In far distant lands
With a human and his friends
They're having fun times that will never end
Come along with me everyone
It's time for some Adventure Time fun.
A baby abandoned on a leaf
All because his father's a thief
Adopted by two dogs now he goes out righting wrongs
Fighting monsters, villains and saving princesses
Sure sometimes he makes some messes
He's been through some terrible crushes
Through it all he's had his friends, becoming a man
You all better watch out for this human
A dog so small and yellow.
He seems like a lovable fellow
So stretchy and bendy he seems so crazy.
But really he's just lazy
But alongside his human best friend
He's a bud that will fight to the end.
Vampire babe with a set of pipes
Always filling me with the hypes
She fills you with fear
She ain't from here
She's from the nightosphere
So fine, I hope I've made it clear
A princess so pretty and pink
She won't let her kingdom sink
Calling upon heroes on speed dial
She has every foe and ally on file
So smart she doesn't believe in magic
I swear man sometimes it's just so tragic.
A plain old guy living with his wife in the city
Never knowing that crown he found would make him go crazy
Now his mind in a permanent brain freeze
He could turn you to ice with but a sneeze
Trapped in his own head, hanging with penguins instead
This king of ice just ain't right in the head.
Oh this next lady is so hot, she's hot to the touch.
Even though her father didn't let her out much.
Get her mad she'll burn you down
Until that human turns her frown Upside-down.
I swear that I'm no liar.
This girl so hot she's on fire.
Hope you all enjoyed.