I hope you like the first chapter of my new story. Disclaimer: I do not own victorious.
"Oh Jadey! I just came up with the best baby name in the history of baby names!" screamed an energetic red head as her and her friends were walking to their usual lunch table in the Asphalt Cafe.
Jade rolled her eyes. All Cat had been doing throughout her whole pregnancy was coming up with the most ridiculous baby names, such as Blanket and Baby Bear, no one really new the reasons behind the such ridiculous baby names but no one questioned them.
The gang sat down at their lunch table and started talking between themselves mostly ignoring Cat blabbering on about baby names.
"I think you should name the mystery baby, Mr Purpleneck! or Miss Purpleneck if it's a girl!" Cat said jumping up and down excitedly, on her seat, at the chance of being able to call someone, besides her giraffe, that name. Her smile reaching from ear to ear.
"No." replied Jade immediately, without a second to blink. Cat's smile twitched but she just ignored Jade's bitchyness as she was just so used to it, 'must be the pregnancy hormones,' Cat thought to herself.
"Oh come on Jade she's just suggesting!" said Tori, quite annoyingly according to Jade.
"It's my baby..." Jade started,
Beck cleared his throut,
"Our baby," Jade corrected herself, "and I'm not naming it after some stupid stuffed animal!" then she stabbed her fork into some of her lettuce. "What's with the big lettuce leaves recently?" Jade mumbled to herself.
"Jeez calm down Jade she's only trying to help!" replied Tori rolling her eyes. "Don't be such a gank!"
This filled Jade with the anger that had been staring to bubble already. "Okay Vega! Why don't you carry around a baby in your stomach for 8 months and have to deal with morning sickness, food cravings and ANNOYING people putting their fat noses into buisness that isn't theirs! Then tell me to calm down!" Jade yelled.
Beck placed his arm around Jade and whispered something into her ear which was inaudible to the rest of the gang but seemed to calm Jade down a lot.
The gang were curious to what Beck had said to Jade but didn't want to have another screaming match on their hands so they didn't say anything.
"Anyways..." André started saying trying to release the tension between the group, that had been built since they had sat down at their lunch table. "On the topic of baby names, what do you two have in mind?"
"Well I've suggested Delilah for a girl..." Beck started to say.
"So you want our child to be a biblical whore?" replied Jade nastily.
Beck shrugged it off, "or Sirius for a boy..."
"Oh great now our child is a fucking ball of lava..." Jade replied sarcastically.
"Actually a star are made of very hot gas. This gas is mostly hydrogen and helium..."
Robbie tried to explain.
"Shut it afro!" Jade snapped.
"Ha! She called you afro cause of you stupid, curly hair!" said Rex laughing.
"It's not stupid!" replied Robbie standing up for himself.
"Really? Do you not own a mirror?" Rex said back.
Tori cleared her throat. "Guys..." she said.
"So as you can see we haven't gotten very far with that part so far." Beck said.
"Do you think it's a boy or a girl?" asked Tori being curious, as the couple had not decided to the baby's sex ahead of time, as they wanted it to be a surprise.
"Well Beck here is convinced that it's a boy, but I just think he wants someone to go drag racing with him because he knows I will never in a million years go to one of those! Or over my dead body!" said Jade, "I think it's a girl. A mother knows best is what they say. Don't they? Motherly intuition."
"Well I just think she wants someone to take to dance classes and put make up on..." said Beck somewhat mocking his girlfriend.
Jade narrowed her eyes at Beck, "Oh yeah pretty boy? Wanna bet?"
"Sure thing Miss West. What should the winner receive?"
"Oh how about, whoever loses has to be the others slave for a whole month." Jade replied smirking.
"Deals on babe!" Beck replied and then they shook hands.
The gang's next class was Improv with Sikowitz which they all had together. Sikowitz may have a few screws loose but you have to admit the man was a great acting teacher.
Just as the class settled down from their gossiping, Sikowitz entered the room.
"Drive-by acting exercise! Your all heavily pregnant women with back pain!" Sikowitz bellowed.
Everyone stood up and started acting it out, except Jade who felt like this exercise was personally directed at her, and of course she did not like that.
"Don't be such a negative nancy Jade! Join in!" Sikowitz yelled over the top of all the students.
"I wouldn't be if SOMEONE stopped aiming drive-by exercises at me! At the start of me being pregnant it was 'people who throw up every five minutes!'" replied Jade snarky.
The class stopped acting as pregnant women with back pain and quickly settled down in their seats once again. Beck sat next to Jade and held an arm around her placing one hand on her pregnant stomach.
"Right, today we are going to do some more squaddalism acting!" Sikowitz said enthusiastically, which earned a respective groan from the whole of the class, except Cat who seemed very strangely excited about it.
"Beck, André and Jade! You are a group of best friends in middle school who were inseparable until two of you start dating and the other feels left out!" said Sikowitz wafting his arm gestures in the air as usual.
"Sikowitz!!!!" Jade almost screamed.
"Jade!!!!!" Sikowitz replied with the same level of shouting.
"Do you really think I can squat and waddle whilst 8 months pregnant?" Jade said annoyed.
Sikowitz rolled his eyes.
"I'll take her place!" Cat said already standing up and very happily.
"Go ahead Cat. Jade's just being a gank." said Sikowitz.
"It's called hormones and being pregnant!" Jade shouted.
"Yeah yeah..." Sikowitz said.
Sikowitz went through the scene again to remind the kids of what they were doing.
As they started acting and squaddaling. Jade sat back in het chair and watched the ridiculous scene playing out in front of her, thanking herself that she didn't have to be in it.
Suddenly she started to feel a really sharp pain in her stomach, at first she thought it was a one off thing but then after it came back multiple times and she then suddenly felt like she was sitting in a puddle, she realised what it was.
"Ahhhhhhh!" Jade screamed in pain. Everyone turned to stare at her and the scene Beck, André and Cat were performing came to holt. Everyone was silent.
"My water just broke. I'm in labour." said Jade quietly tears brimming in her eyes.
Hope you liked it! You'll never know how many times I reread this chapter, adding and removing parts, so that I was fully satisfied with it. There was a slight friends reference in there, did you notice? Review!