Mario:
Let's a-do this bitches
Mario's back to slay
You think you can beat me?
I can rap all day!
Time to time, you try to beat my rhymes
But you're so bad, it should be a crime!
You think you're funny, Mr. SMG4?
If you ask me, you're an SMG-snore!
Mario can help you from being a pathetic little nerd
But you know what they say
You can't polish a turd!
(OOOOHHH)
SMG4:
Oh boy, it's time to wreck a fat Italian
Maybe after this, I can get a big medallion
It can be a pendant of the man I really hate
Lazy, annoying, and overweight!
You try and act so big while I'm already famous
While you're alone shoving spaghetti up your anus
Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show
Let me show you how a proper rap goes
Bowser:
(laughs) What up, biotch?! You guys are lame. Time for the king of the Koopas to lay down some rhymes.
(laughs)
It's me, the king
The epitome of swagger
Here to wreck the nagging ass of you two braggers
Now watch me blow you away in a flash
As I showcase my army and my fat stacks of cash
(laughs)
Mario:
Looks like the turtle decided to come out of his shell
But meh, whatever
I'm gonna send you to hell!
With my rhymes so hot that it will melt your face
Then after I take Peach home, maybe even to get to third base
Bowser, you're a joke
Have you seen the way you look?
You look like something a 2-year-old drew in a coloring book
You think kidnapping Peach is the way you'll come to power?
I think you should shower
Maybe she'll stay an extra hour
Bowser:
Oh boy, Mario
My fat Italian foe
You trying to act cool?
Well, that's a new low!
Move aside, fatso
Cause Bowser rules the day
I'm big, I'm strong...
Mario:
Don't forget he's gay!
Bowser:
Shut the hell up, you spaghetti loving freak
All you do all day is freaking streak!
Peach doesn't love you, your relationship is filled with lies
As soon as she sees me, her panties fly
Come on! What's wrong? Have a tug on my tail
Try to spin me around as I watch you fail
(laughs)
SMG4:
Oh jeez, it's Bowser
I'm gonna need my glasses
Cause now this room has two giant asses
Why are you here? You're gonna give me a fever
Go back home and hump some Justin Bieber
You act like you're slick, you act like you're swanky
But the closest you'll get is the coolness of Frankie
Why do you even bother to act like a villan
When you only want Peach being Netflix and Chillin'
Now hands in the air if you think Bowser is whack
There you go, Bowser, there's your feedback
Bowser:
SMG4
The star, the man of the hour
It's a shame that when you're fighting you just sit there and cower
Even Toad is better than you
If I were you, I'd be scared
Stay away from me even if you were prepared
I'm a ten-foot dragon, are you visually impaired?
Don't worry, cause no one really cared.
You think you're cool?
Well, let me give you a pitch
You're worthless, pathetic and a downright bitch
All you fans think you're weird
And you bring shame to the word "glitch"
Mario:
Shut up, Bowser! No one likes you! You're a mess!
SMG4:
How can Peach like you if you don't know how to dress?
Mario:
You look like a dragon but you can't even fly
SMG4:
The person you made you must have been really freaking high
Mario:
You're annoying, fat, and pretty much the bane of us all
SMG4:
Why don't you go home and swing on your Bowser Ball
(KO!)
Bowser:
Nooo! I can't believe I shaved my legs for thiiiis...!