A swooping shot of the infamous Camp Wawanakwa preceded the host with the most getting in front of the camera. With a flourish he directed the camera towards him and began his now signature spiel. "Last time, on Total Drama Island Revived-"
The screen split off into fifty-one sections as the first fifty one campers were shown getting off the plane and into the water. "We reintroduced old favorites, old hated ones, and even one not so lucky contest winner." The new contestant was then shown getting wet from Chris' bucket.
"We divided our fifty-two contestants into five awesome teams and from there the drama started to fly!" Alejandro and Heather, the finalists of Total Drama World tour were shown sneering at the new contestant, Ryan, as he got in close with several other contestants. "Alliances, two of them in fact, were formed, friendships blossomed, and more importantly, Drama started to fly! What will happen next? Find out on this second episode of premiere night, right here, right now, on Total, Drama, Island Revived!"
The cameras popped up out of the ground and trees disturbing nature and wildlife surrounding it.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind.
Heather and Alejandro were talking amicably among themselves as they glanced over at the many campers.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
It was at this point where the camera showed Ryan arriving on a boat but his face was hidden from view by a boat rail.
I wanna be famous.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
Here it shows Beardo and Zeke leaving the dock fistbumping and smiling all the while.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!
The BFFL alliance was hugging by the beach with Jo staring at them in anger.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Here all the campers could be seen at the campfire with their marshmallows.
Much of the set up for the introduction had already been done when Chris rolled into the center of the cabin commons. The host looked about to see several campers pairing off into groups. He looked to one of the crew members and made the decision to prolong this episodes intro as the cameramen went to work in pursuit of drama. But before the day even began Chris had set up a meeting with one of the campers.
"Now I would like to offer you the position of saboteur, you'll be given two choices for each challenge which can either hurt or help other teams, some are more overpowered than others but each one will have its effects on the team or player that its placed upon. As the saboteur for each elimination you survive in the team phase, you earn a hundred dollars, if you reach merge you get an extra thousand, and an extra five hundred for each elimination you survive there," Chris explained to the mysterious individual.
"I accept," The individual stated quickly.
"Perfect, you've got two choices, have the losing team eliminate two players or have one team get a spare vote in the votes tonight," Chris explained.
"I'll go with the first option," they decided.
"Alright, hope you cause some drama because this will be a great season," Chris giddily stated.
"Sure Chris, sure."
"So Ryan, do you play any sports?" Geoff asked his new teammate.
"Yeah, just baseball and football," Ryan said quickly. "...and a bit of Track, just for fun. I'm not that good at sports though."
"Could have fooled me dude," Geoff said with a smile. "Now come on, you've been meshing well with us so I think if we have enough time we can party!"
Unknown to the two jocks, several others were looking at the newbie intently, something that he barely caught wind of as he walked into the cabin.
Confessional, Heather
This new guy sucks at lying...all the better to have him as the first one gone. Alejandro and Sierra both lasted way too long for my liking...or in Al's case not long enough...why couldn't he have just been like that stupid old host from the middle of the season?
Confessional, Mike
You know, Ryan and I were old friends. He managed to help me with a few things but we lost contact once he moved to Oregon, I didn't think he'd make it back into Canada. It'll help to have another friendly face on this season, I've been...I've been feeling a whole lot more nervousness lately. I'm so glad Zoey and Cameron are here but it's still a big competition, so I hope I can get friendly with the others.
On the horse cabin, Duncan was sitting on a rocking chair placed on the cabin's porch, whittling away. Out of the corner of his eye he saw a flash of red peer over the railing. "Amateur," Scott sneered to himself.
Unfortunately to him Duncan overhead. He stood up from the chair and pulled the redhead's neck through the railing. "If you have something to say, you want to say it louder?" Duncan said as he raised his fit.
"OH CAN IT YOU OGRE!" A rather annoying voice said. Courtney stepped out of the ladies' side of the cabin and shoved Duncan off of Scott. "Sorry Scott, mind the ogre, he bites and smells."
Scott looked at the punk and shrugged. "I probably could have beaten him, he's not so tough."
"You want to say that louder?" Duncan lunged with his fists drawn. Courtney leapt between the two boys and shoved both of them to the ground. The punk looked at his ex and the scoundrel, who crawled away in fear.
Confessional, Duncan
That new guy from Revenge of the Island really knows how to get under peoples' skin huh? Got to see a real hot Courtney though, so that ain't bad.
Confessional, Courtney
Can he not be civil for once? He's exactly how I remember him, same old obstinate, same old fool hardy, same old aggressive...same old cute…
NO HE'S NOT CUTE! HE'S AN OGRE DAMMIT!
Confessional, Scott
Redheads have pretty good track record so I wasn't too worried, all I needed to do was to rough him up. I'm not scared of these old players, the new ones are just going to take over!
Inside the Doves' Cabin Sam was sitting on Dakota's bed as she weeded through her clothes. "Back on revenge I only shared a cabin with Dawn. It's going to take some getting used to with Beth, Staci, me, Dawn, and Jasmine all sharing this place."
"If they give you problems just hit them with a powerful uppercut, I know you've still got that mutant strength with you, even if you are half strength," Sam complimented. "I'll be sharing with DJ, Scott, and B."
"What about Shawn?"
"He sleeps outside like on Pahkitew from what I saw," Sam thought aloud.
Confessional, Sam
Maybe he'll be sleeping in another's bed more often this time around...if you know what I mean… heh heh heh
"Attention Campers, meet at the docks!" Chris shouted through his megaphone.
Several of the contestants stumbled out of their respective cabins and looked for the host with the most annoying voice. "The forest? I don't really like the sound of that," Bridgette said hesitantly.
