A/N What is up guys I am now venturing into a new genre so those of you who care please leave reviews that would help and also I am adding one new character into the story and also a few things I would like all of you to keep in mind. Ezekiel never goes feral. Also, Sierra and Cody never get together and, Sierra is still a little loony. Heather and, Alejandro like each other but are not together. Also because Dakota's father is rich she goes back to human form. Also, there will be one new character in this story who is not canon to Total Drama and Duncan and Gwen are no longer together. Also, All-Stars and, Ridonculous Race haven't happened yet but, Pahkitew and, Revenge of the Island have. Owen, Duncan, Heather, Cameron, and Shawn are the official winners of this story. So with all of that let's get started.
An eerie calm seemed to shine over the hastily repaired, newly dusty, environmentally nested island that was home to Camp Wawanakwa. A pair of heavy footsteps came into the sight of a low lying camera that soon angled upwards to see an infamous host clad in olive pants and a dark blue shirt. "It's great to be back!" Chris McLean shouted with much vigor.
He held his arms outstretched and gestured to the small island all around him. "After a brief break down in Pahkitew we've recruited our fifty one finest competitors! Take that you has beens," the host added in a small aside.
"I know what you're thinking but we've brought Wawanakwa to its original, musky, danky, janky old glory! All contestants are healed, physically that is! And here they come now!"
Chris gestured upwards to show a plane spiraling over Wawanakwa. "From the first generation of Campers!" As he shouted their names, the campers were dropped down from the startling height.
"Owen!" The fat boy screamed in fear while grabbing a hotdog that seemed to calm him down for a moment.
"Gwen!" The goth fell head over heels and hit the water with a splash,
"Heather!" Total Drama's first notorious villain tumbled downwards and eventually landed flat on her bottom, sputtering indignantly.
"Duncan!" Everyone's favorite petty criminal hit the water with not more than a splash.
"Leshawna!" The bodacious bootylicious booty scrunched in a ball and had her booty take the brunt of most of the impact.
"Geoff!" With a large whoop the party boy held his hat in the air and landed at a more comfortable angle than the others.
"Izzy!" The campers in the water spread out in a wider circle and saw the crazy redhead jump with three flips and a demonic screech.
"DJ!" The poor linebacker held onto his cap as he screamed loudly and plummeted deep into the water, resurfacing with his finger in his mouth.
"Lindsay!" It didn't take much for the dumb blond to head into the water, for she simply walked off the open hatch and fell without much fanfare.
"Bridgette!" Still clad in her signature light cyan sweatshirt, the surfer girl jumped downwards with almost perfect form.
"Trent!" The nine obsessed musician looked over the edge and lost his footing. The guitarist dropped like a rock through oil.
"Eva!" Like the surfer before her the stuntwoman prepared a proper dive, one that barely made a splash.
"Harold!" The dweeb had gotten his underwear exposed and was experiencing the pain of five times an atomic wedgie as the force of gravity sent him into a death spiral.
"Courtney!" The grumbling lawsuit chaser screamed indignities at the pilot, who else but Chef hatchet, and landed in the water with a large splash.
"Sadie and Katie!" Sadie, the heavier of the two, landed first and held her arms up to catch her much skinnier best friend. A loud EEE caused many of the contestants to back away in fear.
"Beth!" The humble farm girl looked down the sizable drop and gulped. She hastened to jump and was accidentally nudged aside by Cody right behind her.
"Cody!" The tech geek quickly fixed his hair and jumped in, holding his nose tightly as he prepared for impact, unprepared for landing on Eva.
"Tyler!" The clumsy jock screamed for his girlfriend and landed nose first painfully in the water.
"Justin!" Many of the ladies in the water looked up as the Model stretched before being pushed into the water. He resurfaced with a hair flip and striking smile.
"Noah!" If it was possible the egghead looked remarkably bored while he waited, and as the impatient chef proved, Noah still had enough in him to scream.
"And Ezekiel!" The recently healed Ezekiel screamed and held onto his signature toque as he fell the distance. It was clear that his hair was barely healed and still scraggly but otherwise his mutations were all but gone.
"Our two half generation contestants have also joined the fray!" Chris shouted.
