Hi everyone I know it's been a while pretty much it's been a long while but ok like the other times I've waited a while I honestly have nothing to defend myself no real reason to defend what is pretty much excessive laziness so I'm just going to start the chapter first with a previously
Why
Because the last time I wrote for this series was 10/23/17 and people on the internet have short term memory loss so previously on Goku and the Tome of Piccolo this happened:
Goku could hear his own heartbeat why couldn't he move what was in that tea and how long had that picnic basket been under her desk Professor Umbridge pulled out a roast beef sandwich taking a bite then a spoonful of tomato soup
Good god he was starving why the hell couldn't he move Professor Umbridge sneered from her food "you see Saiyan you deserve to be punished"
Chapter Seven
Goku and the Tome of Piccolo
For the following week Goku would go to detention directly after class and it would last until dinner was long over and it was time for curfew where the following morning Goku would eat like a starving man
Or in the young saiyans case a starving army after the last day of his detention Goku stuffing himself silly Hermione put a hand on Goku's hand preventing him from grabbing his twentieth piece of bacon
"Hey" Goku weakly protested as others students at the Gryffindor table quickly grabbed as much bacon as they could while Goku was distracted
"wha- Goku stopped speaking seeing the look in Hermiones eye it was a look of concern "what's happened with Umbridge"
Goku shrugged a little too quickly "nothing's wrong Hermione I just like food you've known me for how long"
Hermione nodded "yes for five years and I know how you eat even though you rush and gobble down your food like some kind of demented vacuum"
Across from the two Harry laughed "Mum's tried to figure out how he doesn't choke for years I think it's a Saiyan thing"
Hermione nodded "yes but for the past week you rush to eat as if it'll be taken away from you in an instant" Hermione said with a growing frown "so to repeat myself what happened with Umbridge"
Goku sighed "ok I'll tell you but you're not going to like it"
So Goku told his friends and brother what happened how Umbridge constantly dosed him with some kind of potion that stopped messages from being sent to his brain
All the while Umbridge feasted on hot food provided by house elves each the meals the toad looking woman ate got more and more elaborate by the last night she had devoured an entire roast turkey with stuffing mashed potatoes shepherd's pie and enough tea to fill Buckingham palace
It was the worst torture a Saiyan could be put through the only thing worse would be if something prevented him from fighting again
And as Goku had predicted his friends were less than pleased with the actions of their defense against the dark arts teacher
"that no good dirty witch" Hermione said with her Ki spiking alarming everyone at the Gryffindor table Harry and Ron were similarly angry Harry's Olloverdes were active and glowing like emerald infernos
Ron was gripping the table looking eagerly towards the butter knife the youngest Weasley male resisting the urge to throw the knife between Umbridge's smug eyes
Goku put a hand on Hermiones shoulder using his own Ki he forcefully suppressed hers calming her down Goku looked to his friend and his brother
"Guys honestly I'm fine I'll keep my head down around Umbridge because like it or not as long as the creature regulation and control act was the law of the land Goku needed at least a theoretical education in magic
Or else one wrong move and Umbridge would have him put down like the animal she claims that he is
Far from the great hall of Hogwarts two men in long black cloaks emblazoned with red clouds stood on a rooftop across from the Leaky Cauldron one of them was Cortez the Akatsuki martial artist who bested the student of Master Roshi Krillin two years earlier in the Tenkaiichi Budokai
The second had features covered by his mask and cowl on the cowl was a metal plate with the image of a waterfall this was Kakuzu someone who had allowed Son Goku to live the year before
"Are we at the right place" Cortez asked Kakuzu Kakuzu nodded "positive we followed the location Sasori gave us you think you would know about this place Cortez you are from here"
Cortez reached into his cloak and pulled out a silver locket he held it in his hand closing his fingers around it "I was once" he said tucking the locket back into his cloak he looked to Kakuzu
"Let's begin" Kakuzu nodded as two vanished appearing across the street at the Leaky Cauldron Kakuzu reached towards the door but something tried to hold him back
"seems they put up some kind of ward to keep us out" Kakuzu held his fist back the skin on his hand and arm turned black
"Let's see how strong it is" Kakuzu swung his fist the ward shattering like glass as Kakuzu knocked down the door he and Cortez answered many wizards scared by the sudden appearance
"We want no trouble here" Tom the barkeep said from behind the bar his hand reaching for the hidden seal to summon the patrolman stationed in the alley
Cortez seeing this appeared in front of the man grabbing his hand he twisted it at an unnatural angle making the barkeep scream in pain
Kakuzu then made hand signs "wind style great breakthrough" he called clapping his hands together a powerful gust of wind blew from his hands knocking all the occupants of the pub onto their feet
Kakuzu looked at all the dazed witches and wizards and their faces full of fear as much fun as he was having time was money and he had a mission to complete
"We are the Akatsuki and this land and all that are in it are now the property of our great leader Madara Uchiha"
And that's the chapter what will happen next time tune in to Goku and the Tome of Piccolo to find out and don't worry the time between updates will be much shorter this
Until next time