"Oh that's right," Ryan said, coming behind her. "Just focus on us and you know you're never really alone." He flashed Bridgette a small smile, something that did not go unnoticed by Geoff.
Confessional, Geoff
Okay let me tell y'all. Bridgette and I broke up. We just grew apart, she said something about how I was partying hard too much and I didn't like it when Bridgette had all these protests to go to. We're still friends, definitely, as if I'd ever not want to be friends with such a cool dudette like Bridgette, but we really broke up a month ago so it's still fresh in my mind.
Not looking where he was going, Geoff bumped into one of the cheerleaders. "Oh," Samey shouted.
"My fault dudette, don't worry about a thing."
"Urgh, I'm so sorry Geoff," Amy interrupted. "She's just such a klutz. When she was little she tripped over my leg-"
"You mean you tripped me with your leg," Samey interrupted.
"And she got cake all over her nose! What a dumbass!" The two twins began to bicker once again and Geoff hastily retreated to his team, catching up with Gwen and Trent as they talked among themselves.
Max put his hands together and skipped off towards his team. A plan was very clearly brewing in his little head of his. He looked to the bickering girls and smiled.
Confessional, Max
There are far too many weak minds in this game to pose a true threat to an individual like me! Once I get ahold of my lackey and properly discipline her she and I will steamroll the competition! (He attempts to maniacally laugh until he falls off of the toilet seat) CURSED CONFESSIONAL !
The self proclaimed genius walked to the girls as they brawled on the ground before he was swooped up by a more energetic ball of red energy. "I HAVE FOUND THE MISSING OOMPA LOOMPA MISTER WONKA, I SHALL DELIVER HIM TO YOU STAT!" Izzy shouted before jumping away once again.
The rest of the Birds looked on as Izzy and Max disappeared into the thick forest. "Crazy girl," Eva said simply. She tried her best to hide a burgeoning smile as she heard Izzy cackle, but for one familiar redhead, it was easily noticeable.
"Smile, like a river, cute, like a smile, SMILE!" Rodney shouted before suddenly becoming interested in his oversized shoes.
Confessional, Eva
I like the flirting but if he distracts my game anymore I will bite his head off.
The Horses had seemingly split off into two groups, one being Duncan, Dave, Tyler, Lindsay, and Anne Maria, and the other being Courtney, Zoey, Cameron, Mike, and Sky. It was a clear a rift had already formed among the group because of the many broken relationships from previous seasons.
"Um hey, Courtney I've been wanting to ask you about something," Zoey worriedly spoke to the former CIT.
"And what would that be Zoey?" Courtney asked being uncharacteristically cheerful.
"Well as someone who's gone through every bit of their contract, I was wondering how many seasons of this we have to do?" Zoey asked still worried that Courtney might snap at her.
"For me it was five seasons, I would presume the same for you all as well," Courtney responded.
"Any idea on why he would call everyone back here after deserting it?" Sky asked chiming in.
"Well this place was filled with toxic waste so he probably just used Pahkitew Island as a way to do a new season while this island was still being cleaned," Cameron explained.
"Didn't he go to jail also," Mike mused.
"Yeah for the toxic waste, for whatever reason they only put him in jail after Pahkitew Island aired, and he seemed pretty sadistic there imagine how sadistic he is now," Cameron thought aloud.
"Yeah there is no way this challenge is in anyway normal," Sky said as they arrived at the location of the challenge.
Confessional, Zoey
Normal? Uhh, that would be nice and all, but what Sky said was obviously abnormal. Wait was that too mean? I don't want to offend Sky…
Confessional, Sky
I remember signing up to show I just wanted escape from normalcy. Normalcy seemed like a nightmare, but now it's a GODDAMN DAYDREAM! (the confessional begins to rumble, and Sky burps) Wow, I guess I'm more nervous than I thought.
"Hello, and welcome back campers to the docks where if you remember many things happened here like a lot of eliminations, the death of the original bunny and Leshawna outsmarting Chef, but today this is where our first challenge begins," Chris spoke going down memory lane.
"Chris just get on with it, no one cares about the past," Gwen said.
"Fine yeesh, for how much fame I've given you guys, you still don't like me," Chris complained.
"Maybe it's because you've tried to kill us on multiple occasions," Cameron offered.
"Yeah whatever, the ratings were totally worth it though, but anyway in the challenge today you will be running a relay marathon around the island," Chris announced which was met with many groans from the champers.
"Oh, great running this is going to be just swell," Noah spoke.
"That's right Noah and not only that I've added a new twist to this season," This was met with even more groans from the crowd. "I have granted someone the power to sabotage, each challenge they will be given two choices to choose from and this challenge they decided the last place team will eliminate two people instead of one," This earned many shocked stares especially from the early boots of seasons past. "Lastly, excluding the winning team, everyone will vote out at least one person tonight," Chris finished dropping the biggest bomb for last.
"Why Chris? You've never done that before," Dakota half asked half shouted.
"Because there are so many of you and I want to start off with a bang," The campers began to protest before Chris ignored them all in due turn. "Anyways before you all whine and cry, I need the teams of eleven, The Giraffes and The Birds to select someone to sit out for the challenge," Chris stated before walking off to the starting line.
Confessional, Ryan
I don't necessarily want to win this challenge, I want to gain Cody's trust and add him into my alliance with Beardo and Zeke. I feel one of the best ways of doing that is sending whoever he wants home which I presume to be Sierra. Now if we do manage to come in last then my intention is to have Harold take the fall for our failures. The other thing is, is that I need to do well in this challenge in order to show my team that I'm worth keeping around… today is going to be a rough day.
With the Giraffes they were debating on who should sit out. It was quickly decided however that it should be Harold or Zeke because of their less than preferable athletic prowess.