"Alejandro!" The dashing Spaniard tied his hair and jumped into the water with grace, earning appreciative stares from Owen and many of the other girls.
"And Sierra!" A faint cry for Cody could be heard as Sierra made her way down, splashing right next to who she saw as her best friend and possible future lover.
"Our favorites from Total Drama Revenge of the Island have all made it back for their own revenge as well!" Chris said once the first twenty-four contestants were safely bobbing up and down in the water.
"Cameron!" The bubble boy brainiac's red sweatshirt flew behind him as he dropped down, grabbing his glasses before they could float off.
"Lightning!" As the jock bragged and struck a pose, he, like Eva and Bridgette before him, attempted to get into proper diving position, but unlike the former two he was cut off unceremoniously.
"Zoey!" The redhead took a deep breath and dropped the fifty or so feet into the water, apologizing as she made a large splash.
"Newly healed Scott!" The devious redhead tried to cling onto the plane's opening before the burly chef threw him off without breaking a sweat.
"Jo!" She wrestled with Chef before being pushed off unceremoniously into the water.
"Mike, or as we know him," Chris started while Mike began falling. "Chester, Svetlana, Vito, and Manitoba Smith!" Chris proclaimed as he changed into each of the said personalities and then finally back into Mike.
"A now human Dakota!" The heiress' now short but blond hair fluttered behind her as she stepped off of the plane.
"Anne Maria!" The tanned and bombastic girl sprayed a cloud of hairspray all around her before she jumped downwards.
"Brick!" A familiar drum riff followed the next contestant as he obediently walked off of the plane.
"Sam!" The gamer guy was still holding one of his coveted systems as he was marched off of the plane. When he hesitated Chef wasted no time in punting him off of the plane.
"Dawn!" The fan favorite of the season took a little step off of the plane and seemed to fall down without much fanfare, barely disappearing into the water with a splash. "...remind me to send a rescue team for her," Chris added in an aside.
"Instead of worrying about me you should introduce the next contestants," Dawn said, appearing right next to Chris. The host let out an unmanly scream and turned to the plane once more, somehow seeing Dawn in the water.
"...right...B!" The silent genius peered over the edge hesitantly and dove with several flips through the air.
"And Staci!" To no one's surprise the portly and talkative girl was trying to explain to the pilot about how piloting ran in her blood. In obvious annoyance Chef took the girl and lightly pushed her off of the plane.
"Okay we have a final fourteen to introduce so let's get on with this!" Chris said half impatiently and half excitedly.
"Shawn!" The zombie hunter screamed something about the waters being tainted and was eventually cut off when he was dumped unceremoniously into the water.
"Sky!" Her hair glinted in the open sunlight as she flipped five times in the air. Chef held out a placard with the number ten on it quite boredly.
"Sugar!" An indignant grunt came from the pageant queen as she rolled off of the plane with a squeal.
"Jasmine!" The awesome aussie held her hat tight on her head and fell into the water in a compact sphere.
"Max!" A loud cackle came from the diminutive genius before he was swiftly pushed off by the next contestant.
"Scarlett!" With frizzy red hair the evil genius already looked like she was ready to slaughter someone, and judging by the direction of her glare, it was Chris.
"Dave!" The neurotic germaphobe applied some hand sanitizer and prepared to jump, only to have his dive interrupted with a big push from the muscular chef.
"Topher!" The host wanna be put up two finger guns and shuffled backwards off of the plane.
"Ella!" With a light song the princess seemed to flutter downward and entered the water without so much of a splat. "...there's something up with that girl...I don't like it…" Chris muttered.
"Amy and Samey!" The two twins pushed at each other and fell out of the plane with the meaner of the two pushing the nicer one downward.
"Rodney!" the big farmer looked at the ladies downward and muttered a small apology before falling over and making a big splash.
"Leonard!" With his trusty spell book the larper was looking for a water softening spell yet couldn't manage it in time.
"And Beardo!" The beatboxer let out a long slide whistle noise and fell into the water.
The fifty one contestants made it aboard. It only took a quick headcount from resident nerd Harold to announce that fact straight up. "Hey where did Blaineley go?" he asked.
"Glad you asked ...not," Chris snarked. "Since she's a big celebrity, not a huge celebrity like me but still respectable, she had other commitments. And since Total Drama is a big thing around here, we ran a sweepstakes to have one hapless fan join you all."
