Yes, I know other people have done this, but I think I would like to post one of these!
Fireheart walked into the RiverClan nursery.
"Graystripe, why are you on a computer?" Said Fireheart.
"You know what this is?" Said Graystripe.
"Yes. It's a object Twologs use called a computer.", Said Fireheart.
"Oh.", Said Graystripe.
"Now get off! Computers are evil!" Said Fireheart. (That was to make things funny)
"Never. I don't care.", Said Graystripe.
"Well, good thing your kits aren't on a computer.", Said Fireheart. Then he looked and saw Graystripes kits sharing a computer.
"WHAT?!" Yelled Fireheart. Fireheart goes up to Bluestar, while she's on a computer.
"Bluestar, these things are evil. Their called computers. Listen to me, I'm the deputy!" Said Fireheart.
"Look.", Said Bluestar, and she showed him what a computer could do.
"I want a computer. Where are they?" Said Fireheart.
"By the fresh kill pile.", Said Bluestar.
Fireheart grabbed one and got on.
On the computer:
Firehearts Stupid. Posted By:Tigerclaw Rating:K+ Followers:1Likes:1
Firehearts Stupid. HE'S A KITTYPET ITS THE END OF THE WORLD! he got me expeled from ThunderClan, and I wasn't going to kill Bluestar. SHE WAS GOING TO KILL ME!
Reviews
Fireheart:you were going to kill Bluestar lier.
Tigerclaw:LIER KITTYPET
Graystripe:calm down Tigerclaw
Tigerclaw:no traitor
Brokentail:i love you, Tigerclaw!
Tigerclaw:Thanks so much Brokentail!
Bluestar:this is not what fanfictions for and I never wanted to kill you
Tigerclaw:STUPID BLUESTAR
My crushes. Posted by:Fireheart. Followers:100. Likes:50
My first crush ever was Spottedleaf. Sadly, she went to StarClan. My second crush ever is Sandstorm. I don't know if she likes me back, though. Sandstorm please don't blame me.
Reviews:
Tigerclaw:im happy Spottedleafs dead!
Sandstorm:i dont blame you i love you Fireheart
Fireheart:i love you sandstorm
Graystripe:aw mates, like me and silverstream
Silverstream:yes. even though I'm in starclan, I love you, Graystripe
Silverstreams Death By:Graystripe. Likes:100 Followers:900
Me and Silverstream met when Silverstream started having problems with her kits. Luckily, Cinderpaw came in time with Fireheart. But, Tigerclaw was watching, so I'm known as a ThunderClan traitor. Cinderpaw helped the kits be born. But then Silverstream wouldn't get up.
"Silverstream!" I said.
"Goodbye, Graystripe. I love you.", Said Silverstream. She licked me then went to StarClan.
Reviews:
Fireheart:sad
Tigerclaw:traitor!
Brokentail:yeah traitor!
That's the funny book. I may make a chapter 2. If I get enough likes.