"Well I think it's clear that Harold or Zeke should sit out," Gwen said.
"Zeke the weak farmer or Harold the geek, I don't know but I'd probably take Zeke," Topher offered.
"Nothing against you Zeke, but Harold does have a better track record, maybe it's best if you sit this one out," Ryan suggested with a smile and a nod indicating to talk to him later.
"Yeah I guess, eh I'll sit this one out," Zeke solemnly agreed before walking away from the group. Ryan followed in response in order to comfort the farm boy and explain his decision.
"Look man, I know you're disappointed in not being able to compete in this challenge, but it gives them less of a reason to boot you first again if we manage to lose," Ryan explained.
"Yeah I guess that makes sense eh," Zeke thought aloud.
"Besides it also helps hide our alliance, why would I not want my alliance member to compete. As much as it sucks to not play, you gotta think about it in the long run. The less times you mess up, the more likely you are to stay longer," Ryan mused.
"Yeah eh, I guess that makes sense, thanks man," Zeke thanked.
Confessional, Ezekiel
I don't know too much about Ryan, but he's already shown that he's got my interests in mind, hopefully he follows through and helps me go somewhat far. (picks nose)
Ryan then pulled Beardo aside to help him out as well, "Hey Beardo, run after or before Harold, I think it may be in our best interests if you do so," Ryan said.
"Why's that?" Beardo asked confused on the benefit in running after Harold.
"Harold is by far the worst athletically out of all of us, so I expect him to fall behind by a lot, by running behind him all you have to do is keep us in the same spot as Harold left us or even gain some ground back and you'll make it through," Ryan explained in detail.
"That makes sense, thanks man," Beardo replied smiling.
Confessional, Beardo
I like Ryan so far, I think he's really trying to make this alliance work for the benefit of all of us even though we have to make some sacrifices to do so.
With the other eleven player team, The Birds had a much easier decision to make because they had some volunteers.
"I think we all know sports aren't my forte, so I think it would benefit us if I sat this one out," Noah suggested.
"Anyone have any objections to Noah sitting out," Brick asked the team, to which he received no response. "Alright then Noah sits out," Brick announced.
"Well it appears the teams have made up their minds, and it looks like Zeke and Noah will sit out," Chris announced. "Now may I have the first runners for each team step forward," Chris continued.
In response, Tyler, Jo, Brick, Ryan, and Jasmine all stepped up and lined up at the starting line for their respective teams. Chris then pulled out what looked like a starter's pistol and pointed it to the sky. "On your marks. Get set. GO!" Chris called out firing what he thought to be a blank in the air. In reality it was an actual bullet which brought down one of the island's many birds from the sky. The runners took off on their ten mile jog which Chris forgot to inform the campers about.
"Hey Chris how long is this run," Scott asked,
"Ten miles," Chris replied simply.
"This is going to take forever, seriously Chris?" Heather complained.
"Yep I'm serious Heather have fun, I'll be back in a few hours," Chris snickered walking away.
"I hate that man," Gwen muttered to herself.
Confessional, Gwen
I hate being here, all it does is bring back horrible memories and the almost irresistible urge to strangle Chris and steal that wretched prize money that has torn apart so many relationships. Bridgette and Geoff are on my team, as awkward as that may be to them.
The runners were already a few miles into their jog. Jo, Ryan, Jasmine, and Brick took a hefty lead past Tyler early but now Brick was beginning to fall behind and it became clearer that Ryan, Jo and Jasmine were going to win the first leg, the question was who.
At around the halfway mark Tyler was long gone Brick was a little ways back but nowhere near striking distance. But now Jasmine was starting to slip, she was reaching her peak and Jo and Ryan were leaving her behind. Jo was becoming increasingly agitated that the newbie of all people was keeping up with her.
"Ok newbie, how the hell are you keeping up with me, Brick House and The Aussie I understand but you," Jo inquired seemingly barely out of breath.
"I don't know, maybe you aren't as good as you thought," Ryan snarkily replied.
"Fuck off, I'm better than everyone here," Jo replied sprinting ahead with Ryan still right behind her.
Confessional, Ryan
I'm really good at distance running. I suck in short sprints but give me a couple miles and I'll beat you any day of the week. My dad made me run three miles a day in the summer heat to prepare for football every summer and a mile at night and a mile in the morning every other season, good times. However I'm not going to tell Jo that, it'll agitate her some more and she'll piss off some more people. She's one of the few I don't want making merge no matter what. (He grins cockily) And if everything goes well then I'll be making it to the end.
Ryan braced himself as he surged forward, attempting to run forward while he expected a fight from the tough jockette. The fight never came as Jasmine pushed right past him and began matching the jockette stride by stride. "Sorry dear Sheila," Jasmine said, pushing forward just slightly.
The Jock was unwilling to go down with a fight and bumped against the taller australian. "Beat it Awful Aussie!"
The two girls bumped into each other with increasing ferocity. Brick, trying to rush forward on his own, took a deep breath and fell just behind the two ladies. Jasmine looked behind her at the commotion and opened herself up to Jo attacking her. Ryan, unfettered, continued running at a slower yet constant rate.
Confessional, Jo
That stupid Australian! And no, I'm not racist! I'm a dumb blond, I'll be fine if she calls me that and I'll respect her in any other competition except one like this!
Confessional, Jasmine
Yeesh, Jo was actually one of my inspirations. I'm hoping that later if we talk then we can get this all sorted. She's got less skin than a spam can.
Geoff looked at Harold with a sideways glance as the ginger nerd began to stretch. "Dude you're not going up until like second to last."
