John's List of Things To Call Your Boyfriend:

- Love

- Alex

- Lexi

- Darling

- Mine

John's List of Things Not To Call Your Boyfriend:

- Ham

- Bastard Orphan, Son of a-

- Sweetheart (he doesn't really like it; it's what his dad called his mom)

- Anybody Else's

Notes:

People, please read "Dear Laurens" by Aaron_Burrger on Wattpad. There are only two chapters so far, but it is so. good.

I will only be posting once a week now, on weekends, bc of school. it's annoying, i know, but my parents "don't want me distracted" and so they blocked ao3, ffn, and wattpad.