The contestants all turned to the dock of shame as Chris held his arms out in excitement. A black sneaker stepped onto the dock and it was clear that the new contestant was some kind of jock. He had short cropped hair and a red button up flannel over his rather modest brown cargo pants. "Uhh, 'sup," the contestant said. "I'm Ryan, I won the sweepstakes to be on the show." The new contestant announced unsure of himself.
"The competition mustn't have been tough for a guy like you to get on," Heather spoke loudly. Several harsh glares went her way but she was unrepentant.
Ryan attempted a retort but was cut off with a bucket of water splashing all over his head. He turned to Chris with a blank look on his face. "It's not going to be fair if the rookie doesn't get splashed, we don't want to show favoritism, do we?"
"Hasn't stopped you before," Gwen spoke up. "Welcome to the game Ryan," she said amicably but hesitantly.
"Alright your luggage is being dropped right about now," Chris said. "But before we can have you all dry off we have a couple of matters to take care of."
"Welcome everyone to Total Drama Island Revived, here we are on the recently cleaned and slightly fixed up Camp Wawanakwa! This season will be the biggest yet, with fifty-one returning campers and one new one representing the fans out there to boot. This season will have many different twists and turns, more than any season has ever had, I would reveal them now but where would be the fun in that, welcome everyone to the hottest reality T.V. show ever, Total Drama Island Revived," Chris announced to the camera.
"Can we get dried off now?" Gwen asked bluntly.
"Not so fast, we are on a schedule! So we've got five teams to divvy out so let's-"
"Get dried first?" Jasmine asked.
"No, let's get our teams through since you all are ready to fight for the million dollars! The-"
"Campers who just want to get dried?" Dakota asked impatiently.
"Alright Fine!" Chris shouted, clearly impatient. "Chef," he spoke into his walkie-talkie, "Fire off the towels."
The Chef looked from his perch at the dock of shame and rolled his eyes. Barely heaving a breath he grabbed the massive cannon from below him and fired ten towels blindly. To his astonishment, all managed to hit Chris with such force that he fell into the water. "AT THE CONTESTANTS NOT ME!"
Confessional, Chef
Pretty boy needs to earn his stripes. It would be unfair to show favoritism to the host and not the contestants, wouldn't it?
"Sorry Chris!" Chef shouted as he walked carrying a pile of towels in his arms. "The towel gun jammed after I hit you too much."
"Whatever," Chris griped.
On the shore, the contestants were currently idly chatting, interacting, and getting along for the most part. "You know I kinda doubt that we were all picked here for a reason," Scott said with a sneer, angling his stare at Staci, Ezekiel, and Beardo.
Confessional, Staci
My great-great grandfather was the first person who was an underdog. So I'm definitely channeling him for the competition.
Confessional, Ezekiel
Man eh, I've had a lot of bad memories from this place, but well, I've always gotta continue something from this. Hopefully get a couple of friends. Beardo's cool, eh.
Confessional, Beardo
(Plays the price is right theme) I'm definitely gonna go further this time!
The three first boots were idly chatting with each other much to the general ignorance of the others. Chef fired a dozen more towels into the masses and a large chunk of people were already heading towards them. Geoff looked behind him to see Bridgette deep in conversation with Gwen and bumped into a familiar cheerleader. "Sorry brah," Geoff said. He took a look at the sopping wet nice cheerleader as she sighed. "Hey here, let's get a towel on you, you look tired."
"I'm way more wet than she is!" Amy harshly shouted. Geoff turned in astonishment as the nicer twin rolled her eyes.
"Thanks," Samey said quietly.
Geoff looked at her with a small smile before jogging to join Tyler and some of the other jocks. Much to his annoyance, Topher stepped in front of him as he tried to talk to his old castmate. "Hey Geoff, I loved your hosting but you really went soft when you tried to make it good with Bridgette, I think that if you-"
"Thanks bro but I'm really trying to move on from that," Geoff said with a stilted laugh.
Confessional, Amy
Did you see that?! She totally took my towel, just yanked it out of my hands!