"That may be true but when Leshawna and I go for our thirty minute walks we must stretch like this for at least fifteen minutes, isn't that right my luscious queen?" He asked, turning to Leshawna, who blushed before turning away quite bashfully.
Confessional, Leshawna
I love that scrawny boy and all, we actually are working on moving in together, and he knows how to treat me like a queen, but I wish he'd tone it down just a little more
Geoff saw Leshawna wince and he cracked a smile. "Hey guys look!" Gwen shouted. "I see someone!"
The other campers turned to see Ryan, drenched in sweat and panting heavily, round the curves with much more ease. He limped forward and slapped Gwen's hand before falling over. "Let's get him some water!" Cody shouted. He walked across the starting line and hardly noticed as Jasmine leaped over him.
Bridgette rushed to prop Ryan up as she led him on a walk to cool things off. They dodged Jo running forward and soon Ryan was lapping at Cody's water eagerly.
Confessional, Sierra
That's my Cody… so kind and caring… he makes me happy just seeing him so I don't mind not being with him, but I want to soak up all the CODY I CAN GET! CODYYYYYYYYYYY!
Geoff looked at Bridgette as she held up their new teammate. His eyebrows rose inquisitively, clearly jealous, but he sighed and looked around, sitting on the ground as he waited for Gwen to finish her ten miles. As he sat down, he felt a presence drop next to him. "Hi," Samey said. "It's Geoff right?"
"Yeah, and you're Sammy?" Geoff asked, flashing a small smile.
"No," another voice chimed in. "She's Samey, the lesser, more boring, my double! I'm Amy and you better believe it!"
"Buzz off Amy," Samey said bluntly.
"Like I have to listen to you," Amy scoffed. She shoved her sister aside and took her place next to Geoff. "So Geoff, was it? What happened to you and Bridgette? Whatever she couldn't give I'm sure that I could give you that."
"I'd rather not tell you yet," Geoff said coolly but politely. He saw DJ waving over to him and he reciprocated. "Sorry, I want to talk to DJ real quick."
Amy huffed and saw Geoff jog off quite eagerly. "So what was that all about?" DJ asked.
"I just wanted to get away from that chick.
Confessional, Amy
DAMMIT SAMEY! IT was her fault, not mine! You saw that!
Gwen was slowly losing Ryan's lead and was currently running alongside Shawn. "Zombie training did you well, huh?" Gwen asked.
"Uhh, yeah," Shawn said. "Technically it's zombie apocalypse training but I get what you mean."
"So do you watch a lot of zombie movies or do you read more books?"
"Well I'll tell you this," Shawn said, slowly speeding up. "If you rely on T.V. too much there will be a time when the apocalypse comes along and knocks out all the power and we have to go back to old outdated books."
"So why do you bother with TV?"
"So I get the most recent of recent information and the zombies can't catch up!" Shawn said excitedly. He rushed forward. "Nice talking Gwen, hope to see you soon!"
Gwen looked at the scruffy survivalist as he sped off and sighed.
Confessional, Shawn
Cardio baby, rule number one. Not my favorite, that would be double tap, but there's hardly any situation in the living world where I need to double tap lethally.
Five minutes after Justin ran off, Brick stepped into the common grounds with a salute before he high fived LIghtning. "Sha-Lightning speeds off faster than the speed of lightning!" the jock said, jumping over Cameron as he investigated a bug. As the genius got up, he bumped into a much clumsier jock as he ran forward.
"Sorry dude," Tyler said, helping the boy up. "Meant to tag Mike or Anne or Duncan. I'm gonna do that right now."
"Actually," Chris said, popping up between the two of them and shouting through his megaphone. "Cameron is going next because Tyler bumped into Cameron."
The bubble boy sighed and dusted himself off. "I'm sorry guys but I hope you all can make it up for me."
Confessional, Cameron
Owning up to my shortcomings will hopefully make it so Courtney and Duncan and Sky and Dave see me as someone accountable. I still have to give it my all. Though at this point I can confidently say I can hold up the weight of a monarch butterfly. (Fifteen monarch butterflies in the confessional land on Cameron's head) Two more than a baker's dozen worth of monarch butterflies is a different story however.
"Here's hoping that Cameron doesn't screw it up," Courtney added in an aside to Sky.
"He won his season, don't you remember?" Sky reminded.
"But that was more on his brains and mental strength, not his physical strength, or lack thereof. If it weren't for Tyler running into him I'm sure we could be on pace with the others."
"We don't know what lies ahead though," Zoey defended. "Maybe Tyler got stuck at a brain teaser or something."
Courtney, though willing to argue, saw Duncan picking on Mike and immediately stormed to the so called ogre. To her surprise, she heard Mike talking back to Duncan. "So what if it is true? My future is just as defined as your monobrow."
Confessional, Courtney
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"HAH!" Courtney shrieked. "Monobrow Moron!"
"Like you're one to talk CITCH," Duncan barbed. Mike looked at the bickering exes and backed away silently.
"Hey Mike, you okay over there?" Zoey asked defensively.
"I actually got to trade some good barbs with Duncan. I'm going to be fine."
Confessional, Zoey
Sounds like I'm going to need to talk to Duncan. If he hurts Mike I'm gonna RIP HIS PIERCING OUT AND USE IT TO STYLE MY HAIR! AT least if I was commando, which I don't plan to do for a while.
Chris cut in after Zoey's confessional with an obnoxious static filled screen. "So the challenge got boring, conversations got boring, so enjoy this montage before the drama fills up!"
