One girl's destiny is revealed by a magical visitor from another world. It is up to her to find the seven guardians and destroy the villain who threatens the freedom of the planet she calls home and the alternate realm. Will this cry baby of an ordinary high school student be up to the task?
Lovely Lady Guardian Girl of Purity and Infatuated Justice!
"Kagomeee! Get your ugly butt out of the bathroom already! No amount of make-up is going to fix that face."
"Shut up, Sōta!" The pounding on the door continued and she pounded back. "Gods, you're such a pain! No wonder Dad left."
It was just another morning for the high school girl. She hurried through the motions of styling her long wavy hair, blacker than the night. Her school uniform, freshly laundered and pressed by her hardworking mother, was tugged on without a care for snags. For the third time this week, she was going to be late to school! It was all she could think about.
Kagome took the stairs two at a time and slid into the kitchen, arms wheeling. Ignoring the full spread of delicious breakfast foods that graced the table, she went straight for the toaster, which greeted her with perfectly golden toast the second she neared it.
"Late again, Kagome," her mother scolded, clicking her tongue. "And Sōta, too. Honestly, the two of you test my patience more and more every day."
The girl froze in the process of slipping her brown loafers on. Only one of the words her mother had said had made it through the filter of happy toast-munching to the rest of her brain.
Test.
"Oh no!" Kagome shrieked, making her mother jump. "We have a math test today!"
And she barreled out of the house, only tripping a couple times on her way to school, completely forgetting about the math book she left behind on the foyer floor.
"Kagome," her mother sighed, shaking her head. "No wonder your father left."
"Stupid Sōta," she grumbled to herself, crumbs of toast flying out of her mouth. "How's a girl supposed to find her one true love without looking her best? I'm eighteen already! I should have a boyfr— Ow!"
Her monologue was cut off by yet another stumble, this time over something other than her own two feet.
"Watch where you're going, bitch!" squeaked the orange ball of fluff she had tripped over.
Kagome grabbed for the tiny boy, scraped knee forgotten. "Oh. My. Gosh! You're so cute! What are you?"
The boy, no more than a foot high, gaped at her. "You can see me?"
"Of course I can!" Kagome was already busy searching through her bag for her phone so she could take some selfies with the baby-faced little angel.
"It's been hundreds of years since someone was powerful enough to see me," he said slowly. "What's your name?"
"Kagome Higurashi. I'm a high school student over at— Oh no, I'm so late!"
Not even the possibility of getting some major Insta clout for discovering a talking stuffed animal type of thing could keep her from running the rest of the way to school. By the time she slid into her seat right before the teacher entered the room, the chaos of the morning had been mostly forgotten.
Until the test.
The room had gone completely silent the moment the papers were passed out, and Kagome absently clicked her pencil, annoying everyone without even noticing. She just knew everyone had prepared but her and she was going to fail and look like a huge idiot and then she'd be held back and she'd never get into a good college and she'd be homeless and turning tricks for a quick buck…
"Kagome! Hey! Kagome! Whatcha doin'?"
She jumped in her seat, looking around her for an indication of who had spoken to her. No one looked at her, too concentrated on the test. The teacher cleared her throat and Kagome shifted guiltily, turning her eyes back to her desk, not wanting to seem like she had been trying to cheat.
Little pricks made their way up her legs and onto her shoulder. An orange puff wrapped around the back of her neck and one of her shoulders, a small weight on the other.
"P(Y−X=m∣YX)=∑kP(Y−X=m,X=k∣YX)? What kind of crazy spell is this?"
Kagome shrieked and shot out of her seat. "Get it off! Oh my freaking god, get it off!"
A few of the girls sitting around her screamed in reaction. Some of her classmates got to their feet and tried to help her.
"Kagome, what are you freaking out about? There's nothing on you!"
The fox child leaned over, his face in her face. "You're the only one who can see me, Kagome. We should probably talk about that."
The girl looked around the room, her face going bright red at all the concerned looks she was getting.