Confessional, Geoff
Here I was hoping that I'd have a good first interaction with some of the newbies. Samey? I think it was Sammy? She was nice but Amy was just bizarre and Topher was a bit odd?
As Ryan stood closer to the edge of individual he was keeping track of several contestants. Cody crept over to him and let out a meek hi. Ryan, not one to turn down an idle conversation, flashed him a small smile. "Ryan?" Sierra asked him.
"Sierra?" Ryan asked, just as confused.
"If you think you're going to gain more fangirls than my Cody then you have another thing coming! But it's so nice to compete with you. You're definitely going to get a lot, JUST NOT MORE THAN CODY!"
"Hey Sierra?" Cody interrupted. "I heard Topher was a Chris fan too. Why don't you talk to him?"
Sierra looked at Cody with a tilted head before scampering off.
Confessional, Cody
I know what you're thinking, and we're friends, that's all. Actually she's trying to help set me up with someone she knows at work, but I've learned to take things slow, and if there's a good opportunity there you'd bet the Codemeister is gonna pounce!
"Nice one Cody," Ryan complimented.
"Thanks, how did you get on this show anyways?"
"Like Chris said, it was a sweepstakes. I put my name in, made it through three rounds of interviews, one with interns, one with producers, and one with Chris. Then me and forty-nine others went out to do an obstacle course on an inflated camp Wawanakwa. I made it the furthest the fastest so they picked me."
Confessional, Ryan
So hi, I'm Ryan and this is my first confessional. I'm a big fan of the show, and just talking to some of the people here has me...has me pretty excited. But I don't want to reveal too much about me just yet. I'm not going to tell Cody or anyone else that I was the only one to complete the course and that there were like five more things to do. I hope I get in good with Cody, he was one of my favorite cast members from TDI, shame he didn't win.
"Competition sounds tough but that certainly doesn't sound like our show," zombie hunter Shawn said. "You seem nice though. Not a zombie right?'
"No, not a zombie," Ryan obliged.
"He's telling the truth," Dawn said, appearing behind Cody earning a yelp from the geek.
"Don't sneak up on people like that Dawn it's not healthy," Cody half joked.
"I do apologize, but Ryan's aura is an exceptionally nice dark green color," Dawn explained.
"In English please," Shawn asked,
"Ryan is a caring individual who thinks logically rather than emotionally or erratically which basically means that he should be one of the "normal" people on this island," Dawn continued. "Until the game corrupts him."
"Corrupts?" a new voice asked. "What do you mean corrupts him?" Jasmine asked as she walked up to the group and took her place next to Shawn.
"Like how the game corrupted all of us, we all succumbed to it one way or another," Dawn explained.
"That makes sense, I mean DJ of all people made an illegal deal with Chef and Courtney went completely psycho, this game can be deadly to the mind," Cody mused earning nods of agreement from the others. A lull came in the conversation as Cody hesitantly stretched. "Did you audition like the rest of us? I haven't seen Shawn's tape but I've seen all the others."
"Oh yeah," Ryan said quickly. "It wasn't much, thirty seconds of me tossing a football."
The conversation continued at a slow pace as Heather looked on. She rolled her eyes and found herself in the eyesight of a certain healed Spanish eel. "You look troubled, and while you're fuming is a nice look," Alejandro started. "It simply isn't a look that one should begin the game on."
"Oh buzz off," Heather said. "It's the rookie, he's such a bad liar!"
"And what did this rookie say?" The latino boy inquired
"Wouldn't you like to know dear boy," Heather said as she rolled her eyes.
Alejandro looked at Heather as she stormed off to talk to Amy of all people which caused him to raise his eyebrow.
Confessional, Alejandro
I'm not worried about Ryan at all. Solo...solo un problema, there's more but clearly he's not the biggest threat. It's best to keep an eye on him though.
Chris returned to the campers with a megaphone in his hand and called the campers to order. "Alright, you've had your fun, but now we're behind schedule, so we're going to do this quickly!"
The host held up a clipboard and prattled off the names. "Justin, Katie, Sadie, Heather, Alejandro, Owen, Ella, Jo, Amy, and Samey, please head over to my right."
"Chris my name is-"
"Until Amy gets eliminated you are still Samey," Chris snapped. "You ten are the Rabid Rabbits." He threw them a teal banner that unfolded to show a stylized rabbit with rabies foaming out of its mouth.