Cameron had made it to the two mile mark before he started gasping for air. Shawn raced around the final corner with Lightning hot on his heels with his arms outstretched. He tagged Beth, who nodded and sprinted off. Lightning, not too far behind, heard Sugar Cheering for him and held her hand out for a high five. Lightning took it, and Chris made Sugar run much like he made Cameron run. Gwen, having dropped the Giraffe's lead to go down to the center of the pack, avoided Harold and tagged Bridgette. Justin soon showed up and tagged Heather, who sneered and started walking at a brisk pace.
By the time Cameron had gone around the four other teams had managed to get another runner in the midst. Sugar lost the Birds's lead and was currently in fourth when she tagged a cackling Izzy. Heather had shuffled up to second place and tried to tag Alejandro. The two shared an intense stare before Heather and Alejandro recoiled. Bridgette had kept her team in third place and tagged Topher. And still in first were the Doves, but that would soon change as Beth ran into B, who sighed and continued to run.
Trying to make up lost time, Cameron crawled to Mike and mumbled something about how a true gymnast would certainly excel on the field as much as in the gymnasium. Svetlana sprinted away with high spirits and a russian song from her heart. The cameras showed Svetlana going through the forest at high speed as she mumbled to herself. She tagged Sky, who sprinted off as fast as she could,
Izzy returned and tagged Scarlett to a furious Eva's chagrin. Scarlett sighed. Topher returned and bumped into Geoff. B had dropped the Doves to fifth when he tagged Scott, who initially ran off before slowing down. Sky ran to Lindsay, who while shaky, had three years of cheerleading to prove her endurance to solidify the Horse's lead. Alejandro made it quickly and accidentally kicked Sadie's heel, an action that would warrant Sadie running the next lap.
Lindsay eventually return and wanted to tag Tyler but, Courtney walked in front of her and intentionally got tagged in order to avoid Chris forcing Tyler to run again. Geoff then appeared and tagged Beardo who looked at Ryan as if he didn't know what to do, Ryan just waved it off and gave a look as if to say he'll figure it out, so Beardo took off. Scarlett and much to the disappointment of Scott had passed Sadie at some point and had now sent, Rodney and Dawn on their way. A couple minutes later Sadie had returned.
Without much of an issue Sadie, sweating and almost crawling by the time she finished, put the team in last yet tagged her BFFL and continued to run forward. Jo walked up to the tub of lard and shouted. "We're in last place now! Fatass!"
"Just because I'm fat doesn't mean I didn't try my best!" Sadie shouted. She burst up crying and Ella was quick to comfort her.
"I did my best but I hate running! I don't think that Jo understands!" she bawled.
Confessional, Sadie/Katie
Sadie: This is why I leave the running to Katie! I hate athletes! I hate bullies! I hate Jo!
Katie: It's okay, you do well in other sports, like sumo wrestling
Sadie: (crying less) it impressed that hot referee
Katie: And you got his number.
Sadie: It was for a sumo wrestling friend of his. Why'd he think I was lesbian? (points to KAtie's hair) Oh em gee I love your hair today, the running really helped with it.
Katie: I know, right? I can handle the windswept look. I look beautiful, right?
Sadie: You always do!
Katie/Sadie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Cracks confessional lens)
Cody waited on the sand with the others drawing schematics of an electricity project he was going to update as soon as he got home. "HI CODY!" Sierra shouted, causing him to jump. "What are you drawing?"
Cody opened his mouth to explain but Sierra simply chuckled and replied, "That's so smart of you Cody-wody!"
"Was it?" Ryan asked.
"OF COURSE IT WAS!" Sierra shrieked. "Of course meatheads like you wouldn't get to know what nerds do.
"Hey, Ryan was just asking a question, no need to be so defensive," Cody interjected.
"Besides, we don't even know if Cody is practicing with a simple elementary problem of five amperes and twelve ohms or something more complicated with alternating series," Harold prattled.
Sierra turned with a humph and waited for the runners to come across. "I think Cody would feel a lot better if Sierra was voted off," Ryan said to Harold.
"No, Cody and Sierra are friends. Not like me and Leshawna in any regard but still friends till the end. If that's what my fellow drama brother wants, then that is what I shall give them!" Harold said heroically.
Confessional, Ryan
I didn't account for that… the drama brothers… I just hope I'm drawing enough attention to Harold and Sierra.
Montage Begin
Courtney managed to hold The Horse's lead and tagged Zoey in order to extend said lead. Katie had caught the Rabbits back up to second however they needed to catch the Horses so she tagged Amy to chase Zoey down. Beardo was able to keep third place for the Giraffes and tagged Sierra in order to make up for lost time knowing she would sprint all the way through just to get back to Cody. Rodney came through about five minutes later and tagged Eva much to their joy although for different reasons. Finally Dawn showed a few minutes later and tagged DJ to make up for lost time.
Again more time past and Zoey came through the finish/start line and tagged Dave who jogged off. A while later Eva came through and tagged Max just to get his run out of the way and hoped that he wouldn't totally mess it up. Amy, Sierra and DJ all managed to finish all within the same minute of each other sending off, Ella who sang while she ran, Cody, only because when she got back, she gave him a giant bear hug, and lastly Sam, in hopes that he could at least keep pace with Cody.
Because of the other team's lack of physical runners left on their team to run, Dave was able to hold The Horses' lead, and in order to extend that lead Dave tagged Duncan who took off on a sprint. Cody to many of his fellow camper's surprise managed to pass Max and catch Dave up, he tagged Trent which just left Harold to run. Ella managed to pass Max up as well and tagged Samey when she returned who took off after Duncan and Trent. Sam and Max arrived at relatively the same time, Sam tagged Dakota and Max tagged Leshawna who both hated running but nonetheless jogged off.
At some point Trent had caught up to Duncan and when he passed him tripped him and sent him tumbling into the ground and swallowing a ton of sand where he sat there coughing it up for the next five minutes allowing for both Samey and Leshawna to pass him before he jogged off again. Eventually Trent returned to his group to tag the final runner.
