It was another fine day for a race as the four dinosaurs finished zipping around the Yoshi Falls, with Yoshi in particular squinting his eyes as Peppy Ankylosaurus looked around his vehicle for lettuce while Dr. Hoshi adjusted his glasses and Birdo fixed up her big red bow, with Waluigi's Taco Stand being there with the lanky tall purple man himself having finished selling tacos to the various customers present.
"Eh? What are you doing all the way out here, old man?" Yoshi asked as he drove up to the taco stand.
"Hey, I have spots all over the courses for me to do my business." Waluigi pointed out as he twisted his mustache. "What are you doing, just racing about?"
"More or less. As usual, Yoshi boy here won." Peppy said in a nonchalant way as he just wanted to eat his lettuce.
"Well I was close to beating him this time." Birdo boasted as she blinked several times.
Dr. Hoshi pulled out a spiny winged blue shell from his white lab coat as he rubbed his chin. "I don't know... I thought I could actually get ahead since I had this with me."
"DOC PUT THAT BACK NOW HOLY SHIT!" Yoshi cried out as the blue shell blasted him high into the sky, making him land flat on the ground as Waluigi laughed... only for the taco stand to be crushed by Yoshi's Yoshi Egg vehicle falling on top of it.
This was a bad idea as Birdo gasped, with Dr. Hoshi gulping as Peppy glanced between his dinosaur buddies and the destroyed taco stand, searching around his kart for more lettuce to chow down on.
"YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!" Waluigi roared as he pulled out his Waluigi Launcher from underneath his purple cap and fired a copy of himself at Dr. Hoshi, with an explosion sending the purple raptor across the lake with the giant white colored, green spotted Yoshi Egg in it.
Yoshi groaned as he tried getting up, only for Waluigi to smash him several times with his purple tennis racket. Eventually the enraged tall lanky man lost his breath, allowing Yoshi to flee for his life as Waluigi hissed, chasing after the poor green dinosaur around the entire race track, with Birdo and Peppy looking at each other awkwardly as Dr. Hoshi made a giant splash in the lake.
"Should we go and get him back?" Birdo asked as she dusted off her chest.
"Looks like we don't have a choice..." Peppy muttered as they started their engines and drove off after Yoshi and Waluigi.
Dr. Hoshi huffed as he got back onto the course, his wet glasses falling off his soaked face as he coughed. "I need to remind myself to always use items when they're most convenient..."
Dry Bowser was taking notes from the top of the egg that the falls were circled around, nodding his skull occasionally while thinking to himself. "Take note that it's probably not a good idea to make a lanky freak mad."