a/n: sorry it took so long to update i just have so many fics i'm working on right now. i have a Disney fic, a giver fic, and this one! Plus ones i have yet to publish. stressful. not to mention i come up with other ideas everyday.

sorry for the rant. r/r pls.

Fang pov

i wake up the next morning. at first i don't understand why i am so happy. then i remember everything from yesterday. i sigh. Max my perfect little enigma. thats when i notice Iggy is moaning. what the fuck?

"oh nudge, yes right there, fuck shit YES!" he screams. i laugh. wow. i grab my phone because i'm a jerk and call max. we can make fun of him together. she picks up almost immediately

"yeah?" she asks.

"be quiet and listen this is fuckin hilarious." i say

"okay but what is?" she asks.

"just listen." i say. then Iggy starts up again.

"oh hell, nudge yes! more! please fuck me!" he screams. damn he's vocal.

"HA HA HA" max laughs. that wakes Iggy up. oh crap. i am stifling laughter. it doesn't work, crap.

"Jesus Christ man. you weren't listening to that were you?" asks Iggy desperately.

"yes i was and thats fuckin payback for making fun of me yesterday. say hi to max." i say tauntingly.

"you are so dead. you have ten seconds to run." i heed his advice. i run towards max's dorm.

" hey max i need to hide in your dorm." i say quickly. she lets me in and locks the door.

"don't worry nudge is out shopping for another hour."she says. i get what she means but the entirely unintentional innuendos are clear. i press my lips against hers wildly pushing her up against the door. damn she's a good kisser. i groan. we move subconsciously towards the bed. we sit down. i try something i have read online. i move my lips to her jaw. then her neck. her skin is so soft under my lips. she groans. i bite lightly at the spot where her neck meets her shoulders. then out of the blue my phone rings. and even worse its the alarm noise. meaning its my mother!

"Max as much as i'm enjoying doing this. thats my mother calling." i tell her regretfully. i just want to ignore it but i love my mother to much. i answer it.

"hey mom whats up?" i ask her.

"hey Fangy!" ohh crap. i'm on speaker phone.

"uh mom please don't call me that." max will never let me live this down.

"oh are you too cool for your mother now? HI EVERYONE IM FANGY'S MOTHER!" she screams. max is stifling laughter.

"mom i'm kinda with my new girlfriend right now and you are embarrassing me in front of her." i say nervously.

"wait what! you have a girlfriend! and you said this school would be miserable?" she says. fuck.

"yeah i'll talk to you later." i say quickly.

"okay but i want all the details." mom says. then she hangs up. thank god!

"now where were we?" i ask max once my mom hangs up. but instead of me kissing her she smirks and says

"we were making fun of you for that hilarious nickname. Fangy?"she says chortling.

"hey i did not choose it!" i say humiliated.

"that reminds me. why did your parents name you fang?" she asks me. thank god a better topic.

'actually my name was Nick but i like Fang better therefore thats what everyone calls me."

"what is your dad like?" she asks me.

"uh he's thin, cold, and made of glass. i'm a test tube baby." i say.

"oh. i always forget most recombiant DNA creations are test tube made." she says.

"you weren't?" i ask her.

"nope strictly naturally grown." she says.

"but my dads a dick so i feel test tube was the better option. i have a half brother who's pretty cool though." that makes me curios

"why is he a dick?" i ask her.

"i'll show you." she says nervously. she pulls up her shirt. i feel my stomach tighten. then i see something that chills my blood. scars all along her back. damn.

"oh." i say stupidly.

"yeah. a few are from white coats though." she says. i move without thinking. i kiss the scars lining her back. what kinda of pervert am i? to my surprise instead of hitting me she groans.

"your not looking at me like a kicked puppy." she says curiously.

"should i?" i ask her.

"no its just when i told the rest of the flock they gave me these pitying stares. it just made me uncomfortable. it took a month before they stopped looking at me like i was made of glass." she tells me.

"i understand what you mean. when my stepdad i knew for 7 years of my life tried to kidnapp, rape, and murder my mother. not to mention get me hooked on cocaine. i was shattered the few people i told treated me like i couldn't support myself. it sucked" i tell her before i can think about what i just told her. the only people i know who knows about this is my mother and my ex-best friend. what if she thinks i am a freak?

"oh. that must have sucked. how close were you?" she asks me.

"he was the blood father i never had. he was the one who tried and failed to teach me to play baseball. when he betrayed us and we found out the truth. that was the day i went goth. i decided i would never let another person into my heart like that other than my mother. but recently i have been failing miserably." i tell her.

"what do you mean by that?" she asked me.

"i met you, liked you, and started dating you. i thought that was kinda obvious." i tell her.

"so this is a mistake?" she asks me sadly.

"no! no! of course not! i just have not felt this strongly of a person other than my mother in a long time." i tell her.

"so thats why you always answer her calls. you want to make shure shes okay." she says.

"that and she has always been the most important person in my life. but know she is second." i say.

"Who's first." she asks me.

"you." i tell her in a a-matter-of-factly tone.

"fang?" she asks

"yeah max?" i ask her

"i think i might be in love with you but im scared you dont feel the same." she tells me. i am shocked to the core but after the initial shock i feel a warmth in my heart. i realize i love her too.

"i love you too." i tell her. she kisses my lips passionatly. i sigh. i dip my toung inside her lips and her lips open up in flash speed. i groan as our toungs massage each other. i am in love and it feels awesome. she leans back on the bed so im on top of her. this feels right but the only thing i can think of is our roles reversing. it would be so hot if she were on top of me. damn. i groan. she flips us so she is on top. shit i feel hep hips pressed against mine. it feels like heaven.

"god that feels good." i tell her. she giggles. its a nice sound.

"max im - augh! jesus christ. my eyes need some bleach immediatly!" nudge screams. we both blush. max gets off of me and we laugh.

"yeah go on pretending we did not hear iggy having a wet dream about you." max says tauntingly.

"damn that boy and his hormones." nudge mutters. ha!

"listen i have to go you two go argue." i tell them. i walk up to my class in a state of pure bliss. i start humming a not rock song which shows i am going crazy.


i get back from my class i am mildy scared of what chaos will ensue. i walk in the door and a bucket of hopefully temporary pink hair dye drops on my head!

"damnit iggy!" i scream.

"revenge goddamnit!" he yells.

"how do you even do this when you are blind?" i ask him.

"my friend gazzy helped me out. but this prank war needs to end before someone gets hurt so punch me in the face and we call it even. okay?" he asks.

"fine only because my main focus is if this hair dye is permanent or not." i tell him.

"dont worry it comes off in the shower. maybe max could help you with that and some other things." he says wiggling his brows. i punch him in the face.

"what the hell man!" i yell.

"nudge told me." he says mischievously. fuck him.

"i need to get some sleep. so i need you to shut up." i tell him.

A/n well that took a while. but in the end i hope it was worth it. i hope to do the smut in the foreseeable future. fingers crossed! r/r pls love yall!