Montage End
Trent returned with sweat dripping down his head and counting off his fingers. "More than nine, that's good for now," he mumbled. "HAROLD GO!" he said, grabbing the nerd's ankle.
The nerd looked at Trent with something of a steely gaze and jogged off. "HE'S JOGGING?!" Ryan called out in frustration. He couldn't see Harold roll his eyes while the ginger decided to sprint.
Confessional, Harold
Being the penultimate member of my team meant that I had to prove myself. I one hundred percent have the endurance of a gazelle who can outrun a cheetah. I just need to take things slow and I'm going to lead this team to victory! Ryan wouldn't understand, he's a newbie.
"Oh Cody, did you trip over your own feet?" Sierra coddled.
"Sierra, like I've been telling you for the last fifteen minutes, I'm fine. It wasn't that hard of a run. I have been training."
"Oh I know," Sierra said, eyes covered in sparkles. "Both Wendy and I have noticed, but she doesn't know about your shirtless running. You're getting so defined and toned Cody…"
"My great-great-great grandfather invented toning," Staci interjected. "I mean before him bodybuilders had to use binder clips, invented by my long lost grand aunt Chelsea, to show their muscles."
Confessional, Staci
My great grandmother invented confessionals. She also invented telling tall tales about your family...at least in my family. I'm humble enough to admit that.
Duncan turned around the corner and started coughing, something that was only worsened when he went to tag Anne Maria. "Come on you tanned orange!" he cried frustratedly.
"A million bucks better be worth all this abuse," Anne Maria said, spraying Duncan accidentally before she darted off. The punk sputtered and went back to his team.
Confessional, Duncan
Yeah I don't know what it is but Mike and I have some kind of commonality. I wonder what it is. His girlfriend's pretty hot though, but my cheating days are long gone, rest assured...I bet you three hundred bucks that Courtney is going to notice me talking to Zoey and will accuse me of talking with her to steal her from Mike.
Confessional, Courtney
...I didn't think Duncan swung that way at all… now he's flirting with Mike to steal him away from Zoey?! That ogre!
Meanwhile Leshawna and Samey both had tagged their final runners in Owen and Leonard while Dakota was getting to the finish line to tag Staci. However Harold had managed to so far hold Trent's lead.
Harold had made a brisk pace, it looked as though all of the others weren't in his sight, which depending on the athlete was good or bad. With a sigh he put his hands in his pockets and started picking up the pace. Unfortunately for the nerd, he tripped over a tree root, breaking his glasses once he landed. He sighed and continued to stumble through the woods.
Meanwhile, Anne Maria had just about jogged up to where Harold tumbled. She stepped on his glasses absentmindedly. "Oh gross, nerd glasses." She pulled a can of spray on her hair and continued to run.
Confessional, Anne Maria
Meh, nerd Glasses are gross but at least they're manmade, not like this filthy island! (a fly lands on her) GROSS!
Leonard continued his surprisingly fast sprint through the forest, propelling himself with a random leaf plucked from the ground. He was muttering incantations and bumped into Anne Maria. "Oh, my apologies respected poison mage!"
"Poison? You're delusional, this is guaranteed beauty right here!" Anne Maria said angrily, spraying down Leonard with another spray can leaving Leonard in a coughing fit trying to breath oxygen again.
Confessional, Leonard
BFTT! HACK! CACK! I knew I should have used three more points on noxious gas diffusion. Even with my tentative ally Sugar then that would have been great!
Slapping her hands together, Anne Maria continued to run.
Back at the start/finish line many of the campers were waiting for the last runners to come through and hopefully win the challenge for them. Cody and Gwen had entered a civil conversation with minor disagreements about the role of technology in interior design. "I get what you mean about lights already being in there but too bright or too dark of a light can seriously upset the feng shui of the house." Gwen argued.
"But if the door can change the lighting then I do believe that the general feng shui of the house would not change overall, would it?" Cody retorted.
Before Gwen could dignify a response, Sierra interjected. "SHUT THE FUCK UP GWEN,CODY IS RIGHT! HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT! AND HE WILL BE RIGHT!" Her shouting attracted the attention of her other, stunned teammates. However Ryan taking advantage of their distracted teammates pulled him aside to propose a deal to him.
"Look man I wanted to offer you a deal or an alliance I guess," Ryan asked sheepishly unsure on how the tech geek would respond.
"What sort of alliance are we talking," Cody asked inquisitively.
"An Underdog alliance of sorts, a group of people, that the others wouldn't expect to team up," Ryan began.
"Go on," Cody encouraged, intrigued.
"Well, I was willing to have anyone of your choice eliminated in order to gain your trust, if that helps your decision," Ryan offered.
"Who else is in this alliance?" Cody asked.
"Zeke and Beardo," Ryan replied simply.
"Hmm sounds good, hopefully we don't-"
Just as Cody agreed upon the alliance, Anne Maria darted across the finish line, gasping for air and reaching reflexively for a bottle of water. Duncan held out a water bottle for her and Anne Maria knocked it out of his hands, only for Duncan to 'accidentally' pick up Anne Maria's can of spray tan. The Jersey girl, tired from all the running, grabbed the can, opened it, and poured the contents down her throat.
Confessional, Dave
How could Anne Maria do something so gross? I just hope I don't have to see anything else like that soon. (falls in the toilet) OH F-
"And with that our challenge is over because you campers have been taking too long!" Chris announced. He sent chef off on his dirt bike to retrieve the campers.
The burly cook dumped off Harold, Leonard, Dakota, and finally kicked off Owen upon returning, Chris announced where each camper was currently placed on the course at the time of Chef picking them up.
