Lucy POV

Back in the sanctuary of my apartment, I sat in bed as Cana poured us a glass of wine each. She handed me my glass before sitting in front of me, her legs partially draped over my own.

"Spill it, babe." She took a sip of her wine.

I gulped some of the alcohol, before taking in a deep breath.

"Okay, so, yesterday. I was all sexy and shit. You left me with Gray, and then Gray got dragged away by Juvia, and I was alone. Then Laxus came up to me and told me he'd fuck me, and then he said if I wanted to fuck him I should meet him outside, so I did, and he teleported us back to his house and we had crazy fucking sex. Cana you won't even believe how good the sex was holy shit. Anyway, he dropped me home, and I talked to Natsu who was waiting here, but I was too shy to go back to the guild, so I went to a pub, and I found Gildarts. Then I asked him to fuck me and he first said it was a bad idea but then he kissed me anyway after I teased him a little even though I didn't think he'd fuck me. We walked to his house and, on the way, he almost fucked me in the street, and shit, Cana, I kinda wanted him to! Does that make me a fucking perv? Anyway, he fucked me senseless multiple times and I genuinely didn't think I'd walk again because fuck, Gildarts knows what he's doing and he made me cum ridiculously hard, and I stayed the night. This morning, at the guild, when Laxus walked in, I don't know what happened but I needed to fuck him again, so I went to his office and he fucked my brains out, and then I came downstairs and found you."

I stopped, pulling in a deep breath. Cana smiled at me bemusedly.

"You done?" she asked, to which I nodded.

"Right, so, while I absolutely do not appreciate hearing about how good my dad is in the sack, I'm so happy you're getting laid, sweetie," Cana said kindly.

"Wait, that's it? You aren't going to yell at me for sleeping with your dad and another person?" I asked worriedly.

"I get why you'd be concerned, and I love you for that, but you gotta realise, Gildarts has only really been my dad for a little while. I grew up knowing that he was my biological father, but my relationship with him wasn't a father-daughter one. I grew up with him as my friend and my mentor. Plus you're both adults who are free to have a relationship of any kind. So, no, I don't care that you're sleeping with two people, one of whom happens to be my father," Cana explained comfortingly.

Though her words were kind, something she said gnawed at me. I'd thrown myself at two different men on the same day, and what's worse, I still wanted them both. My insides churned and I dropped my face into my hands.

"But does sleeping with two people make me a slut?" I asked, my voice breaking. Suddenly, I felt ashamed of everything I'd done. Tears began to well in my eyes.

"Listen here, Lucy," Cana held my chin and forced me to meet her eyes. "You are a young, hot as fuck, smart, beautiful, single woman. If and when you want to commit, you will, and you will be the most loyal, exceptional girlfriend. But until then, do not believe that you have to commit to one man if you aren't one hundred percent certain that he is enough for you. You deserve every happiness, and if that happiness comes from two, three, or even ten different people, it will always be okay. You are not to feel embarrassed or ashamed or call yourself a slut, because you're not, okay?" She threw her arms around me as tears trickled down my cheeks.

"Does Laxus make you feel good?" She asked.

I nodded, wiping my eyes.

"Do you want to continue having a good time with him?"

I nodded once more.

"Okay, now, does Gildarts make you feel good?" She repeated, and I nodded again.

"Do you want to continue having a good time with him?"

I mumbled out a "yes."

"Do you want to pick just one?" She put forth the million jewel question.

I thought about it for several moments.

"I don't want to choose yet," I shook my head.

"Then don't." Cana said firmly.

I hugged the card mage. "Thanks, Cana," I sniffed. "It did feel fucking incredible with them. Though this whole thing may backfire very badly," I said with a shaky laugh.

"Oh, honey, you're fucking two alpha males who happen to share the same space. If this doesn't blow up in everyone's face, I'll be shocked," Cana said with a laugh.

I looked at her with fear in my eyes.