"Now then, we have Tyler, Courtney, Lindsay, Duncan, Anne Maria, Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Dave, and Sky. You ten are the Heckling Horses!" When Chris threw the tarp Dave was crushed underneath it and the tarp unrolled to see a maroon horse laughing profusely.
"Moving on! We have Beth, DJ, Staci, Dakota, B, Dawn, Sam, Scott, Jasmine, and Shawn. Head to my left because you are the Dopey Doves!" Staci had already began chatting to Dawn and Jasmine when she was covered by the Doves' banner. Jasmine picked up the purple colored banner and unrolled it to show a Dove with a confused expression.
"Okay, that being said, we have Noah, Eva, Izzy, Leshawna, Brick, Rodney, Leonard, Max, Scarlett, Lightning, and finally Sugar representing the Burling Birds," Chris announced motioning for the eleven campers to move to the right slightly as he threw Brick their banner. The orange banner was shown to have a bird on it appear to be flying across at supersonic speeds.
"Finally, last and possibly least, we have Ezekiel, Cody, Harold, Trent, Bridgette, Geoff, Gwen, Sierra, Beardo, Topher, and Ryan. Just stay where you are because you are the Gambling Giraffes!"
"But Giraffes do not have any opposable thumbs to gamble!" Harold shouted.
"I don't care!" Chris said as he threw the giraffes a green colored banner that unfolded to reveal a glasses wearing smug giraffe. "Now, you would have had an hour to grab your supplies but because of someone, accidentally shooting me-"
"Are you sure it was an accident?" Duncan spoke up.
"You guys only have forty-five minutes to recover your stuff."
"And where is it?" Beth asked quietly.
Chris looked up as a whistle indicated the dropping of heavy bags. Several agile contestants, Sky, Svetlana, Zoey, Izzy, among others, dove out of the way but a good chunk of them were hit with the opened packages. "Smart question Beth, I don't' have cookies but fifty bucks will be wired to you by the end of the show."
Confessional, Beth
It's not a million but at least I won something? It cost me fifty bucks to take the bus from my farm to the airport though.
The cast members set to finding their pieces of luggage. "There are six cabins this season, five are permanent residency and one will change their occupancy. I'll explain that later, so head over and make camp nice." Chris said as they flocked to their luggage.
"HOW HARD CAN IT BE SAMEY, IT LOOKS JUST LIKE MINE EXCEPT UGLIER, LIKE YOU!?" Amy shouted in a shrill tone.
Alejandro was quick to run to the meaner of two twins and calm her down. The mean twin eemed to melt in his gaze, allowing Samey to actually scour the pile for her luggage. She made a grab to a heavy bag and strained at moving it. "Here let me help," Geoff said. He moved his heavy bags and underneath were the twins' bag.
"Thanks, Geoff, was it?" Samey asked.
"Yeah, I hope to see you around dudette," he said before turning around to join his team.
On the other side of the pile Sky and Dave had accidentally bumped into each other as they tried to haul away their luggage. "Oh," Dave stammered, a hateful gaze in his eyes.
"Yeah," Sky started, a sense of hesitation in her voice.
"Let me just- If I may-"
Confessional, Sky
I get that I led Dave on but he just wouldn't listen!
Confessional, Dave
As much as I want to forgive her it still hurts! You saw our dance over there…
As Ella hauled her luggage away with much struggle a haughty Jo looked at her with a condescending glance that slowly softened. "Hey Princess!" the jock called out.
Ella turned around with a bright smile on her face. "Hello miss Jo!"
"Save the formalities, we're on a team," Jo started. "And maybe tune down the girly stuff, it ruins my vibe."
"Oh I did not want to ruin your mojo at all! If we aren't at our best then we can easily fall into our worst!" Ella stammered.
"So let me take your bag on my shoulder and you just shut up for now. We can talk more about your girlishness later."
Confessional, Ella
There are many female heroes who wear a dress and they are just as strong as those who don't wear dresses! Like Belle!
Confessional, Jo
I'm not going to be the first one to snap at Ella. She's got a sweet presence and if you attack the sweetie then you're suddenly the public enemy. I'm still gonna control her, like this entire team.
