Hello everyone it's a beautiful July
July
July
Ok I kinda forgot the date but I know it's July Something so without further ado lets get started on Goku a nd the Tome of Piccolo
Goku and the tome of Piccolo
Ruby Victoria Potter was about to take a bite of the candy bar she hid in the back of the fridge when two blurs sped past her she shrugged biting into an apple instead of her carmel centered treasure Ruby sighed 'Parents' Ruby thought before walking into the living room with her apple
minutes later her parents burst in with her older brother between them shivering like he'd just trekked through the Arctic in a speedo showing sisterly concern Ruby ran over helping Harry to her previously occupied place on the couch "what happened" she asked already knowing the awnser there was only one thing that affected her brother's like this
Dementors as Harry was getting settled on the couch a grey screech owl flew through the doorway landing on the coffee table with a letter in its beak the letter floated away from the owl into the air
Dear Mr. Potter
due to your crimes of Assault on muggle with energy enhanced martial arts and performing the Patronus Charm in front of two witnesses you are hereby expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Aurors will arrive momentarily to bring you into custody we advise against running
Have a nice day
Mafalda Hopkirk
As the owl tried to fly away Ruby lunged over the table snatching it out of the air wrapping her hands around the birds neck "Ruby" Lily said "drop it" Ruby frowned letting go of the bird for upstairs they heard a door open Goku wearing an old pair of Harry's pajamas stepped out "what's going on" he asked
Ruby looked up to her Saiyan brother "according to the ministry Harry kicked the crap out of some muggles and then used magic now he's going to jail and we're all understandably pissed sorry if we woke you"
"it's fine" Goku said give it a minute let the words set into his brain Gokus KI began to spike "WHAT" he shouted running down the stairs to Harry's side "there's no way Harry did that he's been framed" Goku shouted "if any of us were going to jail my money would be on Ruby"
"Hey" Ruby said "mildly offended here"
"Mildly offended" James said Lily rolled her eyes "she is your daughter James" just then another owl flew in this one flew up crashing into the ceiling landing on Gokus hair Harry groaned looking up "I know of only one owl that flies like that" Goku nodded reaching up into his hair freeing the letter from Errol the Weasley family owl
Harry hang tight Dumbledores gonna keep you out of jail
Expect company of the non auror persusion momentarily
signed
Gred and Forge Weasley
Lily sighed in relief "oh thank goodness for Dumbledores he'll sort things out" James nodded too with a clenched fist if it meant stopping his son from going to Azkaban he would have fought the entire department of magical law as Ruby was about to ask what kind of company was coming and how they were getting her a loud pop filled the air and two people were now in the room
"Ugh" Faaha groaned "that's worse then space travel you little people must have bowels of Katchin to be able to do that" the lady Saiyan groaned out looking to her travel companion a little creature the size of a toddler with big tennis ball eyes and floppy ears hid his face in his shirt "Dobby meant to be gentle miss Fasha"
"In what universe was that gentle" she said flabbergasted Dobby shrugged holding up seven fingers Dobby walked over to Goku and Ruby "Son Goku sir and Ruby Potter miss so good to see you again he said shaking their hands enthusiastically Ruby and Goku couldn't help grinning "good to see you too Dobby" Ruby said "great outfit by the way"
"Really"
In Gokus opinion Dobby looked like he'd been dressed by a group of blindfolded monkeys sports fan monkeys Dobby wore a Barcelona football jersey with a souvenir button for the Tenkaiichi Budokai martial arts tournament shorts for the Los Angeles Lakers socks for two American football teams Ohio State and Michigan all paired with baseball cleats (that were on the wrong feet) and a hat for the British national quidditch team
"Thank you Miss" Dobby said puffing up his chest Fasha shook her head "All right enough about the elf" Fasha went over to the letter stuffing it into the envelope then put it back onto the table she looked to James and Lily "Maui protocol" the elder Potters nodded Lily pulling out her wand making some swishing motions suitcases flew down the stairs and filled with clothes
"ready" Lily said Fasha nodded Dobby held up his hands and the entire Potter family vanished with a pop
Dolores Umbridge frowned as she walked through the disgusting Muggle home the Potters had inhabited for fourteen years 'revolting' she thought looking to see the letter she sent with Hopkirks stationary on the coffee table "Madam Umbridge" an auror said getting her attention
"we've searched the entire house and found no one" the auror reported Umbridge shook her head "it's clearly a trick" Umbridge sneered the auror nodded "possibly we will continue the search"
Umbridge huffed "see that you do Harry Potter has violated the laws of the ministry I want him in a cell before he can further expose our world" the auror nodded "yes ma'am and the rest of the Potters" Umbridge grinned evilly "well if they aided in his escape then they're as guilty as he is"
Yes I know today is the 13th I'm just messing with everyone until next time remember to read and review faveand follow
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