"Relax, babe. We'll all be there with you if that happens. We're all gonna be fine," the card mage said, planting a kiss on my forehead.

I gave her a watery smile, squeezing her hand.

"Okay, now for the good stuff. Please go into every little detail of what Laxus is like in bed. I need to know everything!" Cana squealed.

I grinned evilly at her. "Do you also want to know how good Gildarts is? I mean, the things that man can do with his mouth-"

Cana cut me off by sticking her fingers in her ears and screeching like a banshee. I broke into a fit of laughter as the brunette clawed at her ears.

"I wish I was deaf. Oh god, I wish I had never heard that. Can I pour bleach into my ears? I need to forget the last two minutes ever happened," she whined with a pained expression. Jabbing her finger into my chest, she glared at me. "If you ever, ever talk to me about the specifics of my father in bed, I will chain you to this bed and leave you here to starve. Got it?" she threatened menacingly.

I threw my hands up, "Okay, sorry, I will never talk about Gildarts's impeccable di-"

Cana screamed, lunging at me and slapping her hand across my mouth, spilling wine down my shirt in the process.

"Oh fuck, I'm sorry Luce," she sat back. She sprinted to the kitchen and grabbed a handful of paper towels. She dabbed at my shirt violently, trying to mop up the wine.

"Cana, please stop assaulting my tits," I laughed. "I probably deserved this, so you don't need to be sorry," I said as she sat back.

"Damn right you deserved it," she scoffed. "But still, it was a cute top," she added with a shrug.

"I'm sure Virgo will be able to fix it," I reassured the brunette.

Cana refilled her glass before topping mine up as well. "Now, will you please tell me about Laxus's dick and the things he can do with it?" she begged.

I laughed, and then leaned close. "Girl, firstly, that man's cock is as thick as my bloody forearm. And he did this thing, when he was fucking me, with his lightning…"

As I went into every filthy detail like she asked, Cana's eyes got progressively wider and her jaw dropped. She'd occasionally whack my arm or squeal, and by the time I was done, she was fanning herself vigorously.

"Shit, that got me all hot and bothered. Holy fuck, Lucy! Is it weird that I kinda want to bang Laxus now?" She asked.

I shrugged. "Eh, it makes sense. Not sure if Bix would be too pleased about that, but I don't blame you for wanting to do that beast," I said with a snicker.

Cana shook her head, perplexed. "When you have Laxus fucking Dreyar basically begging you to jump his bones, I really don't understand what you see in my old man," she clucked her tongue.

"Well, you specified that I was not to give you any details, but let me say, Gildarts gives Laxus a run for his money," I giggled, giving her a knowing look.

Cana downed the rest of her wine in one sip. "Yep, that's more information that I didn't need, but it was my fault this time and I have no one to blame but myself."

Cana and I eventually went back to the guild, after I changed into a clean, unstained top, where I found Natsu and Gray. I slid in next to Gray, who leaned in and sniffed me.

"What the fuck, Gray?" I shoved him back. "You've been spending way too much time with Natsu," I groaned.

"It's barely past lunch and you smell of wine. Why are you day drinking?" He asked accusingly.

"Cana and I had to chat," I said nonchalantly. Gray nodded his head, satisfied with my answer. Everyone knew that any conversation with Cana automatically involved alcohol.

"Were you chatting about…" Natsu trailed off and I kicked him under the table.

"Fuck you, Lucy, I felt you kick him! What are you both not telling me?" Gray whined.

I debated furiously in my head whether or not to tell him, but I knew that if I didn't, he's pester Natsu who'd eventually crack anyway.

I grabbed him by the neck and pulled him close. "Fine, but if you tell anyone, I will castrate you," I hissed in his ear. I shot Natsu a glare, "That goes for you too," I barked, knowing the pinkette had heard my threat. Gray swallowed audibly and nodded. "I slept with Laxus. Twice."

From across the table Natsu screeched "Twice?!" which earned him another kick.

