(*sniffsniff* Ooohboy. This one reeks. Smells like lemons ;D)
Hinata set Naruto down on her bed, "I still don't know why you had to carry me and Kakashi."
"You both lost a lot of chakra, you should move as little as possible."
"Yeah but so did you. From what it sounds like, you did most of the work with lord second-ttebayo."
"No, Uh, no that's not right I have to go." She turned and left.
'If I had a brain I'd say you don't deserve her.'
'She's far too nice for you.'
'Alright, alright, lay off me. I'm not that bad of a guy-ttebayo.' Naruto lie on the bed. He was exhausted, but he was also thirsty. He got up to get a glass of water. 'Oh right! Granny. I should go check on them.' Naruto left a note on the bed and dashed out the door.
He arrived in the tunnels to find Jiraiya and Tsunade standing in front of a big slug, "Uhh... WAIT A MINUTE! Did you crush everyone with that slug?!"
The two Sannin shook their heads, "No, Baka," Tsunade spoke up, "This is lady Katsuyu. She's an indestructible slug with healing powers, the villagers are safe within her."
"Oh uh, well the 4 Hokage have been defeated-ttebayo, so you can let them out of the... slug."
"Perfect," Naruto turned to leave, "Hey, Naruto, you're forgetting something," he turned back around to see her holding out a puppy, looking away from it as she held it.
"Oh what's the matter, scared of puppies?"
"It's not that. He's peed on me and Jiraiya multiple times. He's just been barking nonstop at Katsuyu as well. You should really train him, Naruto," he grabbed the dog and placed him atop his head. He waved off the Sannin, who released the summoning.
"I need a drink." All three of them muttered
Naruto arrived at the Hyūga compound shortly after. He entered Hinatas room, and found her sewing up her sweater, "Hey, Hinata!" He put bolt into his bed. The good boy curled up and fell asleep.
Hinata yelped and tried to cover herself, "N-Naruto-kun you-"
"Relax, I know the rule," he took his shirt off, "Right?" She nodded and continued to sew, blushing bright red.
"I told you to stay put, you used too much chakra."
"Like I said, so did you-ttebayo. You shouldn't be moving around either," she gave a hmph, "Besides, I'm not even hurt that bad, see?" He did several poses, only to grab his thigh and wince in pain.
"Naruto-kun," Hinata said angrily. Well, as angrily as Hinata could be towards Naruto, which wasn't saying much, "Sit down. You need to be careful," he obliged and lie down on the bed next to where she was sitting. She reached over him to her bedside table, "Where does it hurt," she grabbed a small tin from the cabinet and sat back up, facing Naruto.
"My thigh. The right one," Naruto groaned.
Hinata blushed. She was thinking about doing something bold. She took a deep breath, opened the tin and reached out.
"Uhh, Hinata... that's my-"
"I know." The two stared at each other in silence, both glowing red. Hinata looked away, Naruto just sat there, mouth agape. Hinata grabbed a blanket and threw it over herself, "No peeking."
[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) here we go.]
Naruto felt his pants drop, and a breath on his lower body. This was followed by Hinatas head drilling directly into his hip. He lifted the blanket a little, only for it to be immediately brought back down, "No. Peeking. Don't make this harder for me. I mean, besides, you know..." her head fell into him again, this time he let out a pained exhale.
"You have a really hard head."
Hinata was slowly regaining consciousness, "yeah, y-you too."
After a couple minutes of sitting there frozen, Naruto heard sounds coming from Hinata. Muffled moans. He didn't really know what was going on, but it was the same type of sound she made when she got embarrassed around him, "Hinata wha- woah ACK, uh AH AHHHH, what are you doing? Is this a genjutsu? AH," She was doing something to him, it was something to his groin. He lifted the blanket to see her mouth wrapped around his... now Naruto passed out.
Hinata was still conscious, although barely, and stopped, releasing her "genjutsu". She didn't really know if she was allowed to continue, was it okay to do that while he's unconscious? She wouldn't have to think about it that much, because she, too, fainted.
Naruto came to and saw Hinatas figure concealed once again by the blanket. He shook her shoulder, "Hinata? Hinataaa?" The girl stirred underneath the blanket, he felt a hand on his junk. The hand quickly retreated.
