Me: So, guys, today we're doing Lams!
*long pause
John: What is that?
Me: *whips out my phone with DeviantArt open to a picture of John and Alex* You and Alexander, of course!
Lafayette: I ship it! =)
Alexander: Actually, about that...
Eliza: *in a sharp voice* Alex, is there something you wanted to tell me?
Me: Yes, actually, there is. Also, *shouts* YSA!
*my friends Ysa and Madi come bursting in*
Ysa: WHAT IS IT
Madi: *grabs my sleeve and drags me a few feet away from Ysa's fangirling over the others in the room* What are we doing here?
Me: A ship reaction. It's lams. And there's some letters Alexander needs to tell Eliza about...
Madi: *sighs* Well, at least he isn't publishing them and
Me and Madi: ruining his own life! His poor wife.
Me: But seriously, let's get back and keep Ysa from killing them with curiosity.
Me: Okay, so, Alex, show Eliza the letters. Now.
Alexander: No.
Me: Yes, because I can make you.
John: Come on, Alex, the worst that can happen is her breaking up with you. And that would actually be really good for me...