Chapter 2
Fang pov
I have arrived at hell. it looks like prufrock prep from a series of unfortunate events but without the mold and the orphan shed.i walk to the office. no signs that say the library is only open for fifteen minutes. thank god for small favors. okay it does not actualy look like prufrock prep im just in a bad mood.
"Hello? i need the key to my dorm." i tell the lady at the desk.
"oh of course here's your key" she says as she hands me the key.
"Thanks." i say.
I walk up the flight of stairs that leads to my dorm and walk towards my door. when i open the door there is a boy siting at a desk with one earbud in his ear. he is pale. pale skin, pale hair, and pale eyes. he stands up and walks to the doorway.
"hey I'm Iggy your roommate and future best friend. oh and I'm blind." well that was blunt.
"hey I'm Fang." i say as warmly as I get. he is grinning slightly. i do not like the look in his eyes. like their planning a prank or something.
"so do you like parties?" he asks mischievously curios.
"um no they are ridiculously social." i say annoyed now. i just want to lie down read and listen to music.
"ah the anti-social type. let me guess you are emo and no one understands you." he says annoyingly sarcastic.
"first of all I'm not emo second i am anti-social so leave me alone." i say bitingly sarcastic. suddenly he gets an evil grin on his face
"well to bad I'm dragging you to my girlfriends dorm for her beginning-of-the-year party!" in a sarcastic excited voice.
"why she doesn't even know me why would she invite me to a party." i say mildly curios yet still annoyed
"thats what I said, but she has a roommate who is nice, a girl, and according to Nudge -my girlfriend- she is hot." ah so it was not his idea. maybe he wont be intolerable.
"Nudge? really? is that a nickname, or is that her real name?" i ask
"her real name is Monique but we call her nudge because she nudges people to get their attention." he says humorously.
"but i digress please come, or nudge will have my head!" he says desperate now.
"fine but i am not dancing, playing party games, drinking, doing drugs, or doing anything other than eat." i say humorlessly
"fine but nudge will talk to you and will make her roommate talk to you. oh bye the way you and her roommate will have a lot in common. you are both anti-social." he says happily. i get up and start walking towards the door
"well this has been a pleasant chat but i have to get to class."
i get back to my to my dorm and there is a note from Iggy
'hey i had to help Nudge get ready for the party. if I'm not there everything will be spray painted pink you know how it is. when you leave for the party can you grab the box in the fridge labeled sodas. thanks (ps try to dress a little less like you hate everyone [a solid black shirt please.]) i read the note and laugh slightly. now i grab my phone open youtube and put on one of my favorite songs then i start singing.
"oh
well imagine as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor and i can't help but to hear
no i can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
what a beautiful wedding
says the bridesmaid to the waiter
and yes but what a shame
what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore
I chime with a haven't you people ever heard of
closing a goddamn door
no
its much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
haven't you people ever heard of
closing a goddamn door
no
its much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of
well in fact
well I'l look at it this way
i mean technically our marriage is saved
well this calls for a toast
so pour the champagne
oh
well in fact
well i'l look at it this way
i mean technically our marriage is saved
well this calls for a toast
so pour the champagne
pour the champagne
i chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of
closing a goddamn door
no
its much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of poise and rationality
i chime in
haven't you people ever heard of
closing a goddamn door
no
its much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of
poise and rationality
again
i chime in
haven't you people ever heard of
closing a goddamn door
no
its much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of poise and rationality
i chime in
haven't you people ever heard of
closing a goddamn door
no
its much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of
poise and rationality
again"
well i feel better now. still dreading this party with other humans, but i can tolerate it now since i am calmed.
a/n well that was a long chapter mostly for the song (btw i do not own I write sin not tragedies. Panic! at the disco does.) this took forever to write cuz i had to write the lyrics by hand (copy and paste doesn't work!) r/r pls