"Rabbits, Owen managed to get you guys second and just behind him Dakota was in third however that doesn't necessarily affect the results of this challenge," Chris said and then he paused to cause suspense between the Doves and Giraffes. "In last place was Harold meaning the Giraffes will be losing two tonight and the Doves will only be losing one. I will see you all at the first elimination ceremony in five minutes," Chris continued, leaving behind a bunch of angry and scared campers.
Elimination Ceremony
"Welcome back everyone to the first elimination ceremony of the season. I will start with the Giraffes and work my way up to the Rabbits. Now since we are eliminating five players I will be moving through this quicker than usual. If you receive a marshmallow, you are safe from elimination if you do not receive a marshmallow then you will walk the dock of shame and take the rebuilt boat of losers and you will never ever come back to this island EVER," Chris explained.
"Just get on with it, some of us would like to get some sleep after today," Gwen complained earning nods of agreement from the other campers.
"Fine then ruin the suspenseful moment," Chris whined. "Anyways starting with the Giraffes. Ryan you by far turned in the best performance of the day for your team, however, because of Harold's lack of athletic abilities as well as some other failures from your team such as Sierra's constant pestering of Cody. But, we'll see where your guys' votes fall,"
"Ryan, Bridgette, and Gwen please collect your marshmallows,"
"Trent, Topher, and Geoff you are also safe,"
"Cody, and Beardo you are also safe," Chris said leaving and extremely scared Ezekiel, a less than happy Harold, and a slightly nervous Sierra.
"Harold, you lost the whole race after everyone else before you kept you guys in the race the whole time, Sierra you went coo-coo for Cody which let's be honest here is getting old and I think people would rather save Cody then keep you around. And lastly Ezekiel, you didn't do anything to give you the boot, it seems you're making nice with everyone however you've been the first boot twice because of idiotic mistakes, but because you didn't cause one this time, Ezekiel for the first time ever you're safe," Chris announced which was met with some smiles and clapping for the homeschooler because many felt bad for what he went through and felt that he deserved a second chance.
"What the heck guys, you took the first boots and the new guy over me, you know what I don't need this show, its bogus anyways," Harold huffed before making his to the boat of losers. "I can get my looks all prepped up for my luscious lady Leshawna when we meet again.
"But Cody, why, why, I can't leave you my Codykins," Sierra cried.
Cody rushed forward and surprisingly hugged Sierra for a brief second. "I'll win for you, my friend, and for Wendy," he whispered.
The tall girl immediately began to cry louder but a smile was on her face.
"Yes you can, Chef please take care of this," Chris stated calling over the brute to pick up the balling blogger and throw her on the boat with Harold.
"Now onto the Doves, you guys did well in the beginning. However, B, Staci, and Dakota all failed to follow through and lost you guys your lead, however it appears your guys' decision was obvious," Chris announced. "Jasmine, Shawn, DJ, Dawn, Beth, and Sam are all safe," Chris announced to the group allowing for the six safe campers to get their marshmallows. "B and somehow Scott are safe," Chris said earning a glare from the redhead farmer. "Dakota you didn't try at all today and Staci you're so out of shape its a miracle you made it through today's challenge anyways with a resounding vote, Staci you're gone," Chris announced.
"Aw man, but I was doing so good," Staci whined.
"Yeah no one likes you much," Scott stated bluntly, earning some glares from the other campers with his rudeness. "What? I'm not wrong," Scott said in reply to the glares.
"Anyways on to the Birds, you guys, didn't do much-excluding Lightning you guys just stayed in around third the whole race. That being said the votes were… interesting to say the least." Chris began.
"However those safe should be obvious, Lightning, Brick, Noah, Leshawna, you're all safe," Chris listed tossing each of them a marshmallow.
"Rodney, Eva, Izzy, you are also safe," Chris continued tossing the trio their own marshmallows.
"Scarlett you've tried to kill everyone at one point however you have the brain power to carry this team, Leonard once again your spells failed you in this challenge however compared to the other two you're pretty harmless, and Max you are an unathletic, conniving brat who has schemed on multiple occasions. That being said Scarlett you are safe," Chris tossing the genius her safety for the night, shocking Chef.
"Lastly Leonard you are safe as well," Chris finished earning a sigh of relief from the LARPer.
"What?! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! I was supposed to win it all," Max cried out. "HOW WILL I PAY FOR MY DOG PRISONS?!
"Shut it twerp," Eva grumbled.
"No matter this is just a minor set back towards my grand plan of ruling the world," Max cackled.
"Keep telling yourself that," Noah sarcastically stated.
"I will make all of you my servants and I will return," Max announced pointing at everyone present before he tripped over a root.
"Like hell you are," Leshawna said, fed up and grabbing Max by his ear and hauling him into the Boat of Losers while he cried out in pain.
"Moving on, Rabbits, you guys performed admirably today, however it wasn't enough. Jo, Alejandro, Katie, and some more of you performed well. But some of you like Owen and Sadie held you back and lost you guys the race. However this vote tonight was extremely close - lot of you received at least one vote,"
"Chris just get on with it I think we all know who's going home here," Sadie smirked at Jo earning a sneer from the blonde jockette.
"Fine fine, Katie, Samey, and Justin are all safe," Chris announced tossing marshmallows towards each of them.
"Amy, Ella, and somehow Heather are safe," Chris announced earning a sneer from Heather as she caught her marshmallow.
"All four of you received votes tonight," Chris began as the camera panned around to show, a nervous Owen, a stone faced Alejandro, and Jo and Sadie glaring at each other. "Sadie and Owen of the four of you, you guys received the least amount of votes," Chris continued tossing two marshmallows of safety to the two campers.