"Oh, Uh, I'm sorry, Naruto-kun, I was too bold, and I was reckless it was so stupid."
"That's okay-ttebayo. Y-you could keep going... if you wanted to," he let out a laugh, "I mean I don't care either way haha."
'I can do this! I will never give up, that's my ninja way!' Hinata thought. This wasn't exactly what she thought of when it came to not giving up, but it was too late to be pedantic.
Naruto heard a whimper and felt the hand again. The sounds started again and Naruto retreated to a world of pure bliss. It was like he was floating through space. He began to warp through time itself. He didn't really know what to make of it, but it felt good. He was brought out of the feeling and he heard a voice.
"N-N-Naruto-kun? S-something happened." He lifted up the blanket. She spit out a bunch of stuff and gagged, "It's... not good."
Naruto rubbed the back of his neck, giving a closed-eye smile, "Yeah, sorry about that. Can you bring me my bag?" The girl hopped up and retrieved the bag before bringing it to Naruto. He dug around for a minute, before pulling out some napkins. After he cleaned himself up, he lie back down on the bed. Hinata followed suit and snuggled into his chest, "Where'd you learn that?"
She blushed, "I asked Kurenai for... help."
Naruto tilted his head back, "Well whatever it was, it was great-ttebayo!"
Hinata smiled and snuggled deeper into the boys chest, closing her eyes.
"I know... some stuff too. Do you want me to..."
Hinata was a bit startled. She didn't know what he meant. She had only asked for advice on what to do to Naruto, not what he would do on her, "Um, I, uhhh-"
"That's alright. I can wait-ttebayo."
"Thank you, Naruto-kun."
Tsunade walked through the empty hospital. They were having a relatively slow day. Most people were just playing it safe and staying inside because of the earlier attack. She sat down next to a water cooler and filled a cup with water. "Hey there, Tsunade!" Jiraiya sauntered in, "How's it going? Looks like you've got a full plate."
Tsunade shrugged, "Well when people stay inside they tend to not get injured."
"Hey, how about me and you go get something to drink? I'm sure you've had a stressful week, today probably didn't help."
"That sounds great, but the head medic can't just leave out of the blue," Jiraiya looked down glumly, "I've gotta at least leave a note first," they both smiled at each other.
The two Sannin walked outside, "I'm starving. Let's go get something to eat too."
"That's a great idea. Hey, maybe we can even invite Everybody else!"
"Let's try to keep the amount of people who see the Hokage drunk to a minimum."
'I can't believe you made her do that to you,' Nuibari shivered.
'What? Made her? I didn't do that!'
'Relax, kit, she's just not used to seeing her precious Hinata be so dirty.'
'You quiet down you dirty dog!'
'Both of you calm down, I didn't make her do it, and she's not dirty.'
'I am calm!'
'I am calm!' They both shouted at the same time.
"Naruto-kun? Are you hungry?" Hinata asked, breaking him from his thought. His stomach growled at that moment. Hinata giggled, "C'mon, let's see if the others are getting something."
There weren't a lot of places open. Naruto assumed businesses were closed due to the previous attack. Just about the only place open was the barbecue restaurant. They walked in and Naruto heard a familiar, drunken voice, "Y'know, Shizoone, yoo ca get implants."
Shizune was just laughing uncontrollably. Naruto tried to avoid them. Tsunade could be rather manipulative when she was drunk. "OOOOH hai Nardo! C'mon ovuhr here, sit bai yer ole granny!" Naruto went pale and froze.
"Um, Naruto-kun? Are you okay?" He didn't really want to sit by Tsunade, but if he didn't...
A long time ago, when Tsunade was first brought back to the village.
"OH OH! It's Nardo, look! Nardo, camahn come sit bai yer ole granny."
"Uh, no I'm gonna sit by Shikamaru and Choji, they invited me to."
"NARDO! you hate me?!" Her voice was teary, "WHAT DID I DO NARDO?! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH AHHHH?!" She began to swing wildly, knocking the table and everything else through the wall.
"Someone's gonna have to pay for that," a waiter said as they walked by.
