Hello Toril!
I now have my old journal made new again!
Candlekeep is so stuffy now everyone's alive again. Now I have the chance to stop Sarevok by striking him down in Candlekeep. But if I do, will he become more powerful than he can imagine?
A-nope, he'll be ded, ded, ded, ded. That reminds me of a song I wrote post-Viccy:
Relight the pyre
Your Kossuth's only desire,
You're going to the plane of fire,
Relight the pyre,
Baby, burn for me
Needs work. So, rats. Reckon I could totally charm them and set them on Reevor. But you know what would be funnier? BASILISK IN THE 'KEEP.
I think that this time, I should make my journal neat and not drawn gnomish spectacles: they are spectacle enough.
I thought about bringing my old equipment with me but paradox. You know what might be fun? Crashing the planar sphere into the Ducal Palace and opening up a gate inside. Pit Fiend mob rush!
I didn't come back to be petty. I came back to be the mouthy one. So many missed opportunities. The only question is: better to keep the timeline intact and pose as Alaundo Reborn or Sow Even More Chaos?
Also, need to tie dye Immy's clothes blue. That'll teach her.
PS: I just had the most fantastic idea: I could catch all my siblings, and stuff 'em in the pocketplane the little monsters that they are, hop on down to Hendrak's and we could be: DEMIGODS OF THE ARENA. If only there was someone to announce this, an orator skilled in entertaining others. Probably too much to hope for.
PPS: just thought of the perfect comeback to Sarry's "You are indeed family." - "oh yeah? Well you fight like a cow-bold." Don't think he'd get it. Oh, oh, oh, I could meet him on the storm of the Iron Throne: "I'm rubber, you're glue". Better learn 'feather fall' though. "I beat the Grand Duke if Baldur's Gate and all I got was this lousy tunic", "Is that a three-headed doppelganger behind you?"