Chapter 27: Due Date
A/N: Disclaimer in first few chapters!
"ARGHHHH!" what was now Muggle Ron screamed. It had been a month since his twin brothers had turned him into a knocked up Muggle lady. And now...well, he was in excruciating pain. Roughly, half an hour ago, his water had broke and he was alone in the house, unable to think straight with the pain. Finally, the haze of white cleared and he managed to stumble to the Floo, grabbed some Floo powder and mumbling St Mungo's as he stepped into the fireplace. Good timing too because the minute he landed in St Mungo's, another contraction hit him.
"Merlin help me!" Ron screeched, holding his bulging stomach as a Healer rushed towards him. Sweat poured down his back and face as the woman dressed in green robes shepherded him up to a room.
"It's OK, love," the female Healer muttered as the woman on the bed let out another bellow of pain.
"Just get it out of me!" she Ron wailed.
Suddenly, the door to the room burst open and the Weasely clan, followed by Hermione and Draco, strolled into the room.
"Oh, look! Ickle Ronniekins!" Fred and George cackled manically.
"Fred...George..." a high pitched voice panted as the contraction rendered him breathless.
"We know, we know! We are going to pay." they said in unison, waving it off like it was yesterday's news.
"Hello, Ronalda!" Hermione smiled brightly while linking her arm through Draco's as her boyfriend looked at her with soft eyes. Everbody in the room apart from Molly, Ron, Arthur and the Healer started to make retching noises directed at the couple./
Out of the blue, the Healer yelled "Push!".
"I can't!" Ron cried, nearly passing out with the pain. It was red hot fire, all over his body.
Eventually, Ms Weasely waved her wand and straps appeared, tying Ron's arms down while the Healer bent his legs upward and put her hands on them to keep them in position.
"Push! Now!" the Healer ordered, an impatient note in her voice. She was probably missing lunch. If she found anything weird about this situation she didn't show it.
"GRDFDVGFEEIIVCHSSSAAA!" Ron exclaimed, trying to break out of the bonds tying him to the bed. A few moments of insane mumbling passed where everybody stared at Ron only to jump when he let out another roar of pain. A sound of a baby's cry filled the air which mingled with Ron's heavy breathing.
Suddenly, the Healer mumbled to herself before she spoke to her patient and the entire room.
"i'm truly sorry to keep you waiting but it appears that there is another one in there..." she proclaimed and was met with shocked faces and a startled "What?!" from Ron followed by a bellow of pain as a contraction hit and the twins were laughing so hard that they were nearly bent over double. Hermione was trying to keep her grin at bay but was failing miserably.
After about half an hour of swearing and shouting, a second cry filled the air. A boy and a girl lay on the hospital cotton. Twins. The minute that female Ron gave birth to the baby girl he disappeared and so did the babies.
"Show's over!" the Healer said clapping her hands together. "Go home. Shoo." She made a shooing movement with her hands and they left the hospital.
Time to send out a search party for Ron.
A/N: Sorry about the delay for the chapter but my internet was gone for the past few weeks. My sincerist apoligies but I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I'll be uploading a new story (Dramione!) to here song so be sure to check it out.