Not a sister

by AGayMess

I am making this into a one-shot collection! Give me any ideas/prompts you would like to see. It will be made up of one-shots that are LESS than 100 words long. The ONLY Alexander ship/John ship in this is Lams. I am not doing any other main ships, but there might be some other minor ships. I will post as many chapters as possible as often as possible.

36. Little Kitty

Inspired by a story on Quotev but turned from cat Keith Kogane into Lams (if anyone sees the reference here I will be so proud)

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"Wha—" John yelps, springing four feet into the air. I put my hand over my mouth to stifle a laugh.

"Calm down, kitty," I tell him, my voice amused. "Did I accidentally step on your tail?"

"I have a TAIL?!" He turns around, craning to look at his backside.

"Yeah, and ears. And probably retractable claws, too. I'll go get some cat food!" I quip, nudging him with my elbows.

"Not funny, Alex."