ALTERNATE SCENES
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Disclaimer: Boku no Hero Academia belongs to Horikoshi Kohei
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Genre: Humor
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Warning(s): Typo is my most loyal fan, spelling mistakes because English is not my mother language, Possibly OOC. Not Beta.
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"This is sudden, but you're going to have a new student joining this class."
Astonished murmur instantly resounded after their homeroom teacher told the news, question and curiosity were palpable in their hurried whisper. Izuku himself blinked, wondering why a new classmate came on the second day of the start of the semester. The time was a bit weird. They weren't late or early. But they weren't on time either. Even if they came from abroad, it wasn't like Japan lacked any international flights whatsoever. Shota didn't explain the reason for their arrival. Though he did tell them a bit about their newest member of class 1-A.
"He's a nice person, for what I garnered. And before you ask, no, he's not a foreigner. A bit shy as well, so I hope you'll accept him with a warm welcome," well, sure. That's easy enough. The only one who cannot give him—apparently—an amicable conversation was Katsuki, who was angrily seething already for whatever reason. Oh, and Shoto too, for his coldness (figuratively and literally). Their teacher never said about him being a pervert, so Minoru cannot influence him, a breath of relief from the girls' side, "by the way, he's charismatic and definitely handsome. Don't be jealous, you hear me?"
...err. Was that info really necessary?
Izuku heard thunderous steps from the hallway of the school, so loud that he felt like the ground itself was shaking. Shota seemed to know who that was as he slumped slightly in his podium, propping his chin up with his left palm and slowly spoke, "show him a big smile everyone. Here comes the new student."
Izuku did just that, lips quirking a little bit, a soft grin full of anticipation. When the door crashed open and the person behind him was shown, however, his smile stuttered. Leaving only a gaping, shocking jaw.
Aizawa…sensei?
What?
Indeed. Standing outside of their humongous gate was their teacher himself, who was huffing and puffing, eyebrows scrunched and teeth gritted. While the former looked ready to murder, the other Shota who was standing in front of the class was…smirking ever so slightly? What?
"Youu…." The second Shota growled low, stalking toward the first Shota who giggled! Oh, the imagery! He tried to hit the impostor with his clenched fist, but Shota—this is going to be difficult to retell, let us just call the first one Aizawa then—Aizawa just ducked with ease, "how dare you pull a prank like this!"
"Oh, lay off a little. I'm just having a little fun~~" Aizawa laughed, giving everyone presents a very wide grin. Something they will never see on their super grumpy instructor's face. Aizawa jumped when Shota swiped at him, now crouching onto Mashirao's desk like a frog on a lilypad, "besides, I haven't steal anything from them," yet. Izuku was sure he heard him said 'yet', "so, you can't punish me for a crime I haven't done."
"But I can arrest you for stealing an established identity!" their teacher groaned, seemingly so done with the world in general. He then pulled something out from beneath his scarf, smacking it on the wooden table. It was a high-tech bracelet, "you took off your tracker too! How many times did I tell you not to do that?!"
"What are you talking about? That thing is a dud, it kept slipping off my wrist~"
"That is a lie and you know it!"
What a weird scene to witness. Two of the same people arguing with himself. And weirder still was how expressive the fraudster was; grinning, guffawing. Even though he wasn't their real teacher, this is still a rare view to look at that Mina had been recording the whole fiasco from the very beginning. Their gloomy coach let out a long, long sigh, kneading the bridge of his nose in frustration. Somehow, Izuku had this sense that Shota is the very definition of a dejected parent, "just…just introduce yourself. This is so fucking tiring…"
"Ei…don't curse. We have kids here," when Shota activated his quirk and let those red orbs intensely glared, Aizawa chuckled, "alright, alright. Geeze, you're so impatient."
"Okay. Now, that everything's over," Aizawa leaped down from the desk and stood straight on the tiled floor, voice instantly changed. From its previous deep baritone to a cheerful one, younger and implicitly told them that this man is actually a teenager, just like every member of Class 1-A. He grabbed a fistful of his imitation scarf, spun in place before his entire body was covered by a purple cape. When it opened, the tired-looking teacher changed into a young boy with spiky, icy blue-white hair. Black spandex was exchanged to a red suit, blue shirt, and yellow tie. Completed with a deep blue top hat and a purple eye mask. There was an indigo scar crossing his left eye and their cheeky impostor was cheekily smiling, "I am Kaitou Joker. Here to steal your precious time!"
"Nice to meet you, classmates~"
Kaito Joker (manga and anime) belongs to Hideyashu Takahashi
(At first, I didn't want to include this crossover for this fic. But then I decided to screw it. This idea has been on my mind since 2018. Just cuz I already wrote Kaito Joker in my other BnHA crossover fic (not this one. Check out Personality Disorder), doesn't mean I have to put this aside)
(By the way, Check my fanart here: novirp13 dot tumblr dot com / post / 180589721399/so-it-was-like-this-me-just-reading-some-bnha)
Setting: When he was a kid, he was shot to the stomach by professor Clover and Doubt who wanted to steal his late parents' treasure. Trying to stop the bleeding and was on the verge of dying, an ethereal light shone before Phoenix appeared. He said he was being chased by a lunatic scientist. And, not wanting his Quirk to fall to their hand, he converged all of his power into a crystal (like Philosopher Stone in Harpot or FMA) and let Joker swallowed it. He didn't know what it did to him asides of healing his wound. Not until Silver, Spade, and Queen—who adopted him and taught him how to be a kaitou—were killed by the insane scientist man-made monster (apparently, there's a tracker in Phoenix's body. It broke when Phoenix visited Joker. So, the scientist thought Joker must've known something). He decided to give himself to the authority after that, told them his story, and asked for their help. Because, no matter how smart he was, he didn't think he could handle the scientist's 'monsters' by his lonesome.
Joker's Quirk: Quirkless (for now. He hadn't updated his registration Quirk as he didn't want to garner a completely random villain's attention (cough AFO cough). Only Professor Clover, Doubt, and that Crazy Scientist are allowed to search for him. Because that's the reason why he became a Kaitou in the first place. Revenge is best served cold, after all)
Series or One-shot?: Series
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BONUS:
Izuku: "K-K—"
Everyone: "KAITOU JOKER?!"
Ochako: "That famous gentleman thief? Who managed to steal thousands of treasures and even escaped from All Might's clutch?"
Denki: "I'M YOUR FAN!"
Iida: "Kaminari-kun?!"
Joker: "Really? Then here's a gift for you," *threw a blue card at Denki's desk* "it's my calling card. You can use it as an impromptu knife as well if you're stuck in a bind. Just so you know, one time, I managed to escape from jail using that thing."
Everyone: "Woah…"
Joker: "Or do you want a bomb card instead? A spy camera card? I have tons of those, you guys can have it~"
Shota: "That's illegal! Forget you ever heard that and give that card to me, Kaminari!"