Katie and Sadie, looking on at the previous interaction, shared a glance with each other and hastily jogged up to join the confused princess. "Hey Ella," Sadie started. "What Jo said was pretty mean!"
"It totally was!" Katie chimed in. "We think you look amazing in that dress! And your voice is amazing so you shouldn't stop singing for her!"
"Oh I didn't intend to," Ella said with a small smile. "As abrasive as she is she can have her own opinions."
"But her opinion may turn into her leading the team," Sadie said as they walked to the cabin. "I'm kind of scared of her. And Katie is too. If we lose do you want to vote her out?"
"That would be mean." Ella retorted.
"This is a game and I'm sure Jo would understand that most of all," Katie said. "The three of us against Jo?"
"Sounds like a plan I guess, but I want out if this doesn't help me further," Ella said.
"Okay," Sadie and Katie said.
Little did they know that a radiant beauty was tailing them and didn't need much effort to listen to them.
Confessional, Justin
I wonder if I can get in good with them. The butterball raises a fair point all things considered. There's a new group of ladies that I can always manipulate but the butterball and her friends are always a good alliance to fall back on.
Ezekiel strained to hoist his bag onto his back and took another smaller bag in his hand, which he handed over to Beardo. The taller boy looked at his newfound friend and pointed to his hair. Almost instantly Ezekiel threw the smaller bag into his hair and it disappeared without a trace. The two laughed along and made their way to their cabin when they both felt a tap on their shoulders. "Hi," Beardo started in a quiet voice. He began humming a familiar Jeopardy theme tune when he looked at the person behind them. "Ryan, right?'
"Yeah that's me," Ryan said. "So, listen," he said, dragging the two first boots closer to the side, "I know you two...haven't exactly had...the best track record."
He paused, noticing Ezekiel wincing as he started to continue. "Sore subject, I know. Anyways, I think we can all make it further than we ever thought if we initially allied."
"Listen man," Beardo started. "I just want to have fun."
"But having too much fun will get you out sooner rather than later," Ryan countered. "It doesn't have to be serious but I just don't want to be the first one out,"
"That's understandable eh, I know I don't want to be first out again," Ezekiel agreed.
"Same here," Beardo nodded, "But my goal is to just prove that I can compete with the rest of them," Beardo continued.
"Hey I get that so you guys in? I'm not like Heather who's going to make an extensive rule list to follow. All I ask is that you don't betray the alliance and you try the best you can to avoid doing the things that got you guys kicked off last time," Ryan explained.
"I'm in eh," Ezekiel smiled while looking over to his taller and hairier friend.
"Yeah sure, I'm in," Beardo nodded.
"I'm willing to bet that they aren't gonna expect anything from us underdogs," Zeke added excitedly, earning nods from the other two.
After pondering the idea Ryan smiled as an idea flickered across his face. "Underdogs...I like the sound of that, let's dub ourselves that," he said with a big smile.
Beardo gave a ding-ding-ding noise in repeated succession to show his approval while Zeke gave a thumbs up, the three dispersed in order to avoid suspicion and left to either their cabin or to talk with some others.
Confessional, Ezekiel
This season I'm in it to better myself and to prove that the first two seasons were flukes. I just want to come back be normal and move on from what happened and Ryan offered that opportunity to me so I took it.
Confessional, Beardo
I may not be going all out to win this season, I'm just aiming for top thirty but hey I'm here and I've got an alliance I may as well try. (Lets out a dubstep beat and begins dancing to it)
The campers all settled into their cabins with little fanfare. As usual, many of the cabins were not up to current building codes but to those on Pahkitew it was a clear improvement. Another fifteen minutes of grumbling later the contestants gathered at the center of the cabin commons, waiting for the sadistic host to play his role.
Chris rode in on his trusty SUV and held a megaphone up. He had yet to turn to turn on the megaphone when a camera suddenly zoomed in on him. He faced the lens and put on an award winning smile. "Fifty two contestants, one island, one million dollars, and infinite amount of drama! It looks like all this drama is stirring well enough right now! What will happen next on this epic two parter first episode? Find out next time on
Total Drama Island Revived!"
And that's the chapter I hope you all enjoyed I'll respond to all reviews in the chapter that I'm currently on.