"Uh, I, uh, have cramps…"
And she ran out.
"Ew, are you having your womanly time? I don't smell blood, but you should tell a guy that before he climbs all over you—"
Kagome grabbed the little monster and shook him. "Why are you following me!?"
"Stop—that—or—I'll—puke—"
At that threat, she dropped him. He bounced twice.
"Explain!"
"Ow!" The boy got to his hind paws, rubbing his behind. "Jesus, bitch. I can already tell you'll be great at this."
"At what?"
The fox child took a deep breath and closed his eyes for a heartbeat before opening them again, the green orbs piercing her own.
"Kagome Higurashi, you are the long-lost princess I have been searching centuries for."
A pause.
"I knew it!" she shouted triumphantly. "There's no way I would have been born into some boring shrine family unless it was for character development and a backstory! What am I princess of? The moon? A fairy world? The future?"
Shippo seemed a little confused that she accepted his claims so readily, but soldiered on gamely. "Uh, not really. Well, to be more precise, you are the reincarnation of the princess and destined to rule yourself. We come from a world that lies side by side with your own, where evil demons have taken over and—"
"Who's my prince? Is it Hojo? Harry Styles? Who?"
"This is about girl power, Kagome!" he said sharply. "What you need to do is find your guardians, the seven spiritual senshi who will fight by your side and protect you until their dying—"
"Pass," she said. "Miss me with that gay taco party shit. What are my powers?"
The fox child sighed. "Here." He tossed something at her and she fumbled with it.
"A dildo?"
"It's a wand!"
Kagome waved the bright pink thing around and it wiggled. "…Looks like a dildo."
"It's not a fucking dildo! Look, just hold it to the sky and say 'Pretty Pure Princess Power'. You'll see."
She nodded, chin dimpling in determination. "Purity Princess Power!"
"Pretty Pure Princess Power."
"Pretty Pretty Princess Power!"
"Pretty. Pure. Princess. Power."
It took a few more tries, but Kagome eventually got it right. When she finally did, the world around her was eclipsed by glittering gold and pink lights that seemed to come from within her. Everything swirled around her and there was a breeze blowing her hair into a new style. She felt her clothes disappear and then a smooth, sensual fabric snaked over her body. When it was done, her knees were weak and she wished he had told her more about her prince.
She caught her reflection in the window of a business that had yet to open for the day. Kagome shrieked.
"What the hell is this? It's just my school uniform but sluttier! And pigtails? Really? Lacy thigh highs?"
"You're going to need range of motion if you're fighting evil every night."
"Ever hear of pants? And I'm wearing fucking five-inch heels. I can barely stand in these! And where's my goddamn underwear!?"
"I'm not the one who designed the outfit, okay!"
"Well, who did?"
Shippo cleared his throat nervously. "Uh, not important. Anyway, your archenemy is in town now. He's the one who killed your past self and plunged our worlds into chaos. He's a fierce demon whose name none even dare to whisper in my world. Once, he was a hero, but when he defeated the greatest evil of his time, he stole the source of his power and became even worse."
"And I'm supposed to take him down with a dildo and panty shots? I'd break my ankle just walking down the sidewalk."
"This is a stealth mission. We're going to gather intel, that's all. There's no way we have a shot against him without your girl guardians."
"This outfit doesn't exactly communicate 'stealth'. Is there anything else—"
His eyes went wide. "No! No no no. No. Um, this one, uh, makes you invisible. When you're on a stealth mission. Yeah."
"Okay. Sounds good. So when are we stalking this gross old monster?"
"Tonight. I'll meet you at your house and we'll sneak out."
Kagome was openly hesitant. "I don't know, I've never done that before…"
"Well, what about now? You're already playing hooky."
Her eyes went wide as though just realizing what she had done. "Oh gods, I left class in the middle of a test!"
"So you've gotta make it worth it, right? Let's just do the mission now!"
Kagome glanced back at the school building and back at Shippo, openly unsure. "And you're sure I'll be invisible?"
