"So Shinji, it's time for you to know bird and bees. But since you, uh, already know how to tug the rug, we're going straight to the nasty stuffs instead. First of all, if you intend to do Rei in the immediate future-

"Uh, dad..."

"Know this: you are too small physically to do stuffs in porno, and even then they're not always meant to be realistic for even grown ups like me. That means yes, you can't do her like one of your dream-"

"Dad-"

"And sex means protection, boy! You need to treat your girl properly. And probably lube for a barely grown up girl since the girl at his age is so tender. So I won't give you my blessing to screw her raw-"

"DAD!"

"I assume that since you keep interrupting me, then I need to address something. What is it, son?"

"You embarrassed me in front of Rei, Asuka and Misato..."

And there I saw it; two girls and one woman, and in Rei's case, a very red-faced girl.

"Uh, how much did you three listened to me?"

"All of it."

"I think I'm going to be sick..." Asuka said as she ran into the bathroom.

"Did you do this because Shinji-kun want to make love with me, s-sir?"

"It's more of intervention, Rei. Anyway, what are you three doing here?"

"Oh, me and Asuka want to talk about Agent Kaji, sir. Rei-chan, on the other hand, just want to meet her cute little Shinji," Misato said, her sour expression instantly changed upon talking with the new couple. Warmer, but sternly at the same time. "Remember Rei; when you go shopping, I mean really go shopping. Don't spend your money to buy the...prevention stuffs. Those are my money, and they're strictly for other kind of fun."

"But I don't even bleed."

That disturbed the rest of us a little since Rei insinuated that she really wanted to make love with my son. "Actually, your new medication allow you to now. So yeah, be careful now."

"I will keep that in mind. Now, can we go to the mall together and accompany me in shopping, Shinji?"

My boy looked so happy, I swore he floated on his way to Rei's side. After I gave both of them permission to go to the mall, I asked Misato, "Ah, young love. Now what is it, Major?"

"Have you decided to turn Ryoji back to normal?"

"Look, we're dealing with the new stuff here. We're going to need more time to even decide the best thing to do-"

"LET KAJI BECOME SUPERHERO, PLEASE?" Asuka ran to me from the bathroom. She gave me her best puppy eyes to convince me. But I didn't need it.

"Ah, finally someone on my side!" I said, ignoring how it pissed my Major off.

"Can you two please take it seriously? Kaji's now being turned into an angel by the embryo thing, which he admitted was for YOU, Commander, and both of you are joyed by the fact that he's turned into superhuman instead?"

"Misato, we all know that there's possible complication in Kaji's new adventure as the world's first superhuman-"

"GIVE MY BOYFRIEND-"

"HE WILL MAKE A GREAT SUPER-" I raised my hand to stop the two from spitting more saliva into my face, and they grumpily agreed to just slumped back into their seat.

"Which is why he's currently quarantined under Geofront until we finished his armor," I finished. That placated the woman for a while, albeit now I had to feed her curiosity regarding new stuffs. "Armor? What's a piece of body protection going to do with the power changes?"

"First of all, we need to know if armor like the Evangelion can restrict his power. For your information, the armor's there not just for protection, but also to keep our Evangelion's power to controllable level. The Evangelion, after all, were made out of alien technology. There's a reason why despite all the upgrade possibility, so far E-Project is basically nothing but giant beating stick with ability to use AT-Field, and regenerative ability that still doesn't make sense to us."

"Can't we just remove the limit already? I want the world to see just how much Asuka Sohryu can kick asses!"

"You want Second Impact happened again, Second Child? This whole thing is a dangerous business," my words shut Asuka's mouth as she went to reconsider things.

"S...Second Impact? What are we using here, sir?" Ah, yeah. Misato's still here. Good thing alien technology's still enough as defense.

"As I said, alien technology. And unlike stuffs like hard drive, where there's three to four decades of development before it turn into what we use today, this alien technology's not even touched with a fifty foot pole until two decades ago. And what Kaji brought here, was the item that will improve our knowledge in this area, and unfortunately it turned out that it made him into...that. So all we can do, is to keep the research going while applying what we know at this time to make sure he'll be okay. Otherwise, Second Impact can happen again in this city."

"Oh," Misato simply muttered as everything came to her. "I...need to rethink my stance in NERV, sir. I was blinded my revenge, so I didn't read the fine print that thorough."

"That's okay, take your time."

She left the room, probably to think about her job. Oh wait, she didn't leave her badge, so perhaps it was to do the thinking.

"So what's Kaji going to be, sir?"

