, there's not deck.

Jack Sparrow: Aww, come on! *walks away*

Commander Root (from heaven): Holly! My best officer! Marrying a Mud Man! Hmmph.

Angeline Fowl: OH MY GOD Look at Arty he's so grown up!

Artemis: Mother. Please.

THEN COMES THE BABY IN THE LITTLE BABY CARRIAGE

Artemis: Uhhhh Holly? Is the baby supposed to have a stink work in his mouth?

Holly: MULCH DIGGUMS GET OVER HERE

WHAT DID WE LEARN? HOLLY AND ARTEMIS SHOULD NOT BE SHIPPED TOGETHER.

This was my first one-shot and piece of humourous fanfiction, I know it's really stupid. I just had to get it out of my head.