Infinite and Mephiles were sitting on the couch. They wanted to be apart but then the shirt would rip and Elise would get mad.
"I don't get this stupid shirt" Mephiles said. "How do two people get along over an oversized shirt? It practically stinks in here"
"Oh look who's talking Mr I haven't had a proper bath in over 100 years" Infinite said. "At least I have proper hygiene"
"You use Elise and Exe's Shampoo," Mephiles said.
"If I wanna smell like cocoa butter kiss that I will!" Infinite snapped. The two growled.
"I better not be hearing you two fighting!" Elise shouted from the other room. They both sighed.
"Forget it," Mephiles said. He picks up the remote and changes the channel
"Hey, I was watching that!" Infinite said.
"Who watches anime? Female trait" Mephiles said.
"Female trait? You literally have a sister and you're a married gay man" Infinite said.
"I can still make fun of you though," Mephiles said.
"Who watches sports anymore? No one wants to see grown men playing with balls" Infinite said.
"You take that back right now!" Mephiles said. He pushes Infinite and the two begin to fight. Suddenly,
RRRRIP
The shirt rips in half and Infinite and Mephiles fall off the couch.
"Look what you've done," Mephiles said.
"Why are you blaming this on me?' Infinite said.
" You're the one that pushed me?" Mephiles said.
"You're the one that said I had a female trait" Infinite said.
"Enough you two!"
Mephiles and Infinite turned to see Exe staring down at both of them and for a minute, the temperature in the room rises.
"So… stage 2?" Mephiles said in a high pitched voice. Exe just nodded.