"Yeah. With Superman power. Or Martian Manhunter."

"Yay!" Asuka cheered, not looking like a pretentious kid want to be adult for the first time. She caught on however, and coughed before clarified herself. "Ehm, I mean, it is good to hear that."

"Asuka, you don't need to be so formal in this setting. Especially since we're not discussing the heavy stuffs anymore."

The pretty red-haired girl nodded at me. Well unfortunately it wasn't the right time to tackle her mommy and fake pride issue, but I will do it sometimes.

Later, in the Super-Kaji test...

"So how does it feel to become Super Iron-Man, Agent?"

"I feel energized all the time. Is it normal?"

"Well the Angels have S2 engine that made them have full energy all the time. We're trying to replicate them in the future, but it's not easy," Ritsuko explained to the man.

"So I'm necessary for that step? Good to know."

"Well, not that much, but we also got robbed since the council got the S2 engine from the Fourth Angel. With you however, we can have our own data that may have further uses. Data that may shall become unavailable to even SEELE, if I may add."

"So we're going to spite the old fossils with this? Count me in, guys." Ah, the smell of anti-corporation. Beautiful.

Before anyone could respond to Kaji, Misato appeared in the door, flabbergasted by what she just heard. Seemed like she still hadn't make a choice. "I can't believe that you appealed to Kaji's rebellious nature. And as your girlfriend, I order you to start taking this seriously!"

"Whoa! So I also got my super hot old flame back? I really start to like this new me!"

What Kaji said made Misato's eyes twitched. The Major, or in this case, the renewed girlfriend stomped out of the room, screamed: "IDIOTS! I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS! AND KAJI! YOU'RE GROUNDED!"

"Uh, is this our new kink or-" Misato answered Kaji's question by slamming the door. "I think that means she's mad for real."

"I didn't know that Misato screaming doesn't always mean she's mad as hell," my new lover commented. Oh, I still couldn't decide to bring Yui back or not, by the way. Of course without that convergent event using the not-so-clone of my wife.

"Trust me, Ritsuko. We have done many things together."

Suddenly, before someone can ask or teased him regarding their love life, an alarm blared on the base. God, I hope it wasn't the Seventh Angel... "Aoba, Hyuga, Ibuki, what's going on?"

"It's the Jet Alone, sir! They tried to activate it in Old Tokyo, and now it going to our city! Oh dear, I just made a threeway reservation-"

I closed the intercom before Maya blundered her recent...hot yoga session again. Last time I heard it, I had to flush my ear because it was just that nasty. "Eh, let's pretend we did not hear the last part from Maya. So we still have to earn the new budget. Oh well, at least we already have the codes to stop the thing, right?"

"What budget?"

Uh oh. I did not like to hear my scientist sounded that clueless... "You know, the money from Jet Alone project?"

"It's already ours, Commander. Fuyutsuki authorized it when you're temporarily displaced by Major Katsuragi."

"Then...why's it going haywire?"

"Unauthorized activation?"

Oh. That sounded terrible. "You know, you sounded way too calm in this situation."

"Because we have two Evangelion, which mind you far stronger than Jet Alone's specification. And the budget was taken off just before they perfected the nuclear reactor. Even if we failed to neutralize it in time, the explosion won't get too strong and-

"Oh my god, it left nuclear waste everywhere!"

"What the hell? Who made nuclear shotgun shells as their weapon?!"

Ritsuko's face soured at instant after she heard what happened. And nuclear gun? I thought this is Evangelion World, not Fallout Universe! "Okay, it's time to panic."

"Okay, Shinji, Asuka! The robot have nuclear gun as a weapon. But your Evangelion's able to withstand nuclear waste as long as you keep your AT Field at its strongest. So one of you have to distract the robot, while the other one will carry Misato to the robot itself to deactivate it."

"Who's going to do the distraction?"

"Obviously, thanks to my superior training experience and lacks of previous battle damage, I am the most suitable to carry Misato to defuse the chamber as fast as we could," Asuka boasted.

"Good observation, Second Child. However, you shall not charge at the Jet Alone until it get distracted. Wait until Third Child become his main target. This new nuclear gun could be filled with something even more dangerous, such as N2 pellets."

"Yeah, yeah I got it. Ninja style, Ninja style."

"And Third Child," I caught my son's interest. "This is teamwork. One superstar still needs a teammate that can give them 100%. And for Second Child, just because you're the strongest here that doesn't mean you can ignore your friend. Two heads are better than one, after all."

"Yes, sir."

Okay, Misato's in, Asuka have pinned down the Jet Alone, and Shinji's unscathed in the battle. Nothing gone wrong so far.

