ALTERNATE SCENES

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Disclaimer: Boku no Hero Academia belongs to Horikoshi Kohei

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Genre: Humor

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Warning(s): Typo is my most loyal fan, spelling mistakes because English is not my mother language, Possibly OOC. Not Beta.

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"This is so good! Whoever made this will have my endless gratitude! Urgh! I can eat them all without even getting sick, I'm sure!"

Eijiro agreed with Denki's opinion wholeheartedly as he stuffed his cheeks with another spoonful of curry. Today's menu was delicious! Especially after a hard day of training, where they needed more vitamins to replaced all of the wasted energy. One sip of water refreshed him. A bite of an apple energized him. Even the smell of the main course itself made his mouth drool. Everyone was happily eating and the food just kept on coming.

"Of course! You're eating five stars meals here," Ragdoll said, both hands were holding onto a tray full of a whole fried chicken and Cheshire salad. Eijiro eyed those with excitement. Even though he doesn't really like eating vegetables (and was forcing himself to do so. Manly people needed to take care of their health!), he was sure he'll consume that one in a second, "we invited a famous chef just for you kids. Eat up and regain your energy, so you won't slack off on your next work~"

Woah, a famous chef? That was dedication (and must've used a lot of budgets because a celebrity is expensive. UA showed their riches once again). Now that Ragdoll told them so, he could finally see that Wild Wild Pussycats members were out in the open, tasked to bring the delicious food to the table and none stayed at the kitchen to cook the said food whatsoever. Kota definitely couldn't, as he's still a child, and handling dangerous fire without any experience is bad. He may have caught a glimpse of someone new, though. Someone that may be the chef. A man on his thirty. With a tidy, short brown hair, wrapped in casual clothes and apron, whistling a random tune as he moved about the place. He also saw a big, white wolf, a slime, and a tiny, orange dragon but that may just be his imagination.

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…wait a minute.

Eijiro wasn't the only one gaping when those fantastical beasts he mentioned a second ago ran around the kitchen, right near the chef's legs like they were some kind of clingy pets. Mandalay must've seen everyone's disbelieving stare because she cheerily explained, "those are Mukoda-san's familiar! Ain't they cute?!"

'Cute' is putting it lightly…

Especially that wolf over there. It could swallow Minoru in one gulp.

Were those 'familiars' Mukoda's quirk? Like what Dark Shadow is to Fumikage?

His question was later answered when Ragdoll told them to get out of the house and formed a team of two. Apparently, they'll play a game called a Test of Courage. Just a fun activity that people usually did in summer. Although Shota reminded them to keep their toes and be brave no matter how the prospect of (imaginary) ghosts will scare them out because a Hero does not show their weakness for the world to see. Even if your heart thudded and gore scene disgusted you, they needed to stand strong still.

Trusted their spartan-teacher to changed everything into some sort of life-changing training.

The thing is, Shota's advice turned out to be very useful when the villains suddenly attacked.

Freaking, freak! Again?! How in the heck did they find them out?! UA changed their schedule at the very last minute, nobody should know about the location of their training!

Okay, for now, that's not important. What important is that these bad guys seemed to have a purpose, not just attacking everything willy-nilly. They were searching for something. Or someone, their impromptu teacher telepathically informed, ordering them to lay low for now because—

"Our backup is on the site! Everyone, please evacuate"

…huh?

But why?

Out of nowhere and without any warning at all, the three beasts he saw tonight—the wolf, the slime, and the dragon—landed right in front of Eijiro, who was trying to protect Katsuki and stopped him from pouncing on forward (the guy didn't like that). On the back, emerging from beneath all the fluff was their famous chef. He jumped down towards the kids, face green and were on the verge of vomiting, yet he kept on speaking, "let's go! Before you guys become their collateral damage as well!"

Eijiro didn't have the time to ask what he meant by that when the blue slime that looked like a level one monster in an RPG game cutely bounced, squealed, and sent a numerous amount of acid bullets toward the guy with blue fire and staples. Its attack—that literally melt the earth—were followed by the dragon's fire breath and wolf's destructive tornado. Without long, the dense forest was turned to splinter, everything flattened to the earth. And Mandalay's and Mukoda's warning was now super clear.

Natural disaster. These beasts are a natural disaster, oh my God!

"S-Sir, are you sure you should let your Quirk went on a rampage like that?" Izuku stuttered, "shouldn't you stay here and give them a clear order?"

Mukoda, already huffing and puffing because he wasn't trained for a non-stop running, tilted his head in wonder, "they were not the personification of my Quirk. My true Quirk is summoning foods, not animals. Or...well…I digress. I cannot summon any animals that weren't processed yet."

Albeit the commotion and mayhem happening around, an awkward silence managed to envelop every single one of them.

"…what."

Mukoda sighed, looking so done and wanted the world to end it all, "they were just a freeloader and a glutton. They followed me around because of my cooking skill. But they do have their Hero licenses so don't worry about it."

"WHAT?!"

Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi (light novel and manga) belongs to Ren Eguchi K. Akagishi

Setting: Tsuyosi is not a summon hero in Isekai world here but a renowned chef.

Tsuyosi's Quirk: Food Menu (a built-in food delivery menu for every market possible. With just a swipe of a touchscreen on his phone, he can buy any ingredients instantly without having to visit the market or wait for the delivery itself. When using the ingredient he bought via his quirk, the food he made could boost other people's stamina as well)

Series or One-shot?: One-shot

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BONUS:

Denki: *sweating bullet* "So…dragon is real?"

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(The big wolf and the dragon were actually just a normal animal before; a normal-size wolf and a lizard. But they got a quirk like Nezu and transformed into a 'higher being'. While the slime is a Noumu Garaki Kyudai made. But deemed useless and was thrown away).