This is poorly written smut. All characters belong to NBC and the beginning of the dialogue does too. Please review I am lonely.

Andy had gotten a boner earlier. In the thralls of patiently dancing off with Kelly, he had watched her throw her full butt back and forth, and before he even knew it he was imaging another type of activity they could do, showing off their moves… only with less clothing.

When she had offered to pierce his ear after the contest he had gleefully accepted, not quite understanding why he was so eager as he had never wanted his ear pierced.

He had followed her into the women's bathroom. Sitting on the counter he waited for her to run the needle under the water again.

"Yeah, no!" He said, his nerves getting the better of him.

"Stop squirming," She demanded.

"Well stop trying to poke me with a sharp thing," He replied.

"You wanted to do this, just be brave," She said, hoping to draw on his hero complex.

"I know, but you're not a professional, and I am thinking we maybe should have gone-"

She cut him off by saying, "I'm doing, no, I am doing this for free. Just stop squirming, otherwise I'll mess up."

"Are you sure that's not the gay ear?" He said, worried that if Broccoli Rob saw he would restart those rumors.

Kelly turned his face towards her with her elbow. She almost violently pulled him in for a kiss, moaning as she smashed his lips passionately. He realized what was happening after a few seconds and began to kiss back, licking at her lips.

Andy brought his hand down to feel her the inside of her upper thigh. His fingers were pretty clearly moving up towards one very specific place.

He suddenly felt a slight pain on his ear. Pulling away he gasped, "You kissed me to pierce me?!"

Kelly rolled her eyes. "Obviously, you were going on and on and on, and your ear piercing isn't gay if you kiss a girl during it."

Andy felt taken advantage of, but he didn't want to appear affected… on the other hand, he was still rilled up from watching her dance earlier, he needed something to happen.

Sorry that was short but I update often.