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Let's get right into the story here's

Chapter six

Of

Goku and the Tome of Piccolo

Professor Dumbledore smiled wearily as the last of the first years was sorted into Ravenclaw he rose from his chair at the staff table to address the students "good evening everyone" the aged wizard said letting his voice carry through the great hall

"I will only speak for a moment for I have no interest in competing with the Welcome feast for your attention" Professor Dumbledore continued getting some laughs from the students

Professor Dumbledore held out his hand to a tall lean red head wearing a black dragon hide jacket

"Unfortunately our care for magical creature's Professor Hagrid will be indisposed for the next three months in his stead we have Professor Charles Weasley"

The Gryffindor table burst into a thundering applause Charlie Weasley was a legend in Hogwarts having been Head boy star seeker of the Gryffindor Quidditch team and winner of the Tenkaiichi Budokai

Charlie correction Professor Weasley stood up nodding respectfully to Professor Dumbledore and to the students before he sat down Dumbledore held up a hand and the applause died instantly

"For our last change of staff taking the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts we have Dolores Umbridge-

"Heh hem" Professor Umbridge stood up walking past the shocked professors to Dumbledore's podium after all not even Snape would interrupt Professor Dumbledore when he was addressing the students

Professor Dumbledore stepped back letting Professor Umbridge take her place at the podium "Thank you Headmaster for your kind words" Professor Umbridge darkly smiled

"Hogwarts is and has always been a pillar of our society and one of the Ministry's highest priorities has always been the education of our future generations but in recent years the education at Hogwarts has been declining over the years therefore it is the job of the Ministry to return Hogwarts to it's former glory I look forward to doing my part with both my fellow professors and you the students of Hogwarts thank you" Professor Umbridge smiled evilly once again before returning to her seat

Professor Dumbledore nodded "a very fine speech Professor Umbridge now then let us all tuck in"

The welcoming feast appeared but no one in Harry's group ate all were unsettled by Professor Umbridge's words not even GOKU Ruby coughed "what do you think she meant" Ruby asked looking to Hermione

"She was being political about it but she said that the Ministry is taking control at Hogwarts I don't like it" Goku nodded

Professor Snape practically flew into potions classroom his cloak billowing around him as he turned to the blackboard he began writing on the board

"Ordinary Wizarding Levels or OWLS as you somehow are all fifth years it is my responsibility to ensure you knuckle dragging simpletons do not poison someone during the practical examination"

Professor Snape then wrote more on the board "follow the instructions and keep up with your studies and all of you should somehow manage to pass with an A for acceptable perhaps an E for Exceeds expectations if any of you manage to get an O for Outstanding I will surely have a heart attack"

Snape sneered at them all before hitting the board "well don't just stand there get started"

The other Professors worked the fifth years just as hard as Snape McGonagall had the class transforming their chairs into pigs in Charms they reviewed the Levitation Charm Cheering Charm in Herbology they planted Fanged Geraniums Father Macintosh had them training just as hard as the other Professors were having them study

Even Goku was working hard many of his fellow students were weirded out by the sight of Goku studying in the library it wasn't as weird seeing Hermione helping him study

Goku yawned rubbing his eyes he tried to stay awake Hermione poked him in the side "come on Goku it's last class of the week then you can train all you want"

"Promise" Goku asked Hermione nodded Goku nodded following Harry and Ron into the Defense against the dark arts classroom

After everyone took their seats Professor Umbridge entered and walked to her class "good afternoon class" she said she then frowned

"Now now surely we have manners I expect a polite response now then good afternoon class"

"Good Afternoon professor Umbridge" Professor Umbridge nodded taking out her wand she passed books out Harry looked down at the textbook placed on his desk

"please read chapter one" Professor Umbridge sat down at her desk pouring herself a cup of tea

Defensive Magical Theory

William Slinkhard

Ron had to choke out a laugh "they can't be serious" Ron raised his hand Professor Umbridge looked up with a huff "yes Mr. Weasley" Ron stood up "Professor I was wondering where the real text book was cause this books a load of bat shite"

Professor Umbridge frowned "fifteen points from Gryffindor Mr. Weasley the following literature was approved by the department of education to properly prepare you for your examinations"

Hermione stood up "please sit down miss-"Professor Umbridge looked down at her seating arrangement "-Granger"

Hermione stood up "I've read this entire book and to paraphrase Ronald it is a load of bat shite and is more suitable reading material for small children"

Professor Umbridge sneered "Well then you should be able to tell me what Slinkhard says about counter jinxes in chapter fifteen"

"He says that counter jinxes are improperly named that counter jinx is just a name when they want to make them sound more acceptable Mr. Slinkhard seems to be afraid of his subject and has no idea how to react defensively"

Professor Umbridge sneered "and why would he or you need be in a situation where you need to act defensively"

"There are numerous situations where one would need to learn how to defend themselves what if a thief were to break into your home or you were to encounter a dangerous wild animal are we supposed to do as written on chapter thirty four are we supposed to sit back and let people steal our precious belongings or negotiate with a hungry lioness"

"Thirty points from Gryffindor Miss Granger" Professor Umbridge sneered Goku stood up "but all she did was ask a question about the material a question you didn't answer"

"I will not tolerate such insubordinate behavior remove yourself from my classroom Saiyan and a week's detention"

"Detention for what all I did was point out you didn't answer a question" Goku said Professor Umbridge frowned "I will have order in my classroom leave my classroom Saiyan"

Goku frowned "fine I'll learn more in the library then I would from some frog in a cardigan"

"No Saiyan your detention will begin post haste wait in my office" Goku frowned walking past Umbridge into her office

Goku sat in Professor Umbridge's office tapping his foot against the floor he'd been waiting for an hour his stomach rumbled he was missing dinner this detention was cutting into his training

Professor Umbridge walked into the office "good evening Saiyan" she said

"Good evening professor Umbridge" Goku said "what would you like me to do professor" Goku asked Professor Umbridge poured herself a cup of tea

Seriously how much tea did this woman drink it was getting ridiculous Professor Umbridge handed the cup to Goku "would you like cream or sugar"

"No thank you" Goku said Professor Umbridge handed Goku the cup "I insist" Goku frowned but took the cup taking a sip Goku's eyes widened dropping the cup Professor Umbridge repaired the cup before she pulled a picnic basket from under her desk

Goku could hear his own heartbeat why couldn't he move what was in that tea and how long had that picnic basket been under her desk Professor Umbridge pulled out a roast beef sandwich taking a bite then a spoonful of tomato soup

Good god he was starving why the hell couldn't he move Professor Umbridge sneered from her food "you see Saiyan you deserve to be punished"