For someone so bad at gambling, Tsunade really cleaned him out that day. Naruto hesitantly waddled over towards the Hokage, "Heya, granny, Shizune," Shizune was laughing uncontrollably. He noticed Jiraiya was there too, he took a sip, "What's uh, what's going on, guys?"
Jiraiya and Tsunade began to talk at the same time, "We were jus- hey knock it off! I WAS TALKING!" Naruto looked at Hinata and chuckled, she latched onto his arm. Jiraiya and Tsunade looked away from each other, crossing their arms. Tsunade caught a glimpse of Hinata and smiled. She began to crawl over to the girl, "Oh heyyyy, Hinata! Don they call you kehiban? Izit cause you've got two huuuge cinnamon buns," she gestured towards her chest and began to roll on the floor from laughter, "I'M SAYING YOUR BOOBS! HAAHAHA." Naruto twitched and grew a tick mark, and Hinata blushed.
"Oh uh no that's not-"
"Heeey, Hinata, trya sip a this camahn camahn don't be shy."
Hinata twiddled her fingers, "Heh no I think that's okay, granny. She's not 21, remember?"
"Oh psssssh I won tell on yoo. Camaaaaaahn, just one little sip."
"Tsunade-sama, I don't think-" Hinata was interrupted by a small cup forced onto her lips. She coughed and covered her mouth. She hated the taste, but it made her feel warm. She looked down and blushed.
"GIV'ER ANOTHUHR. THIZ ONES THIRSTY," Tsunade shouted, pouring more into the same cup, Naruto tried to intervene, only for Hinata to put her hand up.
"It's okay, Naruto-kun."
"YAH YOO HEAR THAT NARDO-KUN!?" Tsunade imitated Hinatas 'Naruto-kun.'
After about 5 cups of sake, Hinata was drunk. She crawled over to Tsunade and cupped her hand and whispered something to her, "I'm gonna seduce Naruto," she giggled.
"WHAT?! I can't hear yoo yer too quiet!"
Her hand still cupped, she yelled, "I'M GOING TO SEDUCE NARUTO!" Everyone at the table heard. Naruto, the only sober one at the table, dropped his head, hitting said table with it. Shizune continued to laugh uncontrollably.
Hinata crawled back over to Naruto. She unzipped her hoodie just enough to show a glimpse of boob. She said something so quietly that it just sounded like breathing, "UGHHH HINATA! We caneven hear yoo ugh."
"Oh," she giggled, "HEY THERE, BIG GUY!"
"Hi, Hinaaaata," Jiraiya mouthed out. Tsunade clocked him on the back of the head.
"No, dummy, she's talking to Nardo."
Shizune continued to laugh uncontrollably.
"Uh, hi, Hinata. What are you doing?"
"I'm making yoooou, hic," she twirled her finger around Naruto's face, letting out a giggle, "FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!"
Naruto felt a hand on his crotch. He wiggled away and removed the hand , only to feel it back again, "Hinata, stop that. You don't have to 'seduce' me I'm already in love with you."
"EVERYONE, DID YOU HEAR THAT?! NARUTO LOVES ME! WOOOOOO-"
"Hinata, pleaaase please stop yelling."
"I CAN'T HELP IT! WOOOO! HE LOVES ME," Naruto facepalmed as Hinata began fist pumping in several different directions. Tsunade got up and joined her, knocking the table over. Luckily, they had long since turned the heat off on the stovetop. Naruto looked back to see the waiter holding the check. He just waved to the horrified man. Shizune continued to laugh uncontrollably.
After a while, Hinata had tired herself out. She fell asleep while she was standing up, and, as she fell down, Naruto caught her on his back. He went up to the front desk and payed the bill. Shisui had come by to help Tsunade and Shizune get home.
As Naruto was walking towards Hinata's house, he felt her stir in his back. She groaned, "Welcome back," Naruto spoke as he walked.
"N-Naruto-kun?" The boy looked back at her, "Thank you," she buried her head into his back.
"Sure, Kehiban. It's no problem-ttebayo."
'Not so talkative now, eh Nuibari?'
"Thank you," she began to cry, "Thank you for everything."