"Can it, Pinky! Anyway, that's what Cana and I were talking about, so as of now, the only people who know are you," I pointed at Gray, "you," I pointed at Natsu, "and Cana. And it will stay that way, are we clear?" I put on my best Erza impression.

"Yes ma'am," the two boys squeaked.

I settled back, stealing a sip of Gray's lemonade as we resumed our standard banter.

As Natsu and Gray fought over what job to do next, I saw Gildarts wander down the stairs.

"Hey, look, it's Gildarts!" Natsu said. "He got back a couple days ago, Luce," Natsu informed me.

"Oh, I know," I said, before internally cringing.

"How do you know?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Cana told me," I smoothly lied. Natsu nodded before turning his attention to the russet-haired mage.

"Gildarts! Come fight me, old man!" Natsu yelled across the room. Gildarts walked up to us and shoved Natsu's face into the table.

"Maybe another time, kid," he said. "Gray, Lucy," he nodded at both of us. His face betrayed no sign of our night together. I mumbled back a weak "hi," my pussy dripping at the sound of my name on his lips. He clapped Natsu on the back and walked out the doors.

Before I realised what I was doing, I had jumped up. "Shit I had to go do laundry today!" I began hastening away from the table.

"We'll come keep you company!" Natsu offered.

"No!" I yelled unnecessarily loudly. "I have a lot to get done and I need some peace and quiet, so I'll just see you both tomorrow, okay?" I waved at them before they could answer, and then simply prayed they didn't decide to break into my house.

I ran outside, and spotted Gildarts's retreating figure. I power walked until I was within earshot and I called, "Where are you going?" Gildarts stopped and turned at the sound of my voice, and I skipped up to him.

"I was going home, darling," he smirked.

"My place is closer," I whispered huskily.

Gildarts laughed. "Baby, you have got to stop teasing older men," he grabbed my hand and pulled me into a narrow alley. He wrapped an arm around my waist and pulled me into him, pressing my chest against his. He dipped his face to my neck, placing a kiss there before leaning back. My fingers found the opening of his cloak and I softly grazed his chiseled abdomen. My petite frame was nestled against his broad chest and I angled my hips into his.

"I have some shit I need to take care of. I haven't finished the paperwork for the last job I took, and Makarov's gonna kick my ass if it isn't in his hands first thing tomorrow," he said, tucking a strand of hair behind my ear. He tipped my face up, pressing his lips to mine in a heated kiss. I slipped my tongue into his mouth and curled my fingers around the hair at the base of his neck, deepening the kiss. One hand drifted to his pants and began to fumble with the button, but before I could release it, his hand landed on top of mine.

"As much as I want to fuck you right here, right now, we definitely shouldn't attempt public sex in broad daylight," he chuckled against my mouth.

The haze of lust cleared and I saw just how screwed we'd have been if someone found us. Fiore's top mage banging a young blonde in a dirty alley? It would have been a PR disaster for Fairy Tail. Not to mention, Cana would probably stab me repeatedly with a fork.

I captured Gildarts's lips once more before pushing myself off of him.

"Fine, I'll just stay horny. Go do your paperwork," I pouted.

"How about I make it up to you tomorrow night?" he offered, chuckling.

"Okay, deal. I'll see you then," I kissed him once more before spinning away. He smacked my butt as I left, and I turned to wave at him.

I contemplated going back to the guild, but in all likelihood, Natsu and Gray were probably still bickering, and with any luck, Erza had joined the party. Not wanting to deal with that, I walked back home.

A/N: Hints of plot? Something that isn't pure smut? You will also be pleased to know, I (finally) kinda know where I want this to go. At least I have a couple key events mapped out, so.

(Also side note, but I'm kind of really here for CanaxLucy? This story is going to get messy enough as is, but I might just write a fun little one-shot idk)

I'm running low on backlog and also feeling a real case of writers block coming on, so please help a gal out with your lovely reviews. I promise it motivates me to write.