Sings: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Doofenshmirtz is sitting down while behind him there is a mouse carrying a cracker. Doofenshmirtz sees the mouse and grabs it while the mouse holds the cracker for dear life.

Doofenshmirtz smiles evilly, "Life's not fair. Yes, you see, I shall never be king. And you", Doofenshmirtz chuckles as he grabs the cracker and squeezes the mouse's neck, "Shall never see another day.Adieu."

Doofenshmirtz doesn't see but Perry comes in and says, "Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?" The mouse uses this distraction and runs away with the cracker.

"Now look Perry you made me lose my lunch", Doofenshmirtz mocks sad.

Perry just scoffs, "You'll lose more than that when the king gets through. You better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning. He is as mad as a hippo with a hernia."

Doofenshmirtz proudly mocks, "Oooo I quiver with Fear." Doofenshmirtz slowly approaches Perry and grabs him by the neck.

Lawerence comes just in time, "DOOF", Doofenshmirtz turns around, "Drop him." Doofenschmirtz let's go of his grip and drops Perry who runs behind the King.

"Why! If it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the commoners", Doofenshmirtz says sarcastically.

"Linda and I didn't see you at the presentation of Phineas."

Doofenshmirtz fakes being astonished, "That was today? Oh, I feel simply awful.Must have slipped my mind."

Perry pipes up, "Yes, well, as slippery as your mind is, as the king's brother, you should have been first in line!"

"Well, I was first in line, ... until the little hairball was born", Doofenshmirtz yells.

Sternly Lawerence tells him, "That "hairball" is my son -and your future king."

Sarcastically Doofenschmirtz says while turning away,"Ohh, I shall practice my curtsy."

Lawerence says menacing, "Don't turn your back on me, Doofenschmirtz."

"On, no, Lawerence. Perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me."

Lawerence yelled angrily, "Is that a challenge?"

"Temper, temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you."

Perry laughs, "Pity! Why not?"

Doofenshmirtz smirks at the platypus,"Well, as far as brains go, I got the smart share. But, when it comes to brute strength...I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool." Doofenshmirtz walks to another room as Lawerence and Perry exit the building.

Lawerence shakes his head,"What am I going to do with him."

Perry said joking, "He'd make a very handsome punching bag."

"Perry!"They both laugh as they leave to go back to Danville mountain.