He nodded emphatically. "C'mon, I'll transform and fly there. It's not far."
After everything that had already happened, it wasn't too much of a shock when the fox child transformed into a big pink ball. Gingerly, she situated herself on top of him and only let out a small scream when he started to rise in the air. The two of them traveled over the city and she wondered if her invisibility extended to him as well.
They flew for maybe twenty minutes in silence before they came to a forest. Shippo landed and she stumbled to her feet, mildly concerned at how the boy was huffing and puffing.
"This," he said with great effort, "is the Inuyasha Forest."
When she heard the name, her heart beat hard and she gasped, almost falling to her knees.
"I-I think I know that name somehow…"
"His lair is inside. It's up to you to—"
Kagome laughed and grabbed him by the tail, fearlessly crossing the boundary of the trees.
"Hell fucking no. You're coming with me or I'm not doing anything at all."
The boy glared up at her before slumping in defeat. "Ugh. Fine."
The woods weren't at all scary like she was expecting. The sunlight was bright and there were wildflowers lining the path. A little bunny came and peeked at her and she never felt more like a princess than in that moment. Just when she was about to ask Shippo what the hell she was supposed to be looking for, she found it.
A building that could only described as Cinderella's Himeji Castle was suddenly in front of her, no paths or any sort of indication to hint at its existence. She gaped at it, wondering how she hadn't seen it from miles away. Was this magic?
"What are you doing?" Shippo squeaked when she opened the closest door.
"Surveillance."
"That's done from outside and it takes hours!"
"Or we go in and check the place out for ourselves. Stop being such a baby, Shippo. There's no one even here."
"It's a magic fucking fortress and it's fucking massive. He could be anywhere!" He struggled, trying to find a way out of her grip. "And I can't stop being a baby because I am a fucking baby!"
"Will you shut up? And seriously, there's not even a car outside. We're good."
"He doesn't need a car you stupid human—"
Shippo's apoplectic rant was cut short when the two of them physically bumped into the demon lord.
Kagome stared at him. He stared at Kagome. The gross old villain was actually a boy her age and he was in a t-shirt and boxers, a soda in hand. Her mind slowly came to the realization that if she was staring at him and he was staring back at her then she must not be invisible.
Shippo transformed into a much smaller version of the pink ball. "Fuck this, I'm out."
And they were alone.
"Uhhh…" Kagome said, nervously looking for an exit. The front door slammed shut without anyone touching it. Remembering that she had powers now, she fumbled for the wand, pointing it at him. "In the name of purity and princess justice, I will—"
The demon lord flicked the end of the wand and it wobbled.
"Is that a fuckin' dildo?"
"I knew it!"
He took a sip of his soda and rolled his eyes. "Fuckin' kitsune…" he muttered. "I'm Inuyasha. I'm guessing you're the new champion?"
"New? Champion? I'm a princess, and I'm here to kick your ass!"
"They do this every coupla years. Whenever they find a hot idiot who looks like my ex, they think they can get me to fall for a bogus reincarnation and leave them alone. They give them some bogus tools and throw them at me." His golden eyes sharpened. "But you just might be the real deal. Doubt those idiots realized." He grinned and she saw fangs. "At least they got the outfit right for this tribute."
It occurred to her that the fox child had been less than honest with her about what was going on. Turning heel to run and get to safety, she stumbled, the high heels working against her. Inky black tendrils rushed at her and wrapped around her wrists, ankles, waist, and neck.
"What the fuck are you doing?" she choked.
Inuyasha approached her, hands running over the gold choker she wore. "Kagome," he said, a strange softness in his voice as he read her name. "They even gave you to me with a collar. How fitting."
The tentacles tightened as she struggled and a new one branched off, gagging her. Inuyasha continued to explore her with his hands, claws easily cutting through the cloth of her outfit. When he got to the scar on her right side, he ran his fingers over it, making her shudder.
"Bird in a cage," he whispered. His lips brushed against the raised skin over her ribcage and she made a noise that had nothing to do with wanting to get away.