"Alejandro you're a snake but a great team player when it comes down to it, Jo you're just a jerk who looks out for themselves but, you pulled through today. Ultimately though Alejandro you are safe," Chris finished leaving a stunned Jo.
"What are you all crazy?! I kept those bozo Giraffes and Doves from getting an outlandish lead, and besides I'm not a snake like Alejandro or Heather," Jo complained.
"I guess your attitude finally caught up to you," Sadie smirked.
"Shut it butter ball," Jo grumbled before Chef shuffled her on to the Boat of Losers along with the other four losers.
"All according to plan," Sadie smiled to her two partners in crime.
Confessional, Saboteur
This will be interesting to say the least, I managed to get Sierra eliminated with my sabotage. This will be a fun season.
Confessional, Eva
It was either going to be Leonard or Max. Scarlett is a problem but her brains should help us. However as much as Leonard is an idiot, Max is a problem. He's a schemer even though he's a bad one, if he manages to even do one thing right it could spell disaster and that's not a risk worth taking
Confessional, Ryan
Today went great, I've earned the trust of my team, Cody joined the alliance, and we managed to get rid of a weak link and a physical threat who would be an issue for our alliance. All in all, today was good.
Confessional, Rodney
All the girls here are so beautiful I'm glad most of them stayed on the island after that elimination ceremony. Especially Eva, heh heh.
Confessional, Alejandro
It appears I may not be as safe as I thought, perhaps I need to start taking some precautionary measures such as an alliance. However my team already appears to have one, cleary Sadie and Katie are in it but who are the others.
"Come back next time when the campers face yet another challenge and will Ryan's Underdog alliance become more powerful. And will the BFFL alliance do the same, will the saboteur ever be found out. Find out next time on Total Drama Island Revived,"
Votes
Topher – Harold is just the weakest member of our team.
Geoff: Sorry, Harold dude, but you cost us the challenge.
Sierra – I'm like ninety nine percent sure Codykins is voting Harold off so I'm supporting him!
Bridgette – Sorry, Harold, but you really blew it today.
Trent – Harold, man, you just didn't do well enough at the challenge.
Gwen – Harold, you're just… not good at this. You need to try harder.
Cody – I know Sierra is trying to be nice, but I don't want her in my personal space!
Ryan – Toss-up between Sierra and Harold, but I chose Sierra.
Beardo – I'm going along with what Ryan wants and voting for Sierra.
Ezekiel – I'm sticking to our alliance's plan and voting Sierra.
Harold – I have to vote for Sierra if I don't want to get voted off!
Staci – My great-great-great uncle invented laziness, that Dakota girl is trying to pretend that she invented it!
B – (holds up sign of Staci)
Dawn – Staci, your aura is incredibly strong… with annoyance.
DJ – I've never met someone who talks so much as Staci, man!
Jasmine – Staci, you're in far too weak shape to contribute anything to our team!
Sam – Honestly, I just find Staci pretty annoying, so…
Dakota – Ugh, I literally just, like, cannot stand Staci being on my team!
Beth – Sorry, Staci, but I'd be more sad if anyone but you went!
Scott – This girl Staci is the most annoying person ever, she doesn't even understand this game!
Shawn – Staci would never make it in a zombie apocalypse.
Max – Leonard's infernal spells will be a massive threat to my plot of world domination!
Brick – Max puts every moral, upstanding citizen to shame!
Scarlett – Max, you're completely dumb, I'm not going to be your "lackey" this time.
Leshawna – What is up with Max? He got somethin' wrong in the head.
Noah – I can safely say that Max's IQ is on the lower extreme scale.
Lightning – Max has less brain than me, Sha-Lightning didn't think that was possible!
Sugar – Max is stupid and annoying! I don't like him!
Eva – Stop, Max. Just… Stop. Get. Some. Help.
Leonard – At least my spells work most of the time! Max's schemes always ruin things!
Izzy – Tell Max I'm gonna be the only crazy wildcard on this island!
Rodney – You really don't do much to help, Max…
Sadie - You… You're so mean, Jo! You're such a bully!
Katie – Jo… NOBODY calls my BFFL fat!
Ella – Jo, you may be strong, but you aren't a very nice person!
Justin– Jo is both unfriendly and unattractive.
Samey – I don't trust Alejandro one little bit!
Jo – I overestimated your brain size, if you think you can survive this vote, Alejandro!
Heather – Yeah, we really aren't gonna go through this again, Alejandro.
Owen – Heather's really mean and she tries to ruin all the fun!
Amy – Move along Heather! Only room for one Queen Bee here, girl!
Alejandro – It's best that Owen leaves this island quickly, before he endangers himself by calling me "Al".
Ok got this one done not much to say, I'll put the eliminations down below for those who want the elimination order. And I'm curious to see who you guys think is the saboteur.
52nd: Harold, (vote 6-5 in favor of Harold)
51st: Sierra (vote 6-5 Sierra received second most)
50th: Stacy (9-1)
49th: Max (9-1)
48th: Jo (4-3-2-1)
Teams
Rabid Rabbits: Sadie, Katie, Samey, Amy, Alejandro, Justin, Owen, Heather, Ella.
Heckling Horses: Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Dave, Sky, Duncan, Courtney, Tyler, Lindsey, Anne Marie.
Dopey Doves: B, Dawn, D.J., Jasmine, Sam, Dakota, Beth, Scott, Shawn.
Burling Birds: Brick, Scarlett, Leshawna, Noah, Lightning, Sugar, Eva, Leonard, Izzy, Rodney.
Gambling Giraffes: Beardo, Ezekiel, Cody, Ryan, Bridgette, Geoff, Trent, Gwen, Topher.