Wait. Let me take that line back! I did not want to tempt my fate!

"Surprise, Ikari The Creep!"

Aaand it started... "Who called me that?"

"Oh, nothing. It's just one of the guy who lost his job thanks to your stinky politicking."

"Ah. The guy who ran the Jet Alone project. Are you telling me that you used the last of your money to create that nuclear shotgun?"

"No, I borrowed money from several people to do it. With only 30% interest rate."

"...Goodness, you are an idiot," Ritsuko commented at what he did to achieve revenge.

"If that's what you think, then do you think an idiot...can DO THIS!"

Then we see the supposed new menace that he brought.

It was unconvincing.

"...Three cannons? How innovative."

"Isn't that the cannon that we just decommissioned before? Add to the charges against this gentleman, Kozo. Theft and everything similar with that."

"Dully noted."

"Not just any cannon, fine sir. This one is filled with better ammo. Something called...non-nuclear?"

"N2 shells? Second and Third Child, get out of there!"

"I can't! Misato's still nowhere finished!"

"Cut the damn thing into smaller pieces and get out with just the core chamber!" I gave another order in frantic speed. That N2 bullets could ended up being fatal to any of them.

Unfortunately, Asuka was not fast enough, and my son ended up taking a blast from one of the cannon that got its attention right after he diverted the attention from those for mere 20 seconds. If my son survived I'll make sure that the goddamn psychiatrist will be here to get him an actual medication and for everyone's stress and trauma-

...The AT Field's still able to block the blast. What the hell is this, you kidding me right? I was getting riled up for nothing?

"Hey, that didn't hurt as much as I thought it would be."

"That idiot. He could've tweaked it into five times stronger than nuclear without any new stuff, but instead he used it without any changes."

"Because that's not the real surprise!"

An N2 rocket suddenly sailed from a battleship, and it was sent to the two Evangelions! OH MY GOOOOOOD!

"MWAHAHAHA! You fell for my trap! All that happened before was just a bait, and you took it! And don't even try to run, because it will detect your AT Field and...huh? What's that?"

It seemed that the hero of the day would be a character that ended up dying even faster than before.

"Asuka, Shinji, go make the run for it. Let me handle the rocket bomb."

"KAJI, NO!"

"You can't leave us! There's no one in the NERV that's manly enough to replace you!" Uh, I think my beard disagree.

"Don't worry, my cutie pies. I have more tricks in the bag to handle this."

Kaji blared his own AT Field, and the rocket ended up followed his flying trajectory.

Kaji. God bless your soul for taking the hit.

"Hmph! So all I did it taking out your newest project. Well it doesn't matter. You will still have to face scrutiny for your failure, and maybe even get replaced for you incompetence!"

"You forgot one thing, Mr. Fuji! Before I entered the flying project, I was a well-accomplished agent."

"Yeah, so?"

Kaji stopped in front of an office and...oh Ryoji, you are a genius.

"I already know where you are all this time from the poorly protected frequency that you used," the angel-human hybrid taunted before he left something at the wall of the building. Whatever it was, it made the rocket locked on into the building, ignoring the man flying to escape the explosion.

Ah, I never knew the screaming of someone in his death moment could be so satisfying in real life.

"So Misato agreed to you become an Iron Man and Martian Manhunter hybrid?"

"She initially begrudgingly agreed to this, but after seeing my performance she decided that I could pull it off," Kaji summarized what Misato's decision was.

"Well that's all good to hear. Have any news regarding the nuclear gun investors?"

"Sadly nothing come up so far. The investors are much smarter than the Jet Alone project leader."

"It's fine, we know it's too easy so far. Anyway, this is going to be awkward, but do you have any trauma in life? We will have a new psychologist and psychiatrist team soon, and it will be good to know everyone's ailment is."

"Aside from knowing several brutalized relatives, I have none sir."

"Good to know. I still wondering if I should place myself with the abusive father complex group. I got over it, but scar never truly heals. Also there's already too many people admitted into the family trouble group," I admitted to the man while slid a list to the man.

"...It's like 90% of the important people here. Only Maya and Vice Commander that are safe from anything related to Freud. What's the chance of having a working place this fucked up?"

"According to Magi, it's 0.2 percent," I deadpanned.

Well that's all for now. Until the next time, everyone!

Also, Kaji's power is still undecided aside from flying brick standard and AT Field manipulation, which was how he left an AT-Fielded thing that ended up lured the rocket. You could give your suggestion here, but he won't be too powerful here.