The position the tentacles held her in displayed her in a vulgar fashion. Arms restrained behind her back to make the most of her larger than average chest, thighs parted cruelly. Drool gathered around her lips from the gentle thrusting of the tentacle in her mouth. The longer Inuyasha looked at her quivering form, the more something inside him seemed to come alive, and then he was undressing himself. Toned muscles were revealed along with gold-dusted skin and she moaned, overcome with the desire to run her fingers through his fine moonlight hair.
When she saw his erection, she knew her first reaction should have been something like fear, disgust, anger. But instead she sucked the tentacle in her mouth all the more vigorously, wishing she could rub her thighs together at least to relieve herself somewhat. Inuyasha gasped and his hips stuttered. Was he receiving pleasure from her treatment of the tentacles?
"Enough!" he growled, completely destroying her sailor shirt. Her breasts bounced free and he attacked them with all the vigor she would expect of a demon lord.
Kagome moaned and arched closer to him. A tentacle came between her legs and rubbed one knotty end against her clit. When she was suddenly penetrated, she screamed. A quick look down revealed her wand wedged deep inside her courtesy of yet another tentacle. How many of them did this guy have, anyway? Inuyasha sucked at her nipples hard, the combination of his clever tongue and pricking fangs making her drool all the more.
With a gasp, he left her chest and ripped the tentacle from her mouth, his own mouth crashing down on hers. She mewled in excitement, giving as good as she got.
"Fuck," he cursed breathlessly.
Suddenly, her cunt was empty again, pulsing with need and grasping at the air. No more than a second of torturous emptiness persisted before he was balls deep inside her and she cried out his name at the feeling of their union. His hips swung hard and deep, hitting her just right and making her shriek with every gut-destroying thrust. The tentacles switched from teasing her to holding them both upright, aiding in the motions as well.
She guessed Inuyasha's concentration lapsed because the hold of the tentacles loosened almost entirely. Maybe she could have used the opportunity to run away, to strike out at him. But the only thing she wanted to do was throw her arms around his neck, and she did, pressing her mouth to his once again. He whimpered in her mouth and her nipples pressed into his chest, sliding against the sweat-slicked skin. Their hips were perfectly positioned for her pleasure and her clit ground into his pelvic bone.
When she traced his fangs with her tongue and wiggled just a little bit, he lost his footing. Even though the two of them were falling, she felt perfectly secure. Kagome was right to feel that way, because the tentacles immediately formed a sort of net and stopped them from hitting the ground. Instead of needing to go to the ER, he was shoved inside her at a spot she was completely unfamiliar with, and she lost it. With a scream of his name, she bucked her hips in climax. Every muscle twitched and her limbs moved without her direction. Kagome bit his shoulder, the feeling of his flesh between her teeth giving her another small orgasm.
Inuyasha filled her with several hot jets of cum, hips twisting and teeth bared in a growl. It was so erotic a sight that she wished she had her phone so she could take a picture. The two of them lay panting together as the tentacles slithered away, neither wanting to disentangle themselves from the surprisingly delightful mess they had made together.
"Still wanna be a princess?" he murmured, kissing her again.
Kagome hummed into the kiss. "Princess, high school girl, or slutty vigilante, I don't care what I am as long as I'm yours."
It seemed like that was the right answer as his smile practically glowed.
"The kitsunes are fuckin' pests and so are the rest of those asshole demons. I might just return to the world beyond the veil and take my place on the throne again. Whaddya say?"
"Anything you want."
Yawning, she moved to adjust herself and accidentally elbowed the dildo. It made a sound like a harp run and shimmering gold and pink light blasted from it, completely obliterating a vase in the hallway.
"That thing works!?" she shrieked.
"Didn't they tell you that you have powers?"
"What the fuck," she said, not for the last time that day.
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There will not be another Shot Week.
I had another Halloween Shot Week planned, but honestly, the response to this one was so underwhelming that it left me questioning why I'm doing it at all. I'm just going to stick to my ongoing stories from here on out.