Chapter 1 - Da Start

it was the Friday at UA school. Deku was walking to school with Uraraka and Iida, having just a really great time w/ them.

They were smiling and having fun, like all friends do. It was great, and deku even laughed some.

He looked at his friends he had had for 4 days now.

Iida was a tall guy who was strict but nice. He was also a bit weird, but deku was okay with that.

Uraraka was pretty and cool, and she had a pretty big forehead. Just like always, he could see urara looking at him with a big smile on her face that said 'you can do it'. It helped deku to know he had such great friends for the first time in his life. High school was great!

But then, the great friends arrived at hero school.

Here, deku started to feel a little bit sad.

He knew that now, his childhood bully bakugo would just use his entire day to torment and ridicule him even though deku never did ANYTHING to bakugo!

Deku had tried all sorts of things back when they were in middle school…asking nicely, ignoring him, calling the police… but none of it worked. Bakugo would never leave him alone.

"sigh" said deku sadly. Urarak heard him.

"whats wrong deku?" she said nicely like the nice girl she was.

"it's nothing" said deku, bcuz he didn't want to make uraraka sad too. deku was nice like that. If uraraka heard, she would just become sad like he is, and that is just no Bueno.

Iida nodded and did the hand thing he does. Everyone looked at his hand and laughed.

"oh iida, so funny" said one 1-a person.

"that iida guy cracks me up" said another 1-a person.

"screw iida you guys! hmmmmm you should just respect and worship ME!" said mineta in a corner but no one listened to him because he's mineta and he is a gross guy.

"come friends let us go into the place of learning" said momo with her new glasses because she was smart.

"yes let us do that plz" said kaminari who was secretly pikachu undercover.

"manly things!" yelled krishima and everyone laughed at his iconic funny scream.

Then they went inside.

But then, bakugo was there!1!

He was surrounded by bakusquad members. Deku looked away, hoping that just today, bakugo would leave him and his cool nice friends iida and uraraka and Todoroki (a boy that was also there just in case u forgot lol) alone.

Deku sat down in his seat, but then, bakugo turned around and looked at him evilly.

"AAGHHH u TRASH PERSON leave UA so I don't have 2 see ur ugly face!" said bakugo meanly and then he smirked.

The bakusquad members said : "oh, that bakugo. He is so mean" and laughed like he was the one nephew that wouldn't stop stealing cookies no matter what you said. But then, Deku glared at him.

He had had enough!

"hey bakugo how about you shut. the heck. Up." said deku angrily & EVERYONE stopped what they were doing!

"oh…" said uraraka mochily.

"snap!" said iida handily.

"nani?" said Todoroki who was secretly a weeaboo.

Bakugo was the most shookest of them all. He had NEVER seen deku do this, so he was pretty fricking surprised. But then his confidence came back and he said:

"oh, look here. Deku thinks he can do something against me?" and then he laughed meanly.

The classmates looked at eachother uneasily and then looked at bakugo. He had crossed the line.

"yo girls plz pay attention to me too! I can b mean and rude and a badboy just look at ME PLZ! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! Said mineta pathetically since he wanted the girls' attention like a pervert man he is.

No one cared & he combusted into flames.

"aaah" he screamed and then he fell to the wall and suddenly, a secret door wuz revealied!1!

"what the nani is going on ningens" said Todoroki confusedly & every1 nodded.

Mineta sweatted pathetically & said: "um I um uhhh nothing u guys, lets focus on bakugo & deku's beef plz"

But the classmates looked at him angrily. Todoroki held mineta up in the air, and said: "confess ur crimes grapeboi, what the heck did u do!"

Mineta started to cry a LOT cuz he thought todowoke was going to fite him so he said; "um im secretly all for one's kid and I AM the UA TRAITOR!" he said and EVERYONE WAS SHOOKETH!

"nani? But even the author has forgotten that storyline!" said iida smartly and momo nodded.

"no sé nada por favor" said mineta and cried.

Kaminari sighed in relief & went back to being an incognito pikachu boi.

Suddenly, out of the secret door all for one and shigaranki went out of it & said: "release our leader, mineta! He is super cool and evil and u useless heroes wont harm my senpai!" at the same time.

"HAHAHA HA MOU DAIJOBU BCUZ IM HERE N STUFF HOOMENS?!" SCREAMED tallmight as he EXPODED INTO the room in a sort of cool way.

"wait what the hec here all for 1? Ur supposed to be in fairy tale prison!" said baldmight.

All for one laughed & said: I am here to save my REAL protégé, who def ISNT shigaraki."

Shigaraki cried sadly and said: "nande dad? I thought u cared about me!"

"im sorry dude but ur too edgy…a name like that is too cringy. U should stick with ur old name, what was it? Tenko? Lulz!"

And then everyone laughed at him for having a girly name. even almight did and then all for one looked at allmight and they became friends again because they suddenly realized they both hated edgy teenz.

"…and then he totally failed to make stain like him even tho I sent kurogime after him to help" said all for 1.

"omg for real? Feels bad man, jk!" said allmight and then he laughed.

Then deku suddenly snatched kurogiri's wig and made him warp bakugo away!

"AAAGHH I H8 U DEKU THIS IS MY DEFINING CHARACTER TRAAAAITTT!" SCREAMED bakugo as he was yeeted out of existence into a different country.

Everyone were surprised by deku, but then, deku said:

"hey everyone, lets do some kpop dance moves" and every1one did it! They all had fun.

Even bakugo who was jamming to the beat as he was flying to the other side of the world. Deku and the friends of 1.a had a blast as they danced some iconic kpop dances while exiling mineta to prison because he was a pretty evil guy.

But hey no one minded, not even shigaraki and all 4 1! They had so much fun at the party that they willingly went into prison themselves dancing to the beat of a super cool Korean song that I wont mention.

And every1 knew that 2day was the best day of deku uzumaki's lifeTM!

its just for fun yall chillax ;)

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