THE STORY SO FAR!
(because sort of I lost the rest of it)
We started this saga looking at Sonic's cumshot breathing and writhing around on the floor because Tails wouldn't swallow it.
"Yeah, what's up with that?"
I don't know either, Sonic. Then he went down to the police station because there, there was: egg.
"Egg."
Yes! Very good, Sonic. The egg exploded.
"Oh no."
It was pretty bad for: egg. But Sonic was okay.
"Oh! That's good."
Sonic talked to a cop who told him that the weather in Missouri changes in five minutes.
"What's a Missouri?"
I don't know either, Sonic. I'm confused about that one, too. Then he went into an elevator where a weasel complimented him on his nice coat.
"That was nice of him!"
It was an underhanded compliment. I'm sorry.
"Oh."
Then he went back to Tails's apartment where there were some bones there.
"Weird. Were there any: egg?"
No, there were no: egg. I'm sorry about that, too.
"Hm."
So keep in mind: nothing is described well, anyone and everyone could have committed the crime but we have no idea what the crime is, Sonic has a piece of paper that says "COAT" on it stapled to his chest, this world is full of vibrating eggs screaming for me to feed them the goo, and